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California's Mattel Inc., revealed Tuesday that Barbie, having recovered from her February breakup with Ken, has found an Australian hunk.

The Blaine doll is an Australian boogie-boarder, who lived and surfed in Hawaii for a few years before moving to the states and becoming a west coast wave-rider, the toy maker said.

The older brother of Barbie's friend Summer, Blaine has "sun-bleached hair and surf-bronzed" skin, a "mature character and worldly, seasoned surfing style."

Ken, meanwhile, remains on cordial terms with his old flame, a Mattel spokesman confirmed

 

[Guzim]

Barbie is a skank.

 

[BlackMage]

dude shes like 70 or something.. how much plastic surgery has she gone through?!

 

[ManDudeChild]

I hate metro's so very much. lol

 

[MrPing1000]

Ken is so going to fuck this guy up.

 

[Leon]

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[Triumph]

Hahaha, Blaine is so gay.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Next week, on The OC...

 

[sc0la]

I read this in the newspaper months ago, in February in fact.

Not that its old, it is new to GAF

 

[The Bookerman]

Ughh, I just wanna kick that blaine's ass...

poor Ken. I know your pain.

 

[Suerte]

Ken could pound erm kick his ass.

 

[ruffles]

Blane looks gay.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Ken is so going to fuck this guy up the ass.

Fixed

 

[Mama Smurf]

Blaine's a pain.

 

[olimario]

I demand a crying, heartbroken, stalker Ken doll.

 

[AirBrian]

And I demand a Herpes Barbie.

 

[LakeEarth]

I don't think he's Australian. I think he's an alien from another planet. An planet that's big on musical theatre if you know what I mean!