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[Daydream Sequence]

Why would tribal men speak in broken English? I know the US education system is bad, but I didn't know it was that bad.

Furrners are extra salty during the Olympics.

 

[CornBurrito]

What are you talking about? You think he would be where he is if society was not there for him? We helped paved the roads that he drives on, filled the Olympic sized swimming pools where he trains, and made a society that is possible for athletes like him to train through our taxes. What do you mean we had nothing to do with his accomplishments? Get out of here you conservative scum!!!

Idk I buy goods made in China. Am I funding that team? Woo go China! Most gold metals baby! #1 at being #1.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I think we should all get patriotic avatars to celebrate this moment. Someone make me a ballin one and I will tearfully wear it with pride.

 

[marrec]

That he ordered with his VISA.

That he pulled from his American Apparel pants.

 

[GremlinFool]

Idk I buy goods made in China. Am I funding that team? Woo go China! Most gold metals baby! #1 at being #1.

You must be a joy to be around in person.

 

[RumblingRosco]

I Googled "America GIFs" to add some class up in this bitch, but what I saw haunted my eyes forever. So many awful, terrible GIFs... so, I'll spare you the agony, GAF, because I'm American, and in America, we care. And caring is sharing, knowledge is power, and knowing is half the battle.

G.I. Joe, American Hero.

 

[JeTmAn81]

Today I drove to my job in my Japanese car, and listened to a podcast on my phone which was produced by Motorola (American), but almost certainly manufactured in China. But I was listening to the Giant Bombcast, and nothing is more authentically American than that. USA!!! USA!!!

 

[Steelrain]

Wait....Coca-cola produces water too.


MORE WATER YOU FOOLS!

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Not a valid answer. There were like 5 countries other than Britain against Napoleon

A 17 years old peasant girl. You can't top this.

i don't know what's worse, an english warrior king dying of dysentry on his way to be crowned king of france, or the fact you needed a girl to save you.

The hundred years war ended in a comedy.

 

[Desmond]

In sadder news, the host England has yet to win a single gold medal.

Edit: While America was busy celebrating one of their own making history by becoming the greatest athlete in the history of mankind, the clouds parted slightly for England who managed to win their first gold medal. Congratulations.

Learn to Geography Bucko



Also, for the laugh:
http://newsthump.com/2012/08/01/fur...ves-musical-chairs-triumph-at-spanish-resort/

 

[twobear]

So no-one's mentioned Bradley Wiggins' gold medal and as a result he's (apparently) the Brit with the most Olympic medals ever?

No?

No surprises that only a Brit is successful at cycling without first doping up to his eyeballs tbh

 

[CornBurrito]

You must be a joy to be around in person.

I don't hang around fanboys in real life.

 

[Dali]

That he ordered with his VISA.

In-flight on United 1776.

 

[Zhengi]

Idk I buy goods made in China. Am I funding that team? Woo go China! Most gold metals baby! #1 at being #1.

OMG, COMMIE!!

 

[Daydream Sequence]

i don't know what's worse, an english warrior king dying of dysentry on his way to be crowned king of france, or the fact you needed a girl to save you.

The hundred years war ended in a comedy.

Hey now, we (the US) needed the help of the French) to defeat England. The French!

I don't hang around fanboys in real life.

I don't know why, but the saltier this guy gets, the happier I am.

 

[Subitai]

Hopefully you finish the day with an ice cold Sam Adams. Like a real American.

Fixed.

Bud is no longer an American owned beer as Anheuser-Busch was acquired by InBev. Although, BMW is an official US Olympic sponsor too. :/

 

[Slayven]

A great man once said " To be the man you have to beat the man" and right now infront of millions and millions Phelps is the man.

He use to date Ms. California so you know he been up on space mountain numerous times.

 

[freenudemacusers]

In-flight on United 1776.

To visit Mount Rushmore

 

[Steelrain]

Fixed.

Bud is no longer an American owned beer as Anheuser-Busch was acquired by InBev. Although, BMW is an official US Olympic sponsor too. :/

I know...but is Sam Adams a sponsor?

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

I Googled "America GIFs" to add some class up in this bitch, but what I saw haunted my eyes forever. So many awful, terrible GIFs....

 

[alphaNoid]

USA USA USA

 

[RukusProvider]

I need a Phelps avatar with "G.O.A.T" on it please.

 

[Steelrain]

To visit Mount Rushmore

More like to visit the old world and bring freedom, democracy and awesome back into their pitiful lives.

 

[Dali]

To visit Mount Rushmore

It's actually a real flight from DC to Newark. But when I get there I'm going to make love to Snookie while eating a Pizza Hut pizza on the Jersey shore while watching Jersey Shore.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I need a Phelps avatar with "G.O.A.T" on it please.

Same. Needs to have a flag too

It's actually a real flight from DC to Newark.

Oh haha

 

[Subitai]

I know...but is Sam Adams a sponsor?

Yeah, that was my poorly made point.

 

[Borgnine]

America.

 

[SteveWD40]

Korey you so crazy.

 

[victreeb3l]

best OP of all time lol

USAUSAUSA. really though, grats to michael phelps!

 

[ElectricBlue187]

If only the Chinese weren't so damn good at diving/male gymnastics we could claim 1st

 

[CornBurrito]

If only the Chinese weren't so damn good at diving/male gymnastics we could claim 1st

Probably just a bunch of cheaters. No way my country could be losing in Gold.

 

[GK86]

Op reads like something a redneck from the deep south would say.

 

[marrec]

Probably just a bunch of cheaters. No way my country could be losing in Gold.

That's the spirit! ;p

 

[Daydream Sequence]

Probably just a bunch of cheaters. No way my country could be losing in Gold.

Show us on this doll where USA touched you, Mr. Salty.

 

[SmithnCo]

WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE

 

[ElectricBlue187]

Probably just a bunch of cheaters. No way my country could be losing in Gold.

The US doesn't lose, we are just temporarily not in the lead

 

[Dali]

If only the Chinese weren't so damn good at diving/male gymnastics we could claim 1st

It's ok. We'll pick up ground when T&F starts. Maybe they'll lose a couple if/when Ye Shiwen gets disqualified too.

 

[JJDinomite]

USA! USA!

I imagine there will be movies made of Phelps in the coming decades.

 

[Zhengi]

Probably just a bunch of cheaters. No way my country could be losing in Gold.

That's why they were knocked out of Badminton. Throwing games on purpose! Cheaters!! And that female swimmer! Definitely doping!!!

 

[GeoNeo]

Congrats to u.s.a. I'm in Australia but i got to I've props where props are due. Wish I could bag me a fine american women I hear they go hard.

:hulkhogan

 

[CornBurrito]

Show us on this doll where USA touched you, Mr. Salty.

You do know I am from the USA right? The only thing more fun than trolling non-Americans is trolling Americans.

 

[Beerman462]

Well hey, Freedom isn't free.

No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee. And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five Who will?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Probably just a bunch of cheaters. No way my country could be losing in Gold.

Helping lesser countries feel good about themselves is what we do best.

USA #1

 

[marrec]

USA! USA!

I imagine there will be movies made of Phelps in the coming decades.

Nah, there would be no conflict in the movie.

I mean, I'd love to watch America win over and over again, but would everyone else?

 

[Steelrain]

Bring your tired, your poor, your huddled masses to witness the greatest country in the history of the world as we prove, once again, why we run this bitch. Up with hope, down with Chin....er...DOPE!

 

[SteveWD40]

Op reads like something a redneck from the deep south would say.

Korey is a joke, he doesn't believe any of it, actually a bit liberal really he just likes to post troll threads.

 

[Daydream Sequence]

You do know I am from the USA right? The only thing more fun than trolling non-Americans is trolling Americans.

Saltier and saltier.

 

[Dali]

You do know I am from the USA right? The only thing more fun than trolling non-Americans is trolling Americans.

Did you just admit to trolling?

 

[marrec]

Did you just admit to trolling?

OMG Am I in a Troll thread?

I'm fucking shocked.

 

[Venfayth]

The op made me laugh.

AMERICA!

Congrats Phelps~