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[Late Stage Marxist]

There's maybe 2 or 3 other men in the building I work in, so our bathroom is rather tidy and is rarely used. In the two months I've worked there I've only shat there twice. Instead of 15 minute breaks I take an hour lunch, so I shit on the clock (not literally).

 

[CabbageRed]

...with stress your intestinal walls and you could end up with anal fissures, diverticulosis (that's ugly), or even a fistula (uglier, it's a second asshole from your buttcheek).

Google image search: A blessing and a curse.

Ugh.

 

[VALIS]

On a semi-related note, The Morning Shits would make a pretty good punk band name.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

I can't believe I'm replying to this thread, but...

teh_pwn, you don't need to have multiple bowel movements a day to be healthy. If you consistently take 3 or more days between each one, that's a problem -- although the constipation is usually a major clue. However, a daily routine is not normal for everyone, and shouldn't necessarily be encouraged.

Now, I could be amazingly wrong, as I'm not a medical professional. Feel free to provide sources for your view, however.

I can't seem to find any sources, but I used to be a 2-3 days cycle crapper. After getting constepated three/four times....ugh. I started looking at information, and every single place mentions to get in the habit of taking a crap 1-2 times a day, and getting your body used to going at the same time everday. Even if it means to sit on the john when you don't have to go, just for the sake of regular intervals.

 

[Tuvoc]

lol, you remind me of when I was in elementary school and I was afraid to shit at school.

You're Lucky, for me it was Elementary, Middle, and High School. High School especially because they took off the stall doors in most of the guys bathrooms so it'd be easier to catch them smoking. Now you either had to go all the way to the other side of the school to poop or walk into stalldoorless bathroom, check it out, drop trou, drop log, wipe, pull up pants and repeat*


BTW, thinking about pooping is making me have to go

 

[cubanb]

because they took off the stall doors in most of the guys bathrooms so it'd be easier to catch them smoking. Now you either had to go all the way to the other side of the school to poop or walk into stalldoorless bathroom, check it out, drop trou, drop log, wipe, pull up pants and repeat*

That is fucked up!

 

[Tuvoc]

That is fucked up!

I know, thats why I ended up leaving school at least 10 days a year solely because I had to take a shit. My mom eventually caught on. Whenever the nurse called to tell her I had a headache she knew I had to shit and she'd let me come home.

 

[Minotauro]

That is fucked up!

Shit, at the preschool I used to go to, the bathroom had saloon-style doors. This was one of those bathrooms with only one toilet too so at any moment someone could burst in and see you sitting on the stool clear as day.

 

[Ruzbeh]

I can't seem to find any sources, but I used to be a 2-3 days cycle crapper. After getting constepated three/four times....ugh. I started looking at information, and every single place mentions to get in the habit of taking a crap 1-2 times a day, and getting your body used to going at the same time everday. Even if it means to sit on the john when you don't have to go, just for the sake of regular intervals.

Well, I'm never constipated. Everytime I take a shit, it's as easy as strolling in the park. OHOHOOHHHH YEAH.