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[Chichikov]

Pretty awesome if real.
Actually, pretty awesome even if it isn't.

Context.

 

[Door2Dawn]

Your commercial is still terrible.

 

[DJ Crimson]

Comedy Central wins.

 

[Personifried]

Miracle whip just earned some points in my book.

 

[Vinci]

That's too cool to be real.

 

[captmcblack]

If this is real, it is brilliant for all parties involved.

 

[pxleyes]

Awesome response, hope Colbert expands the battle.

 

[DRock]

ugh.

 

[bengraven]

That's too cool to be real.

Yep.

 

[Gospel]

I hate Miracle Who-ipp too

Keep fightan the good fight

 

[jon bones]

:lol

bravo

 

[-COOLIO-]

If this is real, it is brilliant for all parties involved.

yup

 

[Drkirby]

:lol I wonder if they really bought all the ad space during the show or not. I'll have to Tivo it so I can see when I get home.

 

[Desperado]

Miracle Whip is awful.

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Miracle Whip is awful.

 

[WrenchNinja]

Miracle whip...isn't mayo?

 

[goMaki]

Miracle Whip is hella nasty. Awesome letter if real, though.

 

[Jobiensis]

Miracle Whip is awesome. Mayonnaise is hard to spell and gross.

 

[slider]

Miracle Whip is awesome. Mayonnaise is hard to spell and gross.

:lol

 

[DRock]

It's most likely real. Miracle Whip has been showing commercials on Comedy Central saying they are getting back at Colbert Report tonight.

It's just more lame marketing being shoved down your throat. The first commercial was lame, Colbert's parody was hilarious and now they are trying to take advantage of the situation.

 

[Leunam]

Miracle Whip is awesome. Mayonnaise is hard to spell and gross.

:lol

 

[-viper-]

I've never heard of Miracle Whip. Must be a US thing.

Mayo tastes absolutely disgusting though. The thought of mayo wants to make me belch.

euewrgh.

 

[Gospel]

Miracle Whip is awesome. Mayonnaise is hard to spell and gross.

You know "Miracle" Whip is actually processed semen right

 

[OnkelC]

Miracle whip...isn't mayo?

NO IT ISNT!

awesome campaigning there.

 

[agrajag]

Miracle Whip fucking sucks. Fake wannabe mayo ftl.

 

[BorkBork]

Miracle whip...isn't mayo?

They add sugar to it.

 

[Alucrid]

Your commercial is still terrible and so is your product.

There we go.

 

[tenritsu]

bu bu but I like Miracle Whip :|

 

[Chris R]

Great idea, but it won't fix the fact that Miracle Whip tastes like CRAP

 

[Like the hat?]

miracle whip is okay.

 

[infiniteloop]

It is real, saw it in the paper this morning.

 

[slider]

Never had the stuff and I was wondering about the reactions. Having seen the vid in the OP I've sided with Colbert. MW... meh.

 

[Mr.Squirrel]

You know "Miracle" Whip is actually processed semen right

duh, damn near everything we eat nowadays is processed semen

 

[JBuccCP]

I like both. Fuck those commercials though. If this is real it's a net negative if we have to see more of those.

 

[Threi]

Miracle Hwip

 

[WrenchNinja]

NO IT ISNT!

awesome campaigning there.

They add sugar to it.

Mind = BLOWN

I had no idea.

 

[Chichikov]

They add sugar to it.

I'm pretty sure in the US they put sugar in "regular" mayo as well.
Everything is so fucking sweet here.

 

[agrajag]

.

 

[Hawkian]

Miracle Whip is average.

 

[Davidion]

And that's what we call smart marketing.

 

[Gospel]

duh, damn near everything we eat nowadays is processed semen

Wh, whoooooot?

Does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

 

[Slayer-33]

I personally don't like the taste of MW.



I like mayo buy I avoid it almost ever so that I don't break out the pimples.

 

[agrajag]

I personally don't like the taste of MW.



I like mayo buy I avoid it almost ever so that I don't break out the pimples.

egg yolks and oil make you break out?

 

[GaimeGuy]

:lol I wonder if they really bought all the ad space during the show or not. I'll have to Tivo it so I can see when I get home.

god... I hope so. I really, really hope so :lol

 

[Manics]

Miracle Whip has less fat & less calories than Mayo. In my opinion it also tastes better. So Miracle Whip for the win.

 

[B.K.]

That's too cool to be real.

I'm pretty sure it's real. Last night, there was a Cool Whip commercial right before The Colbert Report came on that mentioned Colbert Report and said something about November 12.

 

[zoku88]

Miracle Whip has less fat & less calories than Mayo. In my opinion it also tastes better. So Miracle Whip for the win.

but if it has more sugar (which is the real problem,) than it's not really better...

 

[Veidt]

Wh, whoooooot?

Does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

Don't worry. You're still backdoor.

 

[agrajag]

Miracle Whip has less fat & less calories than Mayo. In my opinion it also tastes better. So Miracle Whip for the win.

Your opinion is wrong.

 

[Manics]

Your opinion is wrong.

:lol :lol :lol