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Silent films have text panels.
yeah i didn't read the rules too well
yeah i didn't read the rules too well
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Also, only black and white.
I just realized that I never gave a keyword for my last question yesterday, I don't know what I was thinking. Ironically, my question fits the answer of "Majora's Mask" perfectly even though (I thought) I just pulled the whole thing out of my ass. :lol
Anyway today's challenge is pretty funny, nice going once again, Mike.
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I'll make a better one when I get home.
Sorry guys. :lol
Sorry guys. :lol
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God I love this thread! When I get back later tonight I plan to join in, if everything is still going.
Ha, well atleast someone else but me thought it was funny. Thanks.
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Ha, well atleast someone else but me thought it was funny. Thanks.
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Can you tell I can't draw :lol
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Amrir0x single-handedly owned the entire thread :lol
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rSpooky said:
could not help myself
i can't believe almost every basic rule i layed down has been broken, it's not that hard guysMike Works said:
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Day 12 - Post Your Most Embarrassing Story
While everyone has embarrassing stories in their lives, there's always one that's head and shoulders above the rest. One that makes you cringe, yet is so bad, that you almost have to tell it to other people. That's what today's task is all about. Everyone has one. I know you do. Post it.
Go!
While everyone has embarrassing stories in their lives, there's always one that's head and shoulders above the rest. One that makes you cringe, yet is so bad, that you almost have to tell it to other people. That's what today's task is all about. Everyone has one. I know you do. Post it.
Go!
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Mine is pretty short. I thought that 'pedophilia' refered to naked children, not the molestation thereof. So when I was around 13ish (?) my really young cousin was running around with his pants down and I guess I accidentally called my uncle a pedophile. Awkward.
EDIT: Thanks for bringing this up in my mind, I feel like an idiot.
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My actual story isn't that great, but it has a twist ending. In 12th grade I started noticing a girl in choir who had the best ass I'd ever seen. Though we were in math together as well and she had said "hi" to me a couple times at the beginning of the year, I never really started noticing her til towards the end of first semester. Well, I really wanted to ask her out, because she obviously liked me too and we'd had an awkward conversation or two, but she was leaving in a couple weeks or so to go to France for the entire next semester. I went for it anyway, looking her up in the phone book, calling her out of the blue, and asking her out via voice mail. So her whole family thought I was some kind of pathetic retard, not only leaving a message asking her out (on her home phone), but doing it when she was leaving so soon.
But it seemed to go well: she caught me in the hall in-between classes and suggested we go for coffee after school. Well, I was elated, and we met a few hours later before splitting up to drive there in our own cars. Then a bad thing happened. I could not for the life of me find the coffee shop that was literally 3 minutes away from the school. I must've driven past it 5 times, completely overlooking it each time. She didn't have a cellphone, so I couldn't call her, so I was just in a state of fucking panic. Eventually I did find it-- 30 minutes later-- and she was just sitting in there reading a newspaper. She was looking confused and glum, and I just went in and (truthfully) told her I had a doctor's appointment (which I didn't even make) and left.
Well, I've been e-stalking her on-and-off for the past few years, occasionally actually running into her and now we're friends on Facebook. She's incredibly cool, she's liberal, a fellow atheist, and still very attractive. I actually tried asking her out one time through her Xanga account or something a couple years back and she must've just ignored me.
I'd still be trying, buuuuuuut she's a lesbian now :|
But it seemed to go well: she caught me in the hall in-between classes and suggested we go for coffee after school. Well, I was elated, and we met a few hours later before splitting up to drive there in our own cars. Then a bad thing happened. I could not for the life of me find the coffee shop that was literally 3 minutes away from the school. I must've driven past it 5 times, completely overlooking it each time. She didn't have a cellphone, so I couldn't call her, so I was just in a state of fucking panic. Eventually I did find it-- 30 minutes later-- and she was just sitting in there reading a newspaper. She was looking confused and glum, and I just went in and (truthfully) told her I had a doctor's appointment (which I didn't even make) and left.
Well, I've been e-stalking her on-and-off for the past few years, occasionally actually running into her and now we're friends on Facebook. She's incredibly cool, she's liberal, a fellow atheist, and still very attractive. I actually tried asking her out one time through her Xanga account or something a couple years back and she must've just ignored me.
I'd still be trying, buuuuuuut she's a lesbian now :|
First one that comes to mind:
It must've been 4th or 5th grade. It was sitting in my designated spot on the gym floor waiting for the final class of the day to end. Fast forward to about 10 minutes before the last bell and I'm suddenly not feeling too well. Matter of fact, I was close to violently shitting my pants. But I couldn't stand up because by this point I was really about to blow. So I'm sitting there holding it back when the teacher tells us to line up alphabetically before we leave for the day. Suffice to say, as soon as I get up my nozzle is turned and the spice flows. I stand in line as best I can hoping everyone thinks it was the retarded kid that shit himself. That was a long minute. I could feel the liquid dribbling down my leg.
I don't recall what happened after that. I presumably ran to the bathroom and left the janitor a little present in the garbage.
It must've been 4th or 5th grade. It was sitting in my designated spot on the gym floor waiting for the final class of the day to end. Fast forward to about 10 minutes before the last bell and I'm suddenly not feeling too well. Matter of fact, I was close to violently shitting my pants. But I couldn't stand up because by this point I was really about to blow. So I'm sitting there holding it back when the teacher tells us to line up alphabetically before we leave for the day. Suffice to say, as soon as I get up my nozzle is turned and the spice flows. I stand in line as best I can hoping everyone thinks it was the retarded kid that shit himself. That was a long minute. I could feel the liquid dribbling down my leg.
I don't recall what happened after that. I presumably ran to the bathroom and left the janitor a little present in the garbage.
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There are probably things that are more embarrassing that either don't come to mind immediately or I'd rather keep to myself, but here's one that made me feel about 10 inches tall. My friend the wannabe congressman? I and some other friends were hanging out at his house as we did many times in high school, and somehow we got into squirting each other with these little water guns inside. I'm hiding in a closet area, the door opens and I instinctively repeatedly shoot... his dad. In the face. Oops.
Most guys don't get thrush. Like, one out of twenty, maybe. All guys are carriers, though, which is how it spreads, but that's another matter.
I, apparently, am one of the small percentage of males that can feel the effects of thrush.
I started feeling an itching, midway through my first year of uni. I'd been going out with this girl for about a year, and knew that we were faithful to each other, so figured it wasn't anything super serious, but eventually decided to see a doctor. He had no idea what it was. In fact, more to the point, he was somewhat shocked and amazed by the sight of my massively swollen penis, to the point that he had to ask me whether or not I was circumsized.
He gave me a bunch of pills, though. They didn't work.
So, I went to see another doctor. But he also prescribed the wrong thing. By this point, it was fucking agonizing. I was scratching furiously at my red and swollen testicles any time I went back to my room after class. And, holy shit were classes bad. Just being in public was agony, because it was so fucking itchy.
Now, at the same time, I'd managed to get a pimple on my neck, and applied this bee-venom natural solution that my mum had given me. Unfortunately, I'm allergic to bees, so the thing swelled to roughly the size of a golf ball. At which point, I decided to burst it with a needle.
I went outside, sterilized one, went back inside, popped it, and then applied Detol. And then I thought, 'Hmmm, my genitals are fucking hurting! Maybe some Detol would help that along too...'
30 minutes later, I woke up, having passed out on the floor.
Moral of story: don't put Detol anywhere near your penis.
As a postscript, I eventually found a doctor who managed to get rid of the thrush in about a day with the right treatment, and I've never had it since. Pray that you're not the 5% of guys who get the symptoms, seriously. That's some fucked up shit.
I, apparently, am one of the small percentage of males that can feel the effects of thrush.
I started feeling an itching, midway through my first year of uni. I'd been going out with this girl for about a year, and knew that we were faithful to each other, so figured it wasn't anything super serious, but eventually decided to see a doctor. He had no idea what it was. In fact, more to the point, he was somewhat shocked and amazed by the sight of my massively swollen penis, to the point that he had to ask me whether or not I was circumsized.
He gave me a bunch of pills, though. They didn't work.
So, I went to see another doctor. But he also prescribed the wrong thing. By this point, it was fucking agonizing. I was scratching furiously at my red and swollen testicles any time I went back to my room after class. And, holy shit were classes bad. Just being in public was agony, because it was so fucking itchy.
Now, at the same time, I'd managed to get a pimple on my neck, and applied this bee-venom natural solution that my mum had given me. Unfortunately, I'm allergic to bees, so the thing swelled to roughly the size of a golf ball. At which point, I decided to burst it with a needle.
I went outside, sterilized one, went back inside, popped it, and then applied Detol. And then I thought, 'Hmmm, my genitals are fucking hurting! Maybe some Detol would help that along too...'
30 minutes later, I woke up, having passed out on the floor.
Moral of story: don't put Detol anywhere near your penis.
As a postscript, I eventually found a doctor who managed to get rid of the thrush in about a day with the right treatment, and I've never had it since. Pray that you're not the 5% of guys who get the symptoms, seriously. That's some fucked up shit.
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I thought you were going to say either A. Your friend melts when squirted with water or B. you squirted his moms tight white T-shirt when she didn't have any bra on. I am disappointedJoshuaJSlone said:
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