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[Hooker]

"Most assholish things you've done" takes the cake for me

 

[Zensetsu]

People, I would like to take this opportunity to set fact straights.

I am NOT as creepy, creepier than Olimario, or like the guy Robin Williams played in One Hour Photo. I really do backup every media GAF and videogames related I stumble across, but it's just because I have pretty much nothing else to do to entertain myself, and I like DVD-R storage technologies. The most troublesome media I never withness it, I just like to backup everything, it makes me feel safe. I have no fetishisms related to anyone who posts on this board, mmm'kay?

You all believe me, right?

Was that a brain-fart son? WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?

 

[Chipopo]

- Although this is inter-forum, the discovery of the "GA MOD LIST" was pretty memorable, and made me realize that every layer of this cyber-social-structure is insane above all else.

- Dopeyfish's "2nd parties do not exist" opus

- The more recent furries/Calvin and Hobbes thread

you guys already got most of the good ones.

 

[lexy]

DMcazf's (and the other MJ fans) Michael Jordan worship threads are the most memorable part of GAF to me.

 

[Teknopathetic]

Mike: I don't think that argument was SFA vs. Shenmue (and if it was, I wasn't in it).

Let's see...

When every new forum member was blasted with "FUTAMI!" because it seemed like every new member WAS futami.

When that one guy spoiled MGS2.

The Julian Factor Five thread. (Why hasn't anyone mentioned THAT)

The annoying, annoying, annoying OT clique age, right when the OT forum was originally created (M0rphix, Mig, Alpha, Chipopo , Designatedgamer, and a handful of others, I'm *glaring* at you.)

DominusDefunctorum, Artful Dodger, Duane, etc. threads. Those were the days.

Oh, and Leguna's FINAL JUDGEMENT threads.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Gumby's hat thread
Megaton
Game mascots help with war in Iraq Photoshop thread

 

[MrPing1000]

I dunno how you guys remember this stuff. I know I can't

 

[psycho_snake]

The existence of "Hello GAF! I like to be an idiot!" aka Galian Beast. :lol

I remember that thread. Icouldnt stop laughing at the name change :lol :lol :lol

Some person started a thread about Alphasnake being a badass and then it just became a thread where people kept on insulting him until he brokedown went crazy and started swearing at everyone.

So is he a badass or not?

 

[fennec fox]

Cubsfan's assorted date-tip threads, especially the "Every Guy can learn this" one in the forum archives just because it comes off as some kind of infomercial.

By the way, I respect sonarrat greatly, he's a fine person, but if he has to hit us over the head with his "I'M A FURRY" stuff every post, then I reserve the right to include pictures of my ferrets with every post I make.

 

[pixelated]

Fanta Shokata. Too bad the site is offline, the events of OT need to be updated.

 

[hiryu]

The 9/11 post were pretty memorable. I heard about the first plane on GAF before it was even on the news. People at work were going apeshit as I kept feeding them info from people posting on here as they watched it outside their windows.

 

[Doth Togo]

I'd say that http://ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=38676 is quickly becoming archive worthy.

 

[levious]

Opa getting together with Marty Chinn to view the awesomeness of PS2 shortly after launch... then quickly describing the "jaggies."

 

[Tarazet]

By the way, I respect sonarrat greatly, he's a fine person, but if he has to hit us over the head with his "I'M A FURRY" stuff every post, then I reserve the right to include pictures of my ferrets with every post I make.

Sorry. I'm just trying to get a tag, really, although I think deep down I may just be a common attention whore...

 

[Bregor]

Opa driving up PS2 prices on Ebay (during the shortages after launch), and it ending up on the news.

Opa losing it after Sega went 3rd party, and the subsequent creation of OA.

The Celda unveiling.

 

[Manics]

The mod jizz topic where I ended up coining "I love the smell of mod cock in the morning". Sadly the phrase never caught on.

 

[atomsk]

the whole "girl let me touch you" madness.
"she's been orgasming on the bed for 15 minutes while i post on GAF"
numerous black stallion threads

 

[J2 Cool]

So many. Fanta Shokata was fucking hilarious for a couple days. Olsen twins thread that spawned the Danny Tanner holding Michelle "I'd hit it" pic. I miss Gumby as well. I think it was his descriptive "shit my pants" story that was the highlight of the embarassing moments thread. Megaton was amazing. Lohan's got some big ass titties went far! Ogasming in bed for 15 minutes :lol :lol :lol Uhh.. the old MJ appreciation thread. Could have went on forever. His last game was so sad. 9/11 at GA. Of course Sera just a week after another Greekboy one. And for the most part, GA was there for everything. Matrix Reloaded premiere, PS2 release, Xbox's arrival, MGS2 trailers, etc, etc.

 

[Manics]

This probably falls under the category of Greekboy thread, but the one where he posed as bogeyker and talked about bathing with his ten year old son and giving naked massages as rewards both horrified and....well, I guess it just horrified me.

This must have been bogeyker's kid:

:lol

Got it from Bogeyker's OTHER thread about boxers vs. briefs :lol

 

[FoneBone]

Can someone please explain the Loki/Tazz thing? And was this that Loki, or another one?

EDIT: OK, just read through the furry thread -- priceless, thanks to Drinky and to Sonarrat's, um, exploits. Those may be hazardous to your sanity, though.

 

[Azih]

DC Vs PS2 Racer PIC WARZ. Man that was no holds barred, no quarters asked and none given. The culmination of which was when an actual developer of one of the DC racers was nice enough to post some good info in the middle of a particularly vicous flame and was promptly ripped apart by BOTH sides. Man but I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Kuramu]

the infamous Futami quote... i still have the thread saved

"... actually I did play Zelda MM. I made it to the final form of ganon and lost interest. I have since sold the game. Don't be presume my contempt for nintendi is unfounded. it's well grounded in my familiarity with their reliance on boring franchises."

Also, Superkyro!!!

oh yeah, and the HyperspaceTheory thread

 

[Ecrofirt]

Hey this song is the best song of the year! (relating to Behind Blue Eyes and Limp Bizkit). Ah moho1989.

 

[Deleted member 4784]

OK, just read through the furry thread -- priceless, thanks to Drinky and to Sonarrat's, um, exploits. Those may be hazardous to your sanity, though.

WTH? Kaijima posts here? This is the same Kaijima from Drakenfleugal(sp), right?

 

[Cimarron]

I think the thread where Capcom announced that RE4 was going to the PS2 was the best one in recent memory. The amount of Nintendo ownage was a sight to behold. Not to mention the photoshops! :lol Had some of my favorite quotes as well.

"There are those who said this day would never come.... what are they to play now?"
:lol :lol

The Burger King photoshop of "Where is your God now?" Was pretty damn funny!

 

[Kabuki Waq]

Hey this song is the best song of the year! (relating to Behind Blue Eyes and Limp Bizkit). Ah moho1989.

is that the Christ im stupid guy? he goes by the name of Psyhco_Snake now i think

 

[GaimeGuy]

the infamous Futami quote... i still have the thread saved

"... actually I did play Zelda MM. I made it to the final form of ganon and lost interest. I have since sold the game. Don't be presume my contempt for nintendi is unfounded. it's well grounded in my familiarity with their reliance on boring franchises."

Also, Superkyro!!!

oh yeah, and the HyperspaceTheory thread

Mind linking me to an archive of that MM thread?

 

[Shouta]

DominusDefunctorum, Artful Dodger, Duane, etc. threads. Those were the days.

That reminded me. I still have a quote saved that was Drinky Crow talking to Artful Dodger in a thread about Valkyrie Profile and the GIA rating of the game.

Artful, you lovable bastard, you couldn't misrepresent my attitude better if you were The GIA themselves and I was a copy of Valkyrie Profile.

 

[Diablos]

Hitting on FMT's girlfriend before I realized who it was rocked.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

The opening of the OT forum
Finding the ABC thread on the Buy/Sell forum that went on forever before anybody realized since nobody posted in that forum.

 

[Poody]

old thread, forgot who, tries to prove he had an xbox and signs onto another forum asking someone to take a picture with an xbox. HAHA the ownage was hilarious.

Iraq photoshop thread is comedy gold. I miss the photoshop threads...

 

[Willco]

Man, yesteryear GAF is so much better than Neo GAF.

 

[Doom_Bringer]

AlphaSnake owning Gigadent: The receipt/xbox incident

 

[Jason]

I don't remember who did it but someone posted a thread from the mod forum where each mod listed members who they wanted banned. Managed to save it before it got deleted.

 

[GDGF]

I miss Newzboyz and bastardly and all the old Nintendo crew (you were cool too, Mandark!)

Damn, I just realised that I started posting on this forum and smoking mad weed at the same time, therefore I've forgotten alot that I shouldn't have. I wish there was an archive from like '98 onward.

 

[GDGF]

When every new forum member was blasted with "FUTAMI!" because it seemed like every new member WAS futami.

:lol I still do that, from time to time.

 

[Lonely College Student]

Most memorable GAF moment was Indy's circumcision thread.

 

[Bboy AJ]

"AlphaSnake is a detective!"

 

[nitewulf]

DC Vs PS2 Racer PIC WARZ. Man that was no holds barred, no quarters asked and none given. The culmination of which was when an actual developer of one of the DC racers was nice enough to post some good info in the middle of a particularly vicous flame and was promptly ripped apart by BOTH sides. Man but I couldn't stop laughing.

yeah that was Test Drive Le Mans vs. GT3. one of the lead programmers from the team (Melbourne House) was posting some technical details. and futami blasted him, with the usual racist remarks. that was just sad.

 

[Boogie]

Most memorable GAF moment was Indy's circumcision thread.

Which one? ;P

He was on quite a circumcision crusade, as I recall :lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Indy was cool. Shame on you all.

 

[nitewulf]

reminds, i think artful dodger started posting again, couldnt be sure if it's the same old one though.
and whatever happened to indy, newzboy and link?
hell where the hell is the shadow?

 

[Bog]

I vote for anything VHS Vinny related.

 

[Boogie]

reminds, i think artful dodger started posting again, couldnt be sure if it's the same old one though.
and whatever happened to indy, newzboy and link?
hell where the hell is the shadow?

the shadow's still around, I believe.

But Link downright disappeared from the face of the internet a long time ago.

 

[Lonely College Student]

and Indy killed himself.

 

[border]

Moderator's Hit List!

Always amusing to run back over it and see the people that got whacked and those that survived. Triumph and I not only managed to avoid getting Pfisted, but have managed to stay around longer than than the fellow who demanded our heads

 

[Lonely College Student]

Darkshire banned JonDawg???

 

[Jason]

It's a list of people they wanted banned but other mods spoke up and said no dice.

 

[Doom_Bringer]

Who was the guy who pretended that he was living in Japan and wrote really long messages? Kitsune or something. His final days on GAF were also very memorable.

Really awesome poster though.

 

[Mike Works]

THERE WAS A MODERATOR HIT LIST?!

I am SO starting this up again