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[Riggs]

Throw off suspicion.

Honestly bro I thought the same thing.

 

[rekameohs]

This Derby sucks.

Cespedes saved it from being a complete sham. The Cano booing last year was one of the best Derby moments in a long time.

 

[Riggs]

I am giving my RTTS guy roids, working out pretty well so far.

 

[JABEE]

The Phanatic is awesome.

 

[Riggs]

God this stand up to cancer shit, right as I am smoking a cig. Blehhh

Broke Schilling, blehhhh

 

[rekameohs]

Oh look it's a failed video game developer

 

[Enron]

I hate Bryce Harper's stupid face

 

[3N16MA]

The Phanatic is awesome.

Terrible.

 

[Riggs]

I hate Bryce Harper's stupid face

I try so hard to like him but its impossible.

 

[McNei1y]

It's okay guys, I like Bryce Harper enough for everyone.

 

[Enron]

It's okay guys, I like Bryce Harper enough for everyone.

Disgusting. And possibly lewd.

 

[lazybones18]

lol that delay was pretty late

 

[Chuck]

Bit late on that 'fuck' bleep...

 

[rekameohs]

Bryce just f-bombed his own father. How inspirational.

 

[knicks]

AHAHA The curse.

 

[Riggs]

Be nice to your dad you douche!

 

[JABEE]

Be nice to your dad you douche!

His father was probably beating him with a belt before the second round. Just like the old days. (2 years ago)

 

[Chuck]

Rollie Fingers incarnate is stoked

 

[Riggs]

His father was probably beating him with a belt before the second round. Just like the old days. (2 years ago)

Hah, Mormon rules.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

They showed Harper's brother earlier too and he had a douchy curly mustache.

 

[thefro]

meh, Harper will take a half hour to bat if he goes against Cespedes.

 

[rekameohs]

Bryce Harper just beat a man quadruple his age

 

[3N16MA]

I hate Bryce Harper's stupid face

Clown comment bro.

 

[McNei1y]

You go Bryce Harper!

 

[lazybones18]

Harper don't care about gold balls

 

[Malo]

Can't wait for the Yankees to sign Harper, the douchebag mantle will be passed down from Arod.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

C'mon Cespedes!

 

[Chuck]

Citi Field looks like a really nice place. Certainly better than New Yankee stadium.

 

[Duane Cunningham]

Hey dudes, just rolled in. Who came in dead last this year? Surely not the same guy as last year, eh? That would be pretty damn sad, haha! 'Specially if it was the captain.

 

[RBH]

Makes it look so easy.

 

[Malo]

Hey dudes, just rolled in. Who came in dead last this year? Surely not the same guy as last year, eh?

Still salty about Butler not being picked? Let it go man.

Spoiler

Cano came in last again

 

[Chuck]

D: Chris's beautiful hands!

 

[rekameohs]

Chris Davis will be out the rest of the year with that injury.

 

[lazybones18]

Davis with a bloody hand....ruh roh

Spoiler

I'm sure he'll be fine

 

[JABEE]

Davis bloodied!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Hey dudes, just rolled in. Who came in dead last this year? Surely not the same guy as last year, eh?

Robbie Cano don'tcha know?

 

[3N16MA]

Hey dudes, just rolled in. Who came in dead last this year? Surely not the same guy as last year, eh?

Robbie hit only 4 so he could relax after the 1st round. True story.

 

[JABEE]

Chris Berman delivers his lines with such authority.

 

[lazybones18]

It hit the truck!

 

[Riggs]

FUCK YOU TRUCK!!!!!!

 

[rekameohs]

Cespedes is an American hero confirmed

 

[JABEE]

BOOoOOm

 

[3N16MA]

Smash the windshield.

 

[Malo]

Poor truck

 

[Chuck]

Chris Berman delivers his lines with such authority.

BRACKBRACKBRACKBRACKBRACK

*shallow right-center*

Just missed it

 

[Zen_Arcade]

I really wish the Orioles would have spent the money on Cespedes.

 

[Riggs]

Lol wtf .....

 

[McNei1y]

That ball hitting the windshield was like a Ric Flair elbow drop. It did massive damage.

 

[JABEE]

That guy behind the plate looks like he's going to pass out.

 

[Talon]

D: Chris's beautiful hands!

Dude. I don't think I've ever posted this on GAF.

But I love your avatar.