Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Yup. His movie commentary is pretty good too, but for some reason he felt the need to throw a tantrum like a child. What a waste.
Him and that expendable dude had good movie threads.Yup. His movie commentary is pretty good too, but for some reason he felt the need to throw a tantrum like a child. What a waste.
Oldies rock in the dentist waiting room…better than country, but the MILF hygienist I like always has country on…life is a give and take…
That’s twice in a row I haven’t gotten my MILF hygienist. Either she doesn’t work Fridays or time to find a new dentist
Bullshit, at my age MILF is like the only category that’s right in my age range.
You can't use the term, "MILF", since you're an old man.
Not permanent.
She murders like 15% of my staff every month.
Mommy!What about sweater meat?
KITT COME IN BUDDY!It is rarely appropriate but when it is, taking a call on your watch feels baller as hell
Oh gee golly I should get a scale that tells me how much fucking fat is on my body that won’t make me feel like shit today ooodelally
They both require a lot of concentration and work on ass
the least horny GAF user.I see
take care yo
the least horny GAF user.
I gave myself a blister because I got after it on my drums today. Wife said either turn it down or calm down, so I called a divorce attorneySo, my kids locked themselves in a bank vault today, ever feel like you live in a shitty sitcom?
Employee: this customer sent me a meeting invite and I think it’s so he can yell at me because it’s taking so long to get the info he requested
Me: decline the invite
Employee: ???
Me: he’s not your fuckin boss I am
Employee: well when you put it that way…
My fetish is sweater weather.
What if the customer just wanted to show your employee how well they could handle riding cock.Employee: this customer sent me a meeting invite and I think it’s so he can yell at me because it’s taking so long to get the info he requested
Me: decline the invite
Employee: ???
Me: he’s not your fuckin boss I am
Employee: well when you put it that way…
Be the change you want to see.No EVO thread? I feel like the fighting game interest here has died down somewhat.
Be the change you want to see.
My urologists name is Dr. Cox I legitimately had trouble containing my laughter when I made that appointment.
What if the customer just wanted to show your employee how well they could handle riding cock.
Be the change you want to see.