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[Mista]

Playstation 4 COD Bundle.

Thats so not you. I’m ashamed

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

A big fat dildo - bought it for a camgirl to use in a skype show. She got it and ended up using it, but that was like 3 years ago and that fat dildo is still sitting on my purchase history.

I once tipped a girl 10 bucks to tape a dildo to her forehead like a unicorn. Good stuff.

 

[Bigrx1]

I once tipped a girl 10 bucks to tape a dildo to her forehead like a unicorn. Good stuff.

That's funny, never did that but did a show with one girl who had a bucket for a vag and her toy was just flopping around inside basically so I told her to turn it around and use the base since it was thicker. But once she popped it in looked like she had a dick lol so told her forget that idea.

 

[M1chl]

It's not like it's supported in here, so nothing really.

So I post this classic (it's well worth a read):

 

[Amory]

My whole family uses my amazon account for the Prime shipping, so I can't get away with ordering anything embarrassing

 

[EverydayBeast]

Sex items aren't a big deal.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Sex items aren't a big deal.

What would you consider a big deal

 

[EverydayBeast]

What would you consider a big deal

Drugs for one, stuff the FBI is looking for.

 

[Tesseract]

Drugs for one, stuff the FBI is looking for.

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

Drugs for one, stuff the FBI is looking for.

Who is selling drugs on Amazon? I think I bought salvia off the site years ago. I remember buying dried poppy pods and making tea out of them, too. Does that count? Some wormwood maybe?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Who is selling drugs on Amazon? I think I bought salvia off the site years ago. I remember buying dried poppy pods and making tea out of them, too. Does that count? Some wormwood maybe?

I was willing to take the OP's topic another step further to online dealing, thread has a bunch of sex items and that stuff is around stores around your block, I bet its not embarrassing buying that shit in public certainly not online.

 

[Grinchy]

I always wanna buy a fleshlight but it just seems like the cleanup process makes it not worth it. Who wants to devote that much effort to one batter blast?

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

I was willing to take the OP's topic another step further to online dealing, thread has a bunch of sex items and that stuff is around stores around your block, I bet its not embarrassing buying that shit in public certainly not online.

I suppose. Just a thread, dude

 

[Spukc]

$400 HDMI cable

 

[The Pleasure]

It's brap's

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Extra small condoms

I was embarrassed when I found out my hand can’t get pregnant

 

[Spukc]

Extra small condoms

I was embarrassed when I found out my hand can’t get pregnant

think again..

always fap protected

 

[Bigrx1]

I was willing to take the OP's topic another step further to online dealing, thread has a bunch of sex items and that stuff is around stores around your block, I bet its not embarrassing buying that shit in public certainly not online.

What about this one though? Explaining this could be a challenge.

Amazon.com: Doc Johnson Classic - The Great American Challenge - 15" Long and 2.9" Wide - Massive 9.1" Girth - Great for Size Queens - Dildo - Purple: Health & Personal Care

Buy Doc Johnson Classic - The Great American Challenge - 15" Long and 2.9" Wide - Massive 9.1" Girth - Great for Size Queens - Dildo - Purple on Amazon.com ✓ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders

www.amazon.com

 

[GobbledeeGoo]

I always wanna buy a fleshlight but it just seems like the cleanup process makes it not worth it. Who wants to devote that much effort to one batter blast?

Just throw it in the dishwasher.

 

[Grinchy]

Just throw it in the dishwasher.

ewww I clean my plunger in there