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[arab]

his music is disgusting

 

[NoTacos]

Watch, it's actually Michael's brother


Joe was a dirtbag, and her manager

So somehow he got his saliva into MJs dental mold

Spoiler

or mouth

resulting in a 99.9% match?

Jesus Joe...........

 

[Razorskin]

his music is disgusting

True, didn't inherit that talent.

 

[Onemic]

Is it now.

Hey, if I'm wrong I'll take the L, but I dont see MJ's kid when I see this:

 

[BlueSteel]

In that video, the guy says he really doesn't care.

Meh, probably true, but I doubt he's gonna try and moneygrab... that much.

 

[Epsilon-delta]

You guys know how DNA works or youre just messing with me?

I thought the same but I think some people don't know how DNA works so I thought I'd share an article on the subject:

Close Relative Testing (Grand Parent/Uncle/Aunt/Niece Nephew)

There is no difference in the testing procedure between this type of test and paternity (maternity) testing. The only exception is that in order to achieve a reliable accuracy more genetic loci have to be compared. This is because a grand parent shares only 25% of his/her genes with an alleged grand child, uncle and aunt also share 25% of their genes with the alleged nephew/niece (this is assuming, of course, that they are not twin brother/sister of the person in question’s father or mother and also that they are all from the same parental line) etc. Taking example from the above section, out of 12 loci analysed approximately 3 should be identical between an alleged grand child and the grand parent.

http://www.medicalgenomics.co.uk/howtestingworks.html

 

[turnbuckle]

In that video, the guy says he really doesn't care.

Meh, probably true, but I doubt he's gonna try and moneygrab... that much.

The more passive / non-confrontational he is about this the more believable I'd find it. Basically the more things he does the opposite of what an average person would do in this situation (money-grab) the more he'll seem like his alleged father.

 

[FullMetalx117]

He looks more like Michael Jackson than the rest of his kids.

 

[JDSN]

What if Joe Jackson was the actual father :O

Or would the results be different if that were the case?

Yes, completely different.

 

[zeemumu]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

 

[JetBlackPanda]

I don't understand his facebook video. He didnt ask TMZ for this? and he is doing his own DNA test? is this the same as the one that was read on TMZ?

the kid looks like he could be Jacksons son for sure.

 

[tkscz]

Here's the thing. He looks like POST-surgery michael not pre-surgery michael.

So does Janet Jackson

 

[Gordon Shumway]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

Well done..lol.

 

[Frustrated_me]

It sure...

Looks like MJ.
Moves like MJ.
Sounds like MJ.
Smells like MJ?

 

[Elginer]

If that's not MJ's kid, I don't know what the hell is. Holy smokes!

 

[Raistlin]

You guys know how DNA works or youre just messing with me?

It was a joke (assuming the DNA test was credible)

IT'S A TRAP!

lol

 

[Timedog]

Yeah, the fact that his moms was managed by Papa Jackson makes me wonder if it wasn't his seed instead of Michael's. But who knows.

Are you insinuating that papa Jackson came inside of b Howards mom using his erect adult penis?

 

[endresults]

It sure...

Looks like MJ.
Moves like MJ.
Sounds like MJ.
Smells like MJ?

You forgot one. Does he feel like MJ?

 

[Onemic]

So does Janet Jackson

janet got a nose job doe.

I guess its possible he did as well...

And now these papa Jackson allegations, now that would be a trip if it was true.

 

[IceCold]

The kid even tries to speak like him.

Hey, if I'm wrong I'll take the L, but I dont see MJ's kid when I see this:

I'm pretty sure it's widely known that those are not his biological kids.

 

[Moral Panic]

I hope it doesn't turn out like that Boondocks episode.

 

[Timedog]

his music is disgusting

Disgusting? Does he sing about diarrhea farts or something?

 

[NoTacos]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

Internet5.jpg

 

[Coins]

Dude is gonna get paid.

 

[Timedog]

I wonder who's penis was more adult, michaels or his dads. Like out of a scale 1-10 adultness.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Disgusting? Does he sing about diarrhea farts or something?

The word disgusting is literally overused........

Spoiler

 

[Angelus Errare]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

*thumbs up*

 

[NoTacos]

I wonder who's penis was more adult, michaels or his dads. Like out of a scale 1-10 adultness.

Why.

 

[JaseMath]

Does he sing and dance? Make him a star, America!

 

[rooflapimp]

I wonder who's penis was more adult, michaels or his dads. Like out of a scale 1-10 adultness.

I have always imagined Michael to have a really tiny penis

 

[Takuan]

Are you insinuating that papa Jackson came inside of b Howards mom using his erect adult penis?

That is my contention!

I am expert in DNA science.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Hey, if I'm wrong I'll take the L, but I dont see MJ's kid when I see this:

You will once you see his vitiligo

 

[arab]

Disgusting? Does he sing about diarrhea farts or something?

diarrhea farts disgust you?

 

[Casual Gamera]

I wonder who's penis was more adult, michaels or his dads. Like out of a scale 1-10 adultness.

 

[ISOM]

Here's the thing. He looks like POST-surgery michael not pre-surgery michael. MJ doesn't naturally have a nose like this B howard dude does, he got plastic surgery to make it look like that. His nose is actually very flat.

And the dude says he's not even behind the whole thing. Suspect as hell.

I also thought it was widely known that Blanket and that other kid were MJ's doctors biological kids?(or something along those lines) I mean, it's pretty clear they dont even have an ounce of black in them.

The thing about genetics is that you are not supposed to look like a carbon copy of a single parent. It's the entire genetic history of one parent with the entire genetic history of the other parent.

 

[NoTacos]

The thing about genetics is that you are not supposed to look like a carbon copy of a single parent. It's the entire genetic history of one parent with the entire genetic history of the other parent.

We need pics of the mom to assess the validity of the nose apparently

 

[TheOGB]

wow, 31 years old huh? he's the billie jean kid!

I was thinking the same thing. That's pretty nuts.

 

[Deleted member 74300]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

Obviously not since the criminal was smooth.

 

[BumblebeeCody]

If it looks like a Michael and talks like a Michael...

 

[BlueSteel]

We need pics of the mom to assess the validity of the nose apparently

hmmm

 

[Tzeentch]

wow, 31 years old huh? he's the billie jean kid!

-- Hmm. Well, that could be interpreted as Michael knowing it was his dad that was the father

 

[The Real Abed]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

tenouttaten

 

[NoTacos]

hmmm

Hmm well it's a bit pointier but I'm no DNXpert so.... Inconclusive.

 

[LQX]

Why does he look like Michael Jackson AFTER all the surgeries? You would think if they did have similar facial features it would be closer to what MJ would look like had he not done all the surgeries.

 

[poopninjamvc3mk]

hmmm

Spoiler

I'd nibble

 

[Takuan]

We need pics of the mom to assess the validity of the nose apparently

Nosejob, confirmed.

 

[SteveMeister]

DNA from a 30-year-old dental impression, and they won't say what lab performed the test. This is almost certainly fake, but it'd be a heck of a story if it wasn't.

 

[Toa TAK]

The mystery of Billie Jean is solved. Now if we could just figure out if Annie is okay.

Best.Post.Ever.

Spoiler

In this thread.

 

[Ovid]

tmz just released an article. B Howard says he had nothing to do with this.

So uhh.....I guess we can't draw any conclusions (?)

I don't know what to say.

It kinda looks like him.

 

[legacyzero]

You forgot one. Does he feel like MJ?

HAHHA