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Mini Cooper = Clown Car?

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Deku Tree

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I was driving along the highway this morning. And I got to a toll booth. I hand the toll booth guy my buck... so he grabs it, immediately turns his back to me and rolls down the window on the other side of the booth. He shouts at the toll booth lady in the next booth "Clown Car" and points at my Mini Cooper:

Does this look like a "Clown Car" to you?
 
Funny this thread should come up--when I got into my car this morning to drive to work, I thought, "I wish I were getting into a Mini Cooper." Someday.

The other day I saw a Mini Cooper that had a UK flag painted over its entire body. That was a little over the top.
 
I thought it was an okay car until a couple years ago my friends and I were playing 6 player GT3 and we decided to have an all MC race...

It was the most boring race in the history of humankind. For some reason after that point I always looked at that car in disgust...and I know it was unfair too. :)

But after playing PGR2 Cat and Mouse with these MCs racing with Enzo partners...I like it again. I know associate the car with fun...and being totally beat up, but fun.
 
After living with the look for....how ever long the Uk has had this car now. i think it looks like a clown car. I too thought it was cool when it came out, its dated now.
 
The mini cooper isn't even all that mini. There's a mini just liek the one in that pic that I always see in the parking lot at work. One day at Lowes I saw someone pull up in an old school mini and it was MUCH smaller than the mini I see at work all the time.
 
I dunno, I don't begrudge anyone that owns one, nor do I point and laugh, but its styling is not my cup of tea, and I generally go for the European styled stuff too. I'd rather have a Solstice rather than a Mini if you're going simply by looks.
 
belgurdo said:
I'd rather have a decent looking "clown car" Mini than a godawful SUV I'd have to shove $100 worth of gas into

or you could just get just get a regular car that's good on gas. lol.
 
Mihail said:
One thing I don't get: Mini is the company and Cooper is the model, right? So are there any other Mini models?
Cooper, Cooper Convertible, Cooper S and Cooper S Works :)

Mini is a subsidiary of BMW.
 
Mihail said:
One thing I don't get: Mini is the company and Cooper is the model, right? So are there any other Mini models?

In Europe there are several other models. Most don't make it to the US though. And they're planning a Mini Station Wagon.
 
One of the better-handling cars on the road. These things are a blast to drive. I'm not a fan of the interior plastics, but the Cooper S was on the short list last time I was in the market.
 
The closest I've had to someone calling mine a clown car was when we parked and climbed out. There were four of us in the car, including two men over 6'1". Two people stared at us and laughed after we had all gotten out.
 
Funky Papa said:
MINI is going to refresh their whole line-up and add quite a few new models "soon"

Maybe my previous reply was a bit curt. Anyway, yeah, the Cooper design is several years old, which means it's probably time for some updating.
 
Cooper said:
An automaker that updates their design every 4-5 years? Never heard of it.
I wanted to say that MINI will add a few models with the new design. I was replying to Mihail, no need to be witty, pal.
 
Awesome car. Surprisingly roomy for such a small whip too. I'd get an S in a heartbeat.
 
I think it's a pretty awesome, youthful car. Had a chance to drive in it once, and as said earlier, it's surprisingly roomy and also seemed quite powerful/fast. The design is few years old yes, but in my opinion it still looks better and more eye catching than 99% of the crap that rolls out of lines today.
 
clown car? no....

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Funky Papa said:
MINI is going to refresh their whole line-up and add quite a few new models "soon"

I found this info online here:

Eager to mine more gold from the hot-selling Mini, BMW is finishing up a full redesign with more body styles. The U.S. rollout reportedly starts in early 2007 with new-generation 2-dr hatchbacks. A first-time 4-dr hatch bows six months later, followed by updated convertibles in spring of '08. A 2-dr wagon appears very likely, as suggested by a recent well-received concept. Wheelbase on 2-drs is stretched by 2-3 inches for more interior space; the 4-dr gets an even longer span. The makeover also adds a bit to width and overall length, the latter to improve trunk space. Even so, Mini's iconic retro styling won't change that much--a classic case of not fixing what isn't broke. Horsepower apparently won't change much either, but the current Brazilian-sourced 4-cyl engine will give way to a clean-sheet 1.6-liter developed by BMW with Peugeot of France. This new "Prince" mill is said to be lighter, more compact and probably more refined than the outgoing 4-cyl "Tritec" unit. More modern, too, with variable valve timing and direct fuel injection. Transmission choices will also change, with a standard 6-speed manual and optional 6-speed automatic for both Cooper and Cooper S models. The CVT is said to be history. Suspension will be unchanged in concept, but most all underskin components should be new and probably upgraded. The same goes for the interior, though its general layout and appearance are much the same.
 
Deku Tree said:
I was driving along the highway this morning. And I got to a toll booth. I hand the toll booth guy my buck... so he grabs it, immediately turns his back to me and rolls down the window on the other side of the booth. He shouts at the toll booth lady in the next booth "Clown Car" and points at my Mini Cooper:

Haha, you got owned.

If you don't want to be made fun of, why don't you stop driving a clown car?
 
Deku Tree said:
He shouts at the toll booth lady in the next booth "Clown Car" and points at my Mini Cooper:
Does this look like a "Clown Car" to you?


:lol

Never thought about the Mini that way, but that's pretty damn hilarious.
 
Next to the RSX it is the best Front wheel drive car I have driven though I wouldnt get it over a WRX.
 
Hyoushi said:
Cooper, Cooper Convertible, Cooper S and Cooper S Works :)

Mini is a subsidiary of BMW.


There is also the Mini One, which is the one I drive, but it's probably not sold outside the EU. It looks a bit like Deku Trees' with an Astro black body, black roof, chrome mirrors and trims, wheels like the one in Filasifer's post. Mini can look like a clown car, though, when people mod it with aero-kits and try to bling it up. I prefer the simple look myself, I mean it's already a classic design, one of the most memorable in the last 5 years alongside the iPod.

I dunno about the Mini Traveller though, looks like it has some clever designs but it takes getting used to the elongated look.

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Edit: how many gaf mini drivers are there then? I only knew of Cooper.
 
Deku Tree said:
I was driving along the highway this morning. And I got to a toll booth. I hand the toll booth guy my buck... so he grabs it, immediately turns his back to me and rolls down the window on the other side of the booth. He shouts at the toll booth lady in the next booth "Clown Car" and points at my Mini Cooper:

Does this look like a "Clown Car" to you?
my neighbors two sons (one of them works for BMW) have upscale mini's... nice car!

sounds like a jealous redneck.
 
Don't pay attention to him, Mini Cooper's are awesome cars.

He probably has a Chevy Aveo, "The official car of not getting laid until you get a better car".
 
If you wouldn't consider a Mini a clown car, then what do you consider a clown car?

;)

That doesn't mean it's a bad car or anything at all. People aren't dissing you personally. Your car just looks like a clown car.

Not a big deal, as it's probably better than most cars regardless!
 
I see it as a "gimmick" or "yuppie" car of the moment....even a "woman's" car if you want... along with the VW Beetle, PT Cruiser and Smart Car. I'd never buy one or ever want to buy one.
 
ForzaItalia said:
I see it as a "gimmick" or "yuppie" car of the moment....even a "woman's" car if you want... along with the VW Beetle, PT Cruiser and Smart Car. I'd never buy one or ever want to buy one.
It does have that small "cute" look to it. But surprisingly when I see one on the road 95% of the time there's a guy behind the wheel.

I like 'em, but they would be way down near the bottom of the pile were I making a list of cars I'd consider buying.
 
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