Miracle Whip strikes back at Colbert

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beelzebozo said:
more great uses for mayonnaise:

- potato salad dressing
- tartar sauce for dipping fish and chips
- thousand island dressing for a bad ass reuben sandwich
- "white" barbecue sauce, which i cannot eat barbecued chicken without
- as part of the base for many of the best dips in the world (french onion dip, spinach-artichoke dip)

pretty much one of the best, most versatile condiments ever.
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When we made spinach dip at the hotel I used to work at, we reduced heavy cream and melted cream cheese into it and folded in chopped spinach.

ghstwrld said:
You guys need to upgrade to sour cream.
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You put sour cream on sandwiches? That's disgusting.
 
sour cream is not a step up. it's a lateral movement. sour cream is good for some things, but it's a more subdued flavor than mayo. and as ag says, why in the name of god would you put sour cream on a sandwich?

reminds me of another use for mayo though: chipotle mayo on fish tacos. fucking christ i'm getting hungry.
 
I am really hoping that they actually do have the whole ad space of the Colbert Report taken up. This will be funny because unaware viewers will keep thinking that its gonna go to a different commercial and then BAM another Miracle Whip commercial.
 
Regardless of whether the letter is real or fake, it's fucking awesome. :lol I like Miracle Whip.
 
Vyer said:
I can't believe this many of you get worked up over white condiments.
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hey, this is an important ingredient we're talking about here. i shudder to think what would happen if ketchup were tasked with playing all the supporting roles that mayonnaise plays.
 
beelzebozo said:
hey, this is an important ingredient we're talking about here. i shudder to think what would happen if ketchup were tasked with playing all the supporting roles that mayonnaise plays.
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Ketchup can barely even handle being ketchup, that with katsup breathing down his neck and all. To think that Ketchup could take on Mayo's duties is preposterous. Don't worry, Ketchup, you're still my main man for french fries.
 
Miracle whip still sucks. Mayo is where it's at:

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agrajag said:
Ketchup can barely even handle being ketchup, that with katsup breathing down his neck and all. To think that Ketchup could take on Mayo's duties is preposterous. Don't worry, Ketchup, you're still my main man for french fries.
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I will kick katsups ass if it thinks its anywhere near as cool as ketchup.
 
Personifried said:
Miracle whip just earned some points in my book.
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Used to love Miracle Whip but my wife turned me into a mayo guy. Still, this is all kinds of awesome. Finally, a company gets it.
 
BorkBork said:
No one rooting for Creme Fraiche? That stuff is awesome.
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Creme Fraiche is great, but it's not a fucking condiment. It's not mayo, and you can't substitute mayo with creme fraiche, sour cream, greek yogurt or any other miscelaneous dairy product you all can think up. They taste nothing alike.
 
-viper- said:
I've never heard of Miracle Whip. Must be a US thing.

Mayo tastes absolutely disgusting though. The thought of mayo wants to make me belch.

euewrgh.
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-viper-
Banned
(Today, 05:08 AM)

Justice. Sweet, creamy justice.
 
Plumbob said:
You guys.

Look at this thread.

This is EXACTLY what Miracle Whip wants the response to this to be. It doesn't matter if Miracle Whip "wins" the battle, now we all know miracle whip is different!
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This is why I never understood a damn thing in my marketing class.
So what? I still loathe Miracle Whip and still won't purchase it and dissuade others from doing so as well.
 
RevenantKioku said:
This is why I never understood a damn thing in my marketing class.
So what? I still loathe Miracle Whip and still won't purchase it and dissuade others from doing so as well.
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But it gets their name out there and anyone who has not tried it before might be inclined to give it a whirl. People who dislike it will still dislike it and people who like it will still like it. The point is to maybe get some new customers or bring back existing ones. I'd say this campaign is a definite success.
 
RevenantKioku said:
This is why I never understood a damn thing in my marketing class.
So what? I still loathe Miracle Whip and still won't purchase it and dissuade others from doing so as well.
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But others who are neutral, recognize the brand, might want to try it out etc etc
 
Ravager61 said:
But it gets their name out there and anyone who has not tried it before might be inclined to give it a whirl. People who dislike it will still dislike it and people who like it will still like it. The point is to maybe get some new customers or bring back existing ones. I'd say this campaign is a definite success.
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I can see the "Hey I used to enjoy Miracle Whip, why haven't I bought it in a while" crowd getting a reminder and buying it, but I still don't understand how shit like this makes people go "Fuck, I should be trying Miracle Whip." but maybe that's why I'm a failure?
 
RevenantKioku said:
I can see the "Hey I used to enjoy Miracle Whip, why haven't I bought it in a while" crowd getting a reminder and buying it, but I still don't understand how shit like this makes people go "Fuck, I should be trying Miracle Whip." but maybe that's why I'm a failure?
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What would compel you to try something if you've never heard of it? Name recognition is kind of the whole point of advertisement.
 
Miracle Whip is so 91'. I don't eat that bullshit for the same reason I don't wear T&C Surf Factory t-shirts anymore (most days, at least).

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Like the movie, The Wizard, starring Fred Savage, Miracle Whip is just a little too "mondo radical", and touch "bodacious" for my grown up, refined tastes. What I'm saying is--when I became a man I put away childish Miracle Whip.
 
I'm going to have to agree with the mayo haters. I hate mayo, it tastes gross and the nutritional facts turn my stomach. The only thing it is needed on is a chicken sandwich. Its the only way I can stand it. Mayo will ruin a good potato salad. Thats my taste and I'm sticking to it.

Nothing beats a leftover thanksgiving day turkey sandwich with miracle whip and cheddar cheese. NOTHING
 
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