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[danwarb]

The lab results were 99.99%, so you can safely say he is the son of MJ.

Heeeee heeeee

 

[Dr.Acula]

If he were still alive, he'd make the best You Are Not The Father gif.

Not today, he wouldn't.

 

[Vesmir]

This guy that is trying to shut down the conversation sounds like a scumbag.

 

[CountAntonius]

But the kid is not my son...

 

[AlphaSnake]

Here he is


Sounds like him...and kind of looks like him too. DNA says it as well.


damn.

Oh Jesus...their families were actually very close and connected. Why did they keep this so hidden?

 

[To Far Away Times]

He looks and sounds like MJ.

He's about to get paid, too.

 

[Mr Swine]

So do they really have MJ DNA?

 

[kmax]

So Joe Jackson (MJ's father) was his mother's manager before he was born, so there's a connection there as well.

I think this is a sealed deal.

 

[TheOGB]

W-what?

That sure is an interesting revelation.

 

[Chris R]

Was Maury there?

 

[knicks]

Who gives a shit?

 

[Andrew.]

But the kid is not my son...

Well played

 

[JDSN]

He is about to get paid, and maybe get some kind of career out of it.

 

[NoTacos]

But the kid is not my son...

Holy shit. It cums full circle.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Who gives a shit?

YOU!!!!!!!

 

[xbhaskarx]

What if the real father is Tito? Have the other Jacksons been tested?

 

[Maxxan]

Who gives a shit?

Beat it!

 

[Ryce]

1. This whole thing (the way it's set up, etc.) seems really shady.
2. How do we actually know they obtained Michael Jackson's DNA?
3. In the event that it actually is a positive match, couldn't his father be another member of the Jackson family?

 

[Twilight Gap]

1. This whole thing (the way it's set up, etc.) seems really shady.
2. How do we actually know they obtained Michael Jackson's DNA?
3. In the event that it actually is a positive match, couldn't his father be another member of the Jackson family?

Yup. B Howard definitely resembles him in appearance, voice, and demeanor, but I'll remain skeptical for the time being for those reasons. Either way, he's about to be a lot more famous.

 

[Takuan]

1. This whole thing (the way it's set up, etc.) seems really shady.
2. How do we actually know they obtained Michael Jackson's DNA?
3. In the event that it actually is a positive match, couldn't his father be another member of the Jackson family?

Yeah, the fact that his moms was managed by Papa Jackson makes me wonder if it wasn't his seed instead of Michael's. But who knows.

 

[GuitarAtomik]

So Joe Jackson (MJ's father) was his mother's manager before he was born, so there's a connection there as well.

I think this is a sealed deal.

What if Joe Jackson was the actual father :O

Or would the results be different if that were the case?

 

[Epsilon-delta]

What if the real father is Tito? Have the other Jacksons been tested?

IIRC, you only share 25% of your DNA with your uncle or aunt. Someone can correct if I'm wrong.

 

[Bit-Bit]

Awww shit.

 

[DrFunk]

This guy gotta sing "Lisa Its Your Birthday" before I'm buying any of this Michael Jackson's son foolishness.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Interesting. Doesn't surprise me one bit. You know Michael had to be getting some serious loving whenever he wanted it.

 

[cdyhybrid]

So this dude is going to become the Avatar of Akatosh and stop Mehrunes Dagon's invasion of Tamriel, right?

 

[kirblar]

IIRC, you only share 25% of your DNA with your uncle or aunt. Someone can correct if I'm wrong.

You can get 0% in a brother/sister pair if every coin toss goes the other way. They'll just test his grandparents.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Huh so why come forward now? And not when MJ's estate was in contention?

 

[Downhome]

Somewhere out in the world right now, Bruno Mars sheds a single tear.

 

[Razorskin]

The kid WAS your son Michael.

 

[Tesseract]

what if it's michael reborn out of a chrysalis

 

[kmax]

tmz just released an article. B Howard says he had nothing to do with this.

So uhh.....I guess we can't draw any conclusions (?)

 

[Spinluck]

wow, 31 years old huh? he's the billie jean kid!

 

[Twilight Gap]

tmz just released an article. B Howard says he had nothing to do with this.

So uhh.....I guess we can't draw any conclusions (?)

The plot thickens

 

[NoTacos]

wow, 31 years old huh? he's the billie jean kid!

You make it sound like he's an old western bandit lol

 

[sphinx]

I have to say, that resemblance was VERY strong, the guy really seems to have MJ's DNA,

 

[-Plasma Reus-]

She's saying he is his son?
The lie has become the truth.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Somewhere out in the world right now, Bruno Mars sheds a single tear.

lol.

 

[Wag]

He faked the DNA!!!

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

What if Joe Jackson was the actual father :O

Or would the results be different if that were the case?

There are ton of stories of Joe Jackson banging any young girl he saw during his kids concerts.

 

[AlexMogil]

Never meant to be!

 

[Onemic]

Here's the thing. He looks like POST-surgery michael not pre-surgery michael. MJ doesn't naturally have a nose like this B howard dude does, he got plastic surgery to make it look like that. His nose is actually very flat.

And the dude says he's not even behind the whole thing. Suspect as hell.

I also thought it was widely known that Blanket and that other kid were MJ's doctors biological kids?(or something along those lines) I mean, it's pretty clear they dont even have an ounce of black in them.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Here's the thing. He looks like POST-surgery michael not pre-surgery michael. MJ doesn't naturally have a nose like this B howard dude does, he got plastic surgery to make it look like that. His nose is actually very flat.

And the dude says he's not even behind the whole thing. Suspect as hell.

I also thought it was widely known that Blanket and that other kid were MJ's doctors biological kids?(or something along those lines) I mean, it's pretty clear they dont even have an ounce of black in them.

Is it now.

 

[NoTacos]

Here's the thing. He looks like POST-surgery michael not pre-surgery michael. MJ doesn't naturally have a nose like this B howard dude does, he got plastic surgery to make it look like that. His nose is actually very flat.

And the dude says he's not even behind the whole thing. Suspect as hell.

I also thought it was widely known that Blanket and that other kid were MJ's doctors biological kids?(or something along those lines) I mean, it's pretty clear they dont even have an ounce of black in them.

Dwayne Johnson doesn't look particularly black (pretty much all Samoan) but that doesn't negate the fact he's half black.

 

[SteveMeister]

Wow. Pretty surprising. Here's a music video of his from '11.

 

[Raistlin]

Watch, it's actually Michael's brother


Joe was a dirtbag, and her manager

 

[params7]

Pretty cool.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

Watch, it's actually Michael's brother


Joe was a dirtbag, and her manager

You guys know how DNA works or youre just messing with me?

 

[Razorskin]

Wow. Pretty surprising. Here's a music video of his from '11.

WOAH he looks like Michael

 

[Gordon Shumway]

IT'S A TRAP!