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[Angry Grimace]

Miracle Whip is the fuckin' shit. Love that shit.

True Story:

Mayonnaise is just egg yolks, vinegar and oil.

You can make it at your house if you have a food processor. The fat content of Mayonnaise is about 70-80%.

 

[Fenderputty]

I'm a mustard guy myself.

Colbert FTW.

 

[Snowman Prophet of Doom]

Miracle Whip is gross.

 

[Trurl]

The Report might be my favorite show, but his relationship with his advertisers often becomes too much for me. . . .

 

[Pimpwerx]

I used to like Miracle Whip when I was a kid, but not for some time now. I prefer mayo. I saw the ads last night, and thought it was a great idea. Should be interesting if they have some new ads. PEACE.

 

[Dega]

I like MW =/

 

[KittyKittyBangBang]

You know "Miracle" Whip is actually processed semen right

Which is why my wife likes it so much, HEY WAIT A MINUTE, MY WIFE IS EATING SOMEONE ELSE'S MIRACLE WHIP!!!

Seriously though, I dont understand why people eat that or SPAM

 

[El Papa]

So what does Miracle Whip taste like? What is it?

 

[Amory]

I've never had miracle whip. I've heard its nasty stuff. What's it taste like?

 

[PowersOfTen]

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What's the point of making a 32 oz bottle and a 30 oz bottle. It boggles the mind!!!

 

[Parl]

Miracle Whip has less fat & less calories than Mayo. In my opinion it also tastes better. So Miracle Whip for the win.

Isn't Miracle Whip sugary? There are lite versions of mayo with 30% fat (still bloody high) and even 3% fat. I've tasted a great 3% fat one.

 

[pxleyes]

What's the point of making a 32 oz bottle and a 30 oz bottle. It boggles the mind!!!

It's not. It's a part of the shrinking grocery store.

 

[Ferrio]

I've never had miracle whip. I've heard its nasty stuff. What's it taste like?

Sweet, and has a processed taste to me. Horribly stuff.

It's like the velveta of mayos It's a cheap product developed during the great depression.

 

[Kagari]

:lol :lol :lol :lol Colbert, you're so awesome.

Miracle Whip is disgusting and their ads are annoying.

 

[beelzebozo]

this kind of made me curious to try miracle whip again. haven't had it in years.

and i love velveeta. from tight economic times and in the spirit of thrift come sometimes good things.

 

[AndyD]

What's the point of making a 32 oz bottle and a 30 oz bottle. It boggles the mind!!!

The idea is that they reduced the size but not the price like many other products.

 

[dem]

Miracle Whip fired Gilbert Gottfried
They aren't fooling me.. i know they arent cool.

 

[kame-sennin]

I only see a link to the Colbert video in the OP. What am I missing?

 

[Blackface]

Miracle Whip is awful.

It's better than Mayo by far.

 

[Blackface]

Isn't Miracle Whip sugary? There are lite versions of mayo with 30% fat (still bloody high) and even 3% fat. I've tasted a great 3% fat one.

it doesn't taste sugary at all, also, "30 percent less fat", means still more fat than Miracle Whip, but way more chemicals!.

 

[Zerokku]

I like both.

This. Ill eat whatever is available of the two.

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

That letter is so not toned down and definitely not mayo.

 

[Plumbob]

You guys.

Look at this thread.

This is EXACTLY what Miracle Whip wants the response to this to be. It doesn't matter if Miracle Whip "wins" the battle, now we all know miracle whip is different!

 

[Metalic Sand]

Mayo is so flavorless compaired to Miracle whip.

 

[Sibylus]

I enjoy cycling between both, they're individually really tasty at different times.

 

[whitehawk]

:lol :lol :lol

He's not joking. Your opinion is wrong

 

[pestul]

Mayonnaise is disgusting.. Miracle Whip is much better. I can't even have Mayo anymore without almost puking.

 

[agrajag]

Sweet, and has a processed taste to me. Horribly stuff.

It's like the velveta of mayos It's a cheap product developed during the great depression.

Exactly. ITT = people think that American Cheese > White Cheddar.

 

[bridegur]

Everyone behind the Miracle Whip ad campaign should feel humiliated. This response does nothing to repair that.

 

[SpacLock]

I'm siding with Miracle Whip in this battle.

 

[StoOgE]

I'm betting the entire thing was a set up from day 1.

 

[industrian]

What the hell is Miracle Whip?

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

Comedy Central wins.

.

 

[SpacLock]

What the hell is Miracle Whip?

A mayonnaise substitute of some sort.

 

[StoOgE]

What the hell is Miracle Whip?

shitty salad dressing that people use in place of mayonnaise because their taste buds are dead.

 

[Redd]

Can't stand Mayo but can tolerate Miracle Whip on sandwiches. More of a mustard guy anyway.

 

[cress2000]

And the real winner is...

Spoiler

Miracle Whip is ruins anything you put it in. Regular mayo is fine.

 

[holliberry]

no Spin Blend love in this thread? It's the only kind my family ever got, but I guess they aren't doing so well so you can't really buy it anymore

 

[industrian]

shitty salad dressing that people use in place of mayonnaise because their taste buds are dead.

I'm glad I've never heard of it then. Mayonnaise for life.

 

[Davey Cakes]

Put me in the camp that enjoys mayo but doesn't really care for Miracle Whip. Something about that stuff just doesn't taste right. It doesn't bring the right flavor to the table in my sandwiches, honestly. It's interesting, since plenty of people I know think mayo is completely disgusting.

 

[beelzebozo]

i'm sorry, but if you don't like mayonnaise, you are my mortal enemy.

 

[Davey Cakes]

A turkey sandwich without at least a modest amount of mayonnaise spread on is, in fact, a sad turkey sandwich.

That said, there is such thing as overuse. For example, that lady who used an entire jar of it to make macaroni salad. Now that's just disgusting.

 

[agrajag]

i'm sorry, but if you don't like mayonnaise, you are my mortal enemy.

We need some love for aioli up in here.

 

[explodet]

And the real winner is...

Spoiler

Miracle Whip is ruins anything you put it in. Regular mayo is fine.

"It's like my tongue took a sh*t!"

 

[beelzebozo]

A turkey sandwich without at least a modest amount of mayonnaise spread on is, in fact, a sad turkey sandwich.

That said, there is such thing as overuse. For example, that lady who used an entire jar of it to make macaroni salad. Now that's just disgusting.

yes, totally. it's a potent ingredient, and it needs to be used appropriately.

mayonnaise has great power. and with great power comes great culinary responsibility.

We need some love for aioli up in here.

my favorite burger place serves these incredible truffled tater tots with tarragon aioli. i said gotdayum!

 

[kkaabboomm]

i love being a marketing pawn. i dont like mayo OR miracle whip and im looking forward to seeing what 'goes down' on the report tonight.

 

[Sibylus]

Hellmann's Real is great stuff, I love having that smell of vinegar embrace my nose as it swirls about in my nasal cavities.

Mmmmm.

 

[Dan]

Both mayo and Miracle Whip are disgusting. Everyone loses here.

 

[beelzebozo]

more great uses for mayonnaise:

- potato salad dressing
- tartar sauce for dipping fish and chips
- thousand island dressing for a bad ass reuben sandwich
- "white" barbecue sauce, which i cannot eat barbecued chicken without
- as part of the base for many of the best dips in the world (french onion dip, spinach-artichoke dip)

pretty much one of the best, most versatile condiments ever.

 

[MNC]

Miracle whip...isn't mayo?

:lol :lol Exactly what I thought. What the hell is it?

Good God american mayonaise looks white and.... disgusting thanks to colbert's version.