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I haven’t used those in years. I got an infection from reusing one too much without cleaning it
Sam And Cat Cheese GIF by Nickelodeon


Were you using the contents of said fleshlight like this?
 

Tschumi

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nush nush it seems that your current pet game Judgement is called 'Judge Eyes' on Japanese game covers, i prefer it :p "Why you givin' me the judge eyes?"

Also explains his wonderfully intense expression on the cover lol

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Maiden Voyage

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I found a small lump on my balls yesterday. This happened before when I was like 22. It was a cyst (I get them occasionally every 6 months or so but usually on my face). And I'm pretty sure this one is also a cyst.

My point here is that you should all check your balls (and/or breasts) for lumps routinely. If not for your own health, then do it for Tom Green.
 

Star-Lord

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So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.
 

Soodanim

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So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.
When others fail, you've always got Meta GAF to drunk post in. If we're lucky you'll gift us a drunk thread or two
 
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T8SC

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So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.

Did they know prior to cancelling that this weekend retreat would involve no sex, which most would consider compulsory?

Sounds like a "dirty weekender" to me .... but without the dirty part.
 

nush

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So I mentioned previously that I’d been talking to someone and we’d been getting quite close, and we were supposed to be going on a ‘retreat’ this weekend, but they’ve cancelled, and I’m more upset about this than I should be. So I’ve decided instead I’m going to get completely rat-arsed.

She probably didn't want to go anyway. Said yes just to get out of the situation and or hoping you'd forget. It's all too common behavior.
 

GeekyDad

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i just accidentally watched a whole man-on-man porn scene to completion. I'm a little worried it's gonna turn me gay now. What do you guys think?
How does one accidentally watch "a whole man-on-man porn scene to completion"? I'm thinkin' the dongs make an appearance pretty early on.
 

Tschumi

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For the first time in my life I've seemingly developed something like a food intolerance... when i eat an entire giant bag of cheese doritos on top of another lunch, i unfailingly get a headache for the rest of the day.

....not gonna be a particularly hard trap to avoid methinks... i've only done it twice in like 6 months, when i had a nostalgia fit lol
 
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