Richard Packer
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It's Waluigi Wednesday. You have plenty of time before Face-Fuck Friday. Believe in yourself.
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Maiden Voyage
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We call it Front Tuck Friday where I'm from.
Richard Packer
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I forgot you went as Buffalo Bill at the Halloween party.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I hope you are charging work a substantial fee for the honor of kissing balls such as yours.
I charge $50 for ten minutes.
nush
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Take last years objectives, change some details and submit. They'll never know.
haxan7
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Richard Packer
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Maiden Voyage
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Fuck I ate too much send help pls
Tschumi
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My own private idaho scene in case it's too vague
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Question:
Would installing windows 11 mess with creative suite cracks and Microsoft edge blocks, if i had any of those?
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haxan7
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Richard Packer
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Would you like a colon cleansing?
Rentahamster
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Maiden Voyage
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Only if you use your tongue.
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azertydu91
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Yet all it is asking for is a good rimming....This thread needs a good reaming of all this filth.
I did that once and sweated buckets when they called me into the office to discuss them. I swore they were gonna fire me for trying to pull the wool over their eyes, but they congratulated me instead on taking the initiative and setting some impressive objectives. I don't want to say my deceit helped towards my promotion, but…
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haxan7
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nush
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Being able to bullshit is a necessary life skill. Fortunately I learned that very early in my work life.
Richard Packer
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Just make sure the carpet matches the drapes and you're golden
Maiden Voyage
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Survived to day 3 in Project Zomboid
Tschumi
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Everything in architecture has been rank copy catting for ten thousand years, the great ones of today are just good at implying otherwise lol
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Clean it out first and eat a diet high in fiber. You'll like it.God I'd feel bad for anyone who chose to rim me, that place is full of danger and deceit... I hope my girl doesn't one day get it in her head that I'd enjoy it ewww
...Maybe MrFunSocks wants a go...
Tschumi
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Richard Packer
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The same results can be achieved by sticking a karela up there, twisting, then pulling it out gently.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You'll never be accepted into polite Japanese society with that attitude!
Tschumi
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As far as I'm aware they expect me to let two dozen salarymen bukake me at their end of year party loll
haxan7
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All you need is a few good squirts of hot sauce up your butt for a thorough release.
Tschumi
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Richard Packer
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I've managed to blag my way through most of of my life to varying results. How I've managed to not get caught out is beyond me.
I mean, isn't architectural design just a fancier way of drawing those lopsided houses we did as kids?
nush
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Most people are not that smart TBH, or even care enough to give a shit. You have to be careful not to try to bullshit a bullshitter.
I guess my bosses are pretty dumb then, not only for believing those objectives and projections were new, but for also promoting me for it. Still, if their stupidity pays my bills, that's on them.
nush
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But you didn't get fired from the job, so they can't be that bad at making decisions. White collar scum is a low bar though.
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Tschumi
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Look... A company's goals don't exactly shift seismically from year to year. You hardly have a galaxy of goals to choose from. And anyway, maybe the bosses consider the goals to be, as yet, unfulfilled, so they see them as relevant for this year. It's not like you've made "1234" the password to the mainframe lol...
And for Pete's sake, it's a bit much to think you'd get fired for being a bit slack drawing up a checklist for a year. At the very most one of the bosses would have said "come on Chris, pull your head out, right?", I mean that's the most that they would feasibly do you you, it rather seems to me. So chill! If i paid a penalty for all the ny resolutions I've made and failed to live up to, and made again, I'd be in that island prison from Papillon!
nush
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She's not gonna fuck U dude.
Peggies
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Good morning Richard, how nice of you to say that.
Yeah, looking back now it was stupid of me to think I'd be sacked for fudging the objectives, but at the time I wasn't thinking straight. I just assumed that being called into a meeting with the three highest people in the office (including HR) meant I was in for the chop. Irrational thinking, maybe, but I've always been an irrational thinker.
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nush
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Surprise meeting with that lot? Nope not a bit.
Tschumi
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Ahh well all's well that ends well
employee of the month!
Maiden Voyage
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It's somewhat common for black women to wear wigs is the US.So I'm still trying to figur that one out.
I even googled "clapping shit". Aparently it means having anal sex () but where does the dude put the wig on? On his penis? Why is she even wearing a wig?
Clapping cheeks is a woman's butt cheeks slapping into each other during doggy style.
The man takes the wig and puts it on his own head. The face given by Patrick in the image is reminiscent of weird faces people make whilst having sex.
Thank you all for reading my new weekly column, 'Explaining sex acts to married people'.
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Maiden Voyage
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Next week I will explain the Phantom Load.
Thank you, Maiden! You're a gem!
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