I love reading this site, it can be funny as hell. Here are some good recent ones:
Great stuff!
213849618 i like goldfish. their gills turn me on like nothing else. i want to stick my penis in their little holes, especially when theyre dead. its hard to do cos i usually kill them but i have a tiny pecker.
321779616 when i feel hard boogars in my nose i get really excited because I know that I will soon have a crunchy, tasty, salty treat to enjoy!
368054203 i'm attacrted to my dog. shes a english-bull dog. i know it sounds weird but i think shes so hot. is that weird?
749072991 I used to use my grandma's massager on my dick and would cum from it. She is dead now and I feel bad about it.
936020724 i think hitler was sexy.
702040595 I'm a 32 year old bald man who likes wearing red dresses while sipping pinacoladas :/.
And I'm obsessed with one terrible thought "Run the chickens are coming!".
Help me. Please. Anyone. The chickens are after me. They know where I live.
Great stuff!