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Solo dad duty with the younger child. Not much to do but to keep my spawn alive and entertained and shit post.
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Update: baby climbed the fuck out of the crib holy shit, a milestone!
Maiden Voyage
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Saw these clouds an thought about you all, dunno why.
SoggyBiscuit
Banned
Maiden Voyage
I crumbled and bought Project Zomboid.
nush
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Now you have to watch that the baby does not do it all the time.
haxan7
Banned
Don’t they sell baby crib caps/covers to keep them locked in
nush
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Yes, they're called cages.
haxan7
Banned
Safest place for them really
BigBooper
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Skinner Air Crib
1944, B.F. Skinner and his wife, Yvonne, were expecting their second child. After raising one baby, Skinner felt that he could simplify the process for parents and improve the experience for children. Through some tinkering, …
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ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
Give that kid a NES controller and Zelda stat
Richard Packer
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Just as long as you don't have the key.
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Everyone calm down- the crib is adjustable, I lowered the mattress down so the little Houdini is back to being stuck
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
That's age-ist
Your kid is independent enough to crawl out and you shouldn't move the goal post on that for your comfort
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
Just bought a couple Staub pots!
Been wanting them for awhile, I didn't have ovensafe pots for braising.
Been wanting them for awhile, I didn't have ovensafe pots for braising.
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
They'll just run away under any pressure, I don't see why you would buy those
Bitmap Frogs
Mr. Community
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Well well, GAF formatting has failed me and my attempt to draw a wordle penis.
Carry on, carry on
Carry on, carry on
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Maiden Voyage
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Richard Packer
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Started up Psychonauts 2 because it’s on GamePass, older child has switched from demanding we play Mario to demanding we play Raz.
It’s more fun than just putting on Disney+ though, kiddo copies my inputs on a PS3 controller to help me. Yoshi’s Island on the CRT is also fun for games that look like cartoons.
But I’m most proud when it’s “let’s play Samus!”
It’s more fun than just putting on Disney+ though, kiddo copies my inputs on a PS3 controller to help me. Yoshi’s Island on the CRT is also fun for games that look like cartoons.
But I’m most proud when it’s “let’s play Samus!”
nush
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I was proud when my son said "Let's play GTS!"" (GTA). He then picked up on Wasted, without knowing it's a meme because he's not allowed to go free range on the internet. We'd be out in the town and he's mock bump into things and fall down and shout WASTED!
He slipped on the wet bathroom floor got up and said "Dad, did you see that? I got wasted!"
Richard Packer
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I was proud when my daughter started to not cry after getting RKO'd outta nowhere.
Tschumi
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What a fucking gif lol, someone somewhere did Gods own work
Tschumi
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Cute, but pump the brakes on it or he'll end up like those Russian dudes who run around on skyscraper roofs and fall offI was proud when my son said "Let's play GTS!"" (GTA). He then picked up on Wasted, without knowing it's a meme because he's not allowed to go free range on the internet. We'd be out in the town and he's mock bump into things and fall down and shout WASTED!
StreetsofBeige
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As a kid, my mom used to make me butter and sugar sandwiches. Looking back that was weird as hell. I dont think I ever made it myself as a kid, but if mom made me a snack it would be this. And as a kid you dont know any better so I just ate it. Not toasted either.
I hadnt thought of that sandwich until this thread. Last time I ate it was probably like 1985!
nush
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Cute, but pump the brakes on it or he'll end up like those Russian dudes who run around on skyscraper roofs and fall off
Hey dad, look at this tiktok I just made..
Me:
nush
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That's the proper struggle food you'd make for yourself as a kid when there was nothing in the refrigerator. Sugar sandwiches, Ketchup sandwiches or raisin sandwiches.
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Shit I saw something that made fun of United Kingdomers but somehow it turned into everyone on the struggle bus…
Look we had some lean years growing up but we never put toast on bread with salt and pepper
Look we had some lean years growing up but we never put toast on bread with salt and pepper
nush
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The struggle bus was real, they hadn't even invented Nintendo back then. Or VHS. Or Star Wars.
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You ever get sent to preschool with a hand me down girl bike with pink tassels and shit?
nush
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Bike? I had to walk. Actually, I had to walk my brothers to school as well. I'd have still walked if I was given a girls bike for sure!
Tschumi
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First bike i ever got... A Canberra raiders themed bmx-slash-shite bike with a green frame and yellow wheels, also second hand, i felt great riding it to school... Everyone laughed and tried to ping me with basketballs as i scurried to the bike park... Yet another in a long line of reasons why i hate my home country and prefer any of the other countries in grew up in
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haxan7
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I wasn’t allowed to play in the snow in preschool because my mom sent me there without a snowsuit. It’s a memory that still haunts me to this day. I wish I was being funny.
nush
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Parents fucking their kids shit up when sending them to school happens so much. Like, "Let me send out out with a massive target on you for bullying because I lack any awareness of how brutal young kids can be to each other". Probably because those parents never experienced any of that because your grandparents understood conformity.
Not quite that bad, but my lunchbox was just a transparent Tupperware tub, and my pencil case was non-existent. I carried my pen, pencil, ruler, and a small selection of coloured pencils together in my pocket, bound by a rubber band. Nothing screamed “I’M POOR” like that.
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I got sent to school without a costume two years in a row on Halloween, and they had everyone go stand up on a stage to show off their costumes. So the kid in front of me was a ghostbuster, then there was me in just plain clothes, then a kid in a shark costume behind me…
And that wasn’t because we were poor, just when you’re the youngest your parents stop caring
OmegaSupreme
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If you want to lose even more faith in humanity watch that guy's channel.
nush
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Damn, that's really poor.
Maiden Voyage
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This is my greatest personal fear and sincerely makes me want to nuke the entirety of humanity from existence. It's disgusting and platforms like YT should not allow these people the exposure they are getting. Mental and physical illness on display . This is the sideshow circus oddities of our day.
SoggyBiscuit
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It basically amounts to nothing more than weird fringe fetish content.
The sadder thing surrounding Mr. Avocado is that he'll likely die due to pushing his YT content to the extreme. Seeing the almighty algorithm push this content is dangerous and disturbing and I don't know why he isn't seeking help for his eating disorder.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
I hate cancel culture as much as the next reasonable person but this guy is a menace.
Maiden Voyage
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Not just his own health. Imagine how many young kids are going to grow up doing exactly what he does because they want his "celebrity" status.
Someone slowly killing themselves is such a fucked up thing to sit and expose yourself to. If I'm YT, the last thing I would want on my platform is suicide videos or taking advantage of someone's poor mental/physical health. There should be something in the TOS about that.
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/r/outoftheloop
Anyway good morning bois and arbys
Anyway good morning bois and arbys
nush
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Too late for that, broadcast "Reality" TV should have been called out for that 20 years ago.
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