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[Rembrandt]

I'm not sure I'd call doing one or more scenes on GDP getting into porn but Kristy Althaus's videos put real pornstars' to shame.

GDP is pretty much the best anyways so it can't get much higher. but very true.

Well this thread is now creepier than the Miss Teen USA pageant

they're above age and willingly do it. get a grip.

It wasn't the idea of them doing porn, it was more the statement 'they do porn now so thats cool'

*some do porn.

and why wouldn't that be cool?

 

[diaspora]

Some of them get into porn which is pretty cool.

yo wat

 

[Corronchilejano]

The US is so contradictory sometimes.

 

[Nudull]

...do I even want to know why they had a swimsuit competition with teenagers?

 

[Aselith]

Is "females" a derogatory term now? I don't think males wear sports bras in their athletic wear like in the picture of the woman I was quoting.

I think some people consider it a bit off as it's referring to a person as their sex. Like, a woman is a female human. Sort of like referring to people as "the blacks" or "the gays."

 

[Linkstrikesback]

Reading is hard.

Oh yes, being a jerk about asking what something is. That's always helpful. Thanks.
Funnily enough, I have little intention of googling whatever the "#BadGrandpaMovie" hashtag is if it's going to come up with things like that to answer the question, or I would have just done that instead of asking.

 

[stufte]

Oh yes, being a jerk about asking what something is. That's always helpful. Thanks.
Funnily enough, I have little intention of googling whatever the "#BadGrandpaMovie" hashtag is if it's going to come up with things like that to answer the question, or I would have just done that instead of asking.

It's a comedy by Johnny Knoxsville. Its about a boy and his grandpa going around making real people uncomfortable. It's funny.

 

[Not]

I'd be fine with a swimsuit competition if we just made the pageant co-ed like the Oscars or some shit

 

[Heckler456]

It's a comedy by Johnny Knoxsville. Its about a boy and his grandpa going around making real people uncomfortable. It's funny.

Sorry for the derail, but: How far removed is that movie from the mean-spirited nature of the Jack-ass films? Cause I kinda wanna see it, but then I think back at how lame I thought jackass and all that was back when I last saw it, and I lose all interest.

 

[stufte]

Sorry for the derail, but: How far removed is that movie from the mean-spirited nature of the Jack-ass films? Cause I kinda wanna see it, but then I think back at how lame I thought jackass and all that was back when I last saw it, and I lose all interest.

It's mostly about doing outrageous things in front of other random people and making them uncomfortable. I don't care for the Jackass films, but found this one humorous. It's more in line with the borat style of comedy.

 

[Condom]

I'm not sure I'd call doing one or more scenes on GDP getting into porn but Kristy Althaus's videos put real pornstars' to shame.

thank you

 

[JC Lately]

Though I wonder if this is the "body positivity win" that they say it is. I haven't watched a pangent in like two decades, but are the contestants still super skinny? I'm betting there aren't a lot of size 10 evening gowns back stage.

 

[newtypepilot]

so instead of bikinis, they'll wear yoga pants?

WTF?!

 

[Sesha]

They'll still model outfits. Just not swimsuits. Wouldn't really call it a step in the right direction as much as a swerve to the side.

 

[Aselith]

so instead of bikinis, they'll wear yoga pants?

WTF?!

What are we gonna do? Just not put them tight clothes to ogle them? Come on!

 

[The Albatross]

Oh yes, being a jerk about asking what something is. That's always helpful. Thanks.
Funnily enough, I have little intention of googling whatever the "#BadGrandpaMovie" hashtag is if it's going to come up with things like that to answer the question, or I would have just done that instead of asking.

Well... there was a movie called "Bad Grandpa" thought that was pretty easy to suss out from the hashtag "#BadGrandpaMovie"

 

[ghostofsparta]

so instead of bikinis, they'll wear yoga pants?

WTF?!

skin tight leggings I assume. The Judges still want to see that teen ass

Why Miss Teen USA is even a thing is embarrassing. And some people wonder why woman end up not being interested in science.

 

[Fat4all]

 

[legacyzero]

Godd, pageant's are so fucking dumb. Is there even a Mr America?

 

[Ether_Snake]

Probably just because the judges have an athletic wear fetish. They want some fit teens who can kick their asses or something like that.

 

[Fat4all]

Godd, pageant's are so fucking dumb. Is there even a Mr America?

"LOOK AT THAT MASS!"

 

[SciencePilot]

ah okay, well you were the second person to bold my use of "females" so I was starting to wonder..

In general we don't use "females" as a noun to refer to people. We use "women" or "girls" or whatever. "Females" as a noun is generally used for (non-human) animals. "Female" works as an adjective in all cases, though.

 

[Htown]

The US is so contradictory sometimes.

how so?

 

[BobLoblaw]

Creepers am cry.

 

[Dead Man]

In general we don't use "females" as a noun to refer to people. We use "women" or "girls" or whatever. "Females" as a noun is generally used for (non-human) animals. "Female" works as an adjective in all cases, though.

Who is 'we'?

 

[Valkerionseven]

Must be sponsored by Nintendo now -budumpish-

But seriously had no idea this was a part of the competition. I knew a girl in high school that made it pretty far in this competition though, never looked into it myself because... well who cares.

 

[Zeke]

Kinda surprised at the shock in here over a swim suit portion of the pageant.

 

[UnemployedVillain]

In general we don't use "females" as a noun to refer to people. We use "women" or "girls" or whatever. "Females" as a noun is generally used for (non-human) animals. "Female" works as an adjective in all cases, though.

When was this decided and ultimately why does it matter? Is the word "female" offensive now?

 

[DeviantBoi]

They do this the year after Trump is no longer involved in the pageant?

Hmmm.

 

[Kei_Kurono]

Do they still have those creepy kids pageants in the US?

Not just an American thing, there are creeps all over the world.
https://youtu.be/2bOnjJIQHac

 

[Busty]

kind of stunned this was a thing

Agreed.

I'm just as surprised that this way a thing and the Internet didn't implode whenever it happened.

 

[LeleSocho]

good

 

[Corronchilejano]

how so?

Strongly conservative towards sex yet there's this shit about child beauty peagents and teenage swimsuit competitions.

 

[Maximus.]

What the flying fuck is this? Please someone tell me that's not a child trying to do sexy pole dancing for TV.

It's a boy dressed as a girl doing a beauty pageant for a movie called Bad Grandpa. It was meant to be obscene and awkward.

 

[lawnchair]

When was this decided and ultimately why does it matter? Is the word "female" offensive now?

it was decided by the secret word court on May 22nd, 2015.

 

[Calvero]

Some of them get into porn which is pretty cool.

uhhh

 

[takriel]

What the flying fuck is this? Please someone tell me that's not a child trying to do sexy pole dancing for TV.

Come on, have you really not lost faith in humanity yet? Are you still surprised at things like this?

 

[Kevtones]

What purpose do these televised events serve other than scholarships?

 

[Bitanator]

What the flying fuck is this? Please someone tell me that's not a child trying to do sexy pole dancing for TV.

It is right there in the gif dude, from the Bad Grandpa movie. Did you not notice the grandpa tossing money at him?

 

[Nightbird]

Isn't this the kind of stuff Japan gets always called out for?

 

[Jobbs]

Why have an "athletic wear" section if the point is to not overtly sexualize contestants who are young (and some of whom may be underage)? It's not going to be much less revealing.

Whole idea of pageants is kinda creepy and stupid to me, anyway, so I guess I'm not going to get it

 

[HooYaH]

We getting Cosplay guys. Lets Roll Out!

 

[WaterAstro]

I dare one of them do this

 

[ScepticMatt]

I dare one of them do this

 

[hurricanes]

They are very good looking outfits but not very warm or practical as gear.

On topic: I thought beauty pageant is dying out...

 

[platakul]

Who is 'we'?

The federation

 

[WaterAstro]

They are very good looking outfits but not very warm or practical as gear.

On topic: I thought beauty pageant is dying out...

They should die out. Just watch the John Oliver ep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPCmmZifE8

 

[knkng]

I'm honestly kind of surprised that people are surprised about the whole swimsuit thing. It wasn't too long ago that TLC would be running shows about child beauty pageants 24 hours a day.

I'm pretty sure Honey Boo Boo saw her fair share of swimsuit competitions as well.

 

[zoukka]

So grown men watch 14-year olds prancing around in sexy clothing.

I think pedophilia is the elephant in the room here.

 

[hurricanes]

They should die out. Just watch the John Oliver ep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPCmmZifE8

What, they need to be "Is not and has never been pregnant?"...
I am speechless.

Thanks for the video, it is very informative(especially for a talk show!).