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[Thaedolus]

It's funny how your head can get tied in a knot while trying to post on a discussion forum while also halfway paying attention to work stuff. I started typing out a reply regarding Volkswagen without my full attention, and ended up thinking of the history of BMW instead. Lol. That seems like an honest mistake though, now that I think about it.

Alyssa Milano’s tits 30 years ago do that to #metoo

 

[Thaedolus]

Waiting in the airport cell phone lot to pick up the parents of the hell spawn we’ve had all week…there’s a Burger King and some nasty breakfast sounds good but it’s not even open yet. wtf, this is America

 

[Peggies]

Happy first Advent Sunday!

 

[Rentahamster]

At first glance, I thought the objects on the left were upright white condoms with frills on the base.

 

[Peggies]

At first glance, I thought the objects on the left were upright white condoms with frills on the base.

Yes I can see what you mean. But it's not. It's the holy candles of the holy Advent wreath. You irreverent little rodent prick.

 

[Rentahamster]

Yes I can see what you mean. But it's not. It's the holy candles of the holy Advent wreath. You irreverent little rodent prick.

My condoms are holy but not holey if you know what I mean, and yes my rodent prick is quite little (1cm!)

 

[Thaedolus]

Fun fact: if you blow up a condom until it pops as part of a lubricant compatibility study, it’s about as loud as a shotgun going off.

Edit:

Pic for reference:

 

[Peggies]

Fun fact: if you blow up a condom until it pops as part of a lubricant compatibility study, it’s about as loud as a shotgun going off.

Edit:

Pic for reference:

Only if blown up as part of a lubricant compatibility study?

 

[Thaedolus]

Only If blow it up as part of a lubricant compatibility study?

Well, one set gets blown up without any kind of lubricant to provide a baseline comparison and generally those were the loudest. Some lubes break down the materials so they end up stretching more (like the condom would be hitting the roof) but when they eventually popped it would be more of a puff and slow exhale than a boom like the untreated ones.

Anyway this has been my walk down memory lane getting introduced to the med device industry.

 

[cormack12]

Interesting.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Wave race 64 is still pretty fun.

 

[Thaedolus]

Wave race 64 is still pretty fun.

Fuckin A

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Dick Packer’s White Christmas Sauce

 

[MudoSkills]

I had a post deleted, where is it that I go for my tantrum?

 

[ThatGamingDude]

I had a post deleted, where is it that I go for my tantrum?

Start a new thread thrashing about like a child

 

[Thaedolus]

I think I have a crush on our local weather lady

 

[Putonahappyface]

Start a new thread thrashing about like a child

I had a post deleted, where is it that I go for my tantrum?

 

[Thaedolus]

*me, drawing a cock and balls in the snow that accumulated on the trucks tonneau cover after we get back from taking the kids to see the Cabela’s santa*: babe check out my artwork

Wife: it’s either a dick or boobs so no thanks

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Thaedolus]

Ya know, when I was 10 and I dropped my shoulder into a kid during soccer practice and he went down crying like a bitch, and then the coach made me run 10 laps, I decided it wasn’t my sport.

 

[Peggies]

Oi nush I hope you're well with all the protests n' shit. I think it's a good thing to get rid of Winnie the Pooh. He seems kinda imbalanced.

 

[nush]

Oi nush I hope you're well with all the protests n' shit. I think it's a good thing to get rid of Winnie the Pooh. He seems kinda imbalanced.

It's a huge country and most people will have no idea that anything is happening in some cities far away. Remember Chinese people have been living with this longer than anyone else, 3 years, they did everything they were told, did a victory lap that China had beaten Covid and yet it never ends.

 

[Thaedolus]

This AM we get to play the “is the snow plow going to knock my garbage can over before the waste management engineer removes the contents?” game.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Thaedolus]

I believe these truths to be self-evident; that all pipes are created equal…

 

[Rentahamster]

I choose YOU, Pikachu!

Spoiler

Pikachu is the piss pipe

 

[Thaedolus]

Snow blower appears to be running just fuckin fine this year, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Putonahappyface]

I couldn't hold my girlfriend back anymore, all the Christmas decorations are up for the next five weeks.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I couldn't hold my girlfriend back anymore, all the Christmas decorations are up for the next five weeks.

I’m so glad my wife doesn’t give a shit about holidays. The closest I will ever get to decorating my house is maybe once for St. Paddy’s or Cinco de Mayo.

 

[Thaedolus]

I’m so glad my wife doesn’t give a shit about holidays. The closest I will ever get to decorating my house is maybe once for St. Paddy’s or Cinco de Mayo.

Mine has stuff up the day it’s no longer considered morally reprehensible. So, first day of October Halloween stuff goes up, first day of November it’s thanksgiving stuff, day after thanksgiving it’s Christmas stuff. I don’t really give a shit anymore as long as I’m not asked to help…

 

[Sub_Level]

 

[Peggies]

 

[Peggies]

Happy first Advent calender door day!

Can someone of you wonderful people give my avatar a Christmas hat? Kev Kev used to do that but he seems to have left us .

 

[nush]

Happy first Advent calender door day!

Can someone of you wonderful people give my avatar a Christmas hat? Kev Kev used to do that but he seems to have left us .

 

[Peggies]

 

[Thaedolus]

No work calendar appointments until Tuesday

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm in a damn mood today with work.

 

[Thaedolus]

I'm in a damn mood today with work.

My wife left my truck with my fuel so low it doesn’t even have a range to empty…I made it to my haircut appointment on time but I threw my snow blower gas can with maybe half a gallon left in it in the bed just in case…I was at this stoplight waiting forever and I was thinking if I stall right here and have to fill up in the middle of traffic woman so help me…

Thankfully Costco is practically next door to the haircut place

 

[Peggies]

I'm in a damn mood today with work.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Nothing like some good old rotel dip around the holidays. Got some in the crockpot now.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I enjoy rotel dip all year long.
This is now chili season for me, though.

No beans, bitch.

 

[Thaedolus]

Man my barber gal took a bit more off than usual but I wasn't expecting my work laptop's facial recognition to be like "LOL that's not you"

 

[Maiden Voyage]

We need a petition to get DeepEnigma ’s name changed to DeepFuckingEnigma.

 

[DeepEnigma]

We need a petition to get DeepEnigma ’s name changed to DeepFuckingEnigma.

How about just Mofo?

 

[Thaedolus]

As long as we can get you to be Iron Maiden Voyage

 

[Thaedolus]

DeepEnigma this you fam?

 

[DeepEnigma]

DeepEnigma this you fam?

Spoiler

What did I win?

 

[Thaedolus]

Spoiler

What did I win?

A new outfit

 

[DeepEnigma]

A new outfit