Somewhere, deep within the bowls of the Earth is a kingdom of homeless people. A mighty army made up of those that society has discarded.
In the heart of this sprawling utopia for the disenfranchised and forgotten is a palace made of shopping carts. And within that is a throne made of old Atari Jaguar boxes.
Sitting upon that throne, wearing a faded Resident Evil 5 t-shirt and a crown fashioned out of a Gizmondo, is Shane Kim. Before him, on bended knee, is a throng of warriors as fearless as they are homeless.
He lifts his head and utters to his waiting horde of loyal warriors...,
".........., deal with it."
Smash cut to black.