OH MAN
Fighting Royal Ludroth for 40 minutes. Already died once (stupid confusion!)
Used all my potions and supplies. Down to about half health.
WIIMOTE FRICKING DIES
Pressing all buttons on it, the lights don't even blink!
Rip condom off, tear off back cover and remove and insert battery. Press buttons again. If it even blips alive for a second I can press Home and pause the game.
NOTHING.
Scramble around, find old Wiimote.
WON'T SYNC (from an old Wii)
From sweat and grime that playtime accrues, the battery cover is sealed on like glue. SLAM on the table. SLAM SLAM. Finally I pry it off, and press the sync button on both it and the Wii.
All the while, my character floats haplessly in the water as Cha Cha distracts the monster. When it does attack me, I'm wielding the Great Sword so I auto-defend.
OMG
It's synced!!
Slam the CC Pro cable into it, kill Luddy, collect spoils LIKE A BOSS.