Richard Packer
Gold Member
It's food you can have sex with. If anything, it's underrated.What the fuck
Donuts are overrated anyway. Fuck it, lets go all in, sugary deserts are overrated as hell, especially cake.
It's food you can have sex with. If anything, it's underrated.What the fuck
Donuts are overrated anyway. Fuck it, lets go all in, sugary deserts are overrated as hell, especially cake.
Is there a food you can’t have sex with?It's food you can have sex with. If anything, it's underrated.
Beef. Cows are sacred animals.Is there a food you can’t have sex with?
Thousands of dairy farmers across the Midwest are not going to be happy with this development.Beef. Cows are sacred animals.
#allbonersmatterFor a hamster that partakes in extracurricular hamster activities. You're awfully concerned with the boner health of prominent men.
A dog or a human?
One of those theme songs that's permanently burned into my brain despite being a bit too young to have watched it. Crazy how that happens.
is that your way of telling us you’re downloading a porno
Always looking for new VR contentis that your way of telling us you’re downloading a porno
Cheese fondue. That shit burns.Is there a food you can’t have sex with?
Cheese fondue. That shit burns.
They log your VPN time? What the hell kind of metric is that?RANT TIME!
During lockdown I got super depressed and while I did all the work I had to do and did it well, my vpn log shows a deficit of over 100 hours.
I thought I’d be fired but what happened is that my boss and the department boss got chewed by HR and I was given the opportunity to fix it by doing overtime. They notified during the last week of November so that means I have to compensate it to the tune of 100 hours in December. Yay.
My department boss is pissed and my direct boss is pissed so I’m going to be in dog jail for awhile. Also, no free time in December yay.
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They log your VPN time? What the hell kind of metric is that?
I guess I have no idea the kind of job that would track that time. I’m only on VPN if I need access to network drives, but sometimes I leave it on overnight or something, so there’s no correlation to how much I’m working…and I’m salaried so hours aren’t tracked at all.Probably hours, minutes & seconds.
I have experimented with food in the bedroom with both men and women, and while it’s not something I’d do again, I can safely say it’s not the reason I don’t do sex anymore. Not that a sex-related injury would put me off cheese. I fucking love me some cheese.Is this why you don't like sex? Because of an old intimate relationship with some cheese fondue?
RANT TIME!
During lockdown I got super depressed and while I did all the work I had to do and did it well, my vpn log shows a deficit of over 100 hours.
I thought I’d be fired but what happened is that my boss and the department boss got chewed by HR and I was given the opportunity to fix it by doing overtime. They notified during the last week of November so that means I have to compensate it to the tune of 100 hours in December. Yay.
My department boss is pissed and my direct boss is pissed so I’m going to be in dog jail for awhile. Also, no free time in December yay.
END OF RANT
Nah everyone’s got a few dozen spare shake weights around, get some duct tape and you’re setTime to install the mouse jiggler software.
Time to install the mouse jiggler software.
Soup ...It does nothing beside burning....On an unrelated note does anyone know an expert on genital burned skin?It's for a friend that I don't know.Is there a food you can’t have sex with?
Soup ...It does nothing beside burning....On an unrelated note does anyone know an expert on genital burned skin?It's for a friend that I don't know.
You probably missed the joke, look what I was replying to.Proper burns? Or friction burns from your (his) Mrs' massive bush?
Jesus what a day and it’s only 1:30. Having some down time & coffee.
I’m gonna be thinking about hairy bushes all night now.Proper burns? Or friction burns from your (his) Mrs' massive bush?
When aren’t you?I’m gonna be thinking about hairy bushes all night now.
Don’t be a jelly bellyWhen aren’t you?
It arrived.. dog bless the Japanese keeping everything in mint condition for resale... I'm blown away, i love the shape, I'm standing it up and it looks fantastic, sculptural. Huge? Yes, but I've got it between my tv and a shelf so you only see the front.. it's the balls.
They log your VPN time? What the hell kind of metric is that?
It’s a way to measure if you’re doing your 40/week and to be able spot people who are logging in more than 40 because that might be susceptible of overpayment reclamation.
That’s what I took away from it. Seems like a major flaw in the system if that’s the case. I’d exploit the shit out of it.So you could also game the system by just staying logged in?
That’s what I took away from it. Seems like a major flaw in the system if that’s the case. I’d exploit the shit out of it.
You and I lead very different lives. Where you’re sitting in a hot tub with your bird, I was sat at home in my boxers playing Minecraft.Sitting in the hot springs with my girlfriend and getting paid. Good times.
You and I lead very different lives. Where you’re sitting in a hot tub with your bird, I was sat at home in my boxers playing Minecraft.
I wish my job was email based, it's painfully obvious if you don't put any time into Architecture work, fml. I have to rely on an ersatz sense of getting paid for my talent.. it's a flaccid takeActually many times, I'd just be playing Xbox most of the day with my email alert tone on my PC set really loud so I'd hear it and reply back ASAP.
I wish my job was email based, it's painfully obvious if you don't put any time into Architecture work, fml. I have to rely on an ersatz sense of getting paid for my talent.. it's a flaccid take
Your job sounds hella similar to mine. The majority of my ‘work’ is done via phone calls or Zoom conferences, with the odd on-site visit maybe once or twice a week to make sure our ‘clients’ are having their needs met. Other than that, it’s sat behind a laptop screen all day.I still needed to go out and make site visits, I just didn't need to go out each day on the whim of someone sending the Email to have a meeting about whatever minor issue of the moment was.
Your job sounds hella similar to mine. The majority of my ‘work’ is done via phone calls or Zoom conferences, with the odd on-site visit maybe once or twice a week to make sure our ‘clients’ are having their needs met. Other than that, it’s sat behind a laptop screen all day.
So you could also game the system by just staying logged in?
Yes - that’s why they use productivity watchdog software.
I was too depressed to bullshit around trying to avoid tripping it.
In a lot of cases the job is looking busy while not having anything to do.
RANT TIME!
During lockdown I got super depressed and while I did all the work I had to do and did it well, my vpn log shows a deficit of over 100 hours.
I thought I’d be fired but what happened is that my boss and the department boss got chewed by HR and I was given the opportunity to fix it by doing overtime. They notified during the last week of November so that means I have to compensate it to the tune of 100 hours in December. Yay.
My department boss is pissed and my direct boss is pissed so I’m going to be in dog jail for awhile. Also, no free time in December yay.
END OF RANT