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[ToxicAdam]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...b-job-voucher-7th-birthday.html#ixzz1OnQ0ErlU

She made the headlines last year when she confessed to teaching her then six-year-old daughter Poppy to pole dance. And now Sarah Burge is back in the spotlight again - for all the wrong reasons.
The 50-year-old mother - a self-confessed plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie - has boasted that she gave a £6,000 breast enlargement voucher to her daughter for her seventh birthday.
Miss Burge, who has spent more than £500,000 on her own surgical enhancements and wants to make her daughter into a glamour model, said Poppy 'squealed with delight' when she was given the voucher.

She said: 'Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal.

'If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it.'
The voucher was part of a £12,000 'exotic pamper party' that Miss Burge organised to mark her daughter's birthday.

Poppy and seven friends had manicures, pedicures and makeovers. They dressed up with fake tattoos, drank pretend champagne in the back of a pink pamper bus and ate a designer cake costing £250.
Poppy wore a £300 dress for the party, adding nail varnish, eyeshadow and hair extensions

 

[Salsa]

edit: nevermind, i felt bad

 

[Seda]

After the one story about Botox ended up being fake, I have some hope that people aren't this crazy.

some....very very little...but some...sorta

 

[Nard Bagman]

This kid might need counseling eventually if she squealed in delight at one of the worst gifts in history, assuming she plans on using it for the boobs.

 

[Dennis]

What the hell.

What is wrong with that mother? Boob job? Pole dancing?

 

[Koodo]

Really.

 

[Doctor West]

Somebody better take custody of that kid before her mother fucks her up even more.

 

[Kunan]

It's disgusting when parents get so obsessed with giving their kid what they themselves wanted, that the kid ends up becoming more like manufactured property to them than a human being. The daughter is being brainwashed into being a customizable car.

 

[Frankenstrat]

 

[Salsa]

 

[Syph]

Really.

You most love that gif, second thread I see you post it.

 

[Ignignort]

500,000 pounds and she looks like a man

 

[Discotheque]

It's a nice gif but it's not suited at all to this situation. The little miss sunshine pic is better.

Also that woman spent 500 thousand pounds to look like that? Fucking hell.

 

[Divius]

Kill it with fire

 

[SmokyDave]

All kids should receive a voucher for boob jobs and it should be mandatory to cash them in should they fail to sufficiently 'develop'.

It's simple science for a better society. This mother is ahead of the curve and should be applauded as such.


Edit: I probably don't need to add this, but I'd smash Sarah Burge (the mother).

 

[Frankenstrat]

500,000 pounds and she looks like a man

good fucking god I haven't seen a woman that fake in a long time.

 

[Doctor West]

Sweet zombie jesus, look at the man hands on that mother.

 

[Pandaman]

I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal.

should probably be bolded. this woman is not a monster like some of those pageant mother types.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

500,000 pounds and she looks like a man

Dee Snider looks good nowadays

 

[jaxword]

This thread is going to be really, really, interesting in two months or so.

 

[polyh3dron]

Koodo: STOP POSTING THAT GIF IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU ENTER

 

[Uchip]

perfect

 

[Nard Bagman]

Koodo: STOP POSTING THAT GIF IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU ENTER

Only second time I've seen it from him, granted it's in the past half an hour. Can you name more instances than these two and is it that bad?

On topic, maybe a free boob job will make you feel better.

 

[Discotheque]

Edit: I probably don't need to add this, but I'd smash Sarah Burge (the mother).

I know you're a fan of plastic womans but come on man, I hope you meant to end that sentence using the words "with a car"

 

[Hazmat]

Shit, what did that woman look like before spending £500,000?

 

[SmokyDave]

I know you're a fan of plastic womans but come on man, I hope you meant to end that sentence using the words "with a car"

Nope. She wants to look like a sex doll, I want to treat her as such. Everybody leaves with a smile

 

[Koodo]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/08/article-2000871-0C77821900000578-557_468x456.jpg

Kill it with fire

You don't even need to be Nostradamus to predict the future of this one.

Koodo: STOP POSTING THAT GIF IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU ENTER

Second thread out of a dozen is every? Ok.

 

[Corky]

Half a million pounds, yikes. The things a normal sane person could've done with that money. I cannot even fathom procedures that add up to that amount. After quick search lypo is £2000ish, nose £2000ish, boobs £5000 ish. Holy hell how can you do stuff that adds up to £500,000?

 

[Discotheque]

Everybody leaves with a smile

how would you even be able to tell in her case? For all you know she could be grimacing the whole time lol

 

[TylerD]

She actually looks a lot better than I thought she would. It could be much worse.

 

[A Link to the Past]

500,000 pounds and she looks like a man

She can't possibly weigh that much

 

[DiscoJer]

I have a cat that looks exactly like it (Bombay, they all pretty much do) and I wish he would do that instead of scratching everything in sight except the scratching post/pad.


(And yes, his name is Edgar, like 65% of all black cats...)

 

[spats]

Oh so that's how they make these:

 

[Dead Man]

500,000 pounds and she looks like a man

Mum looks like she could use a boobjob.

 

[SmokyDave]

Mum looks like she could use a boobjob.

Ah!

I'm so proud, as if you were my own

She's got a decent rack if you GIS 'Sarah Burge'.

 

[Dead Man]

Ah!

I'm so proud, as if you were my own

She's got a decent rack if you GIS 'Sarah Burge'.

Desperate times call for desperate measures! And she may do for an old girl, but damn, she is showing some fucked up signs of wear:

 

[Patrick Bateman]

God, I hated that fucking movie and everyone in it.

 

[SmokyDave]

Desperate times call for desperate measures! And she may do for an old girl, but damn, she is showing some fucked up signs of wear:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gSXT-XrEOKY/TWLmuQE3txI/AAAAAAAAABE/LHC3QFhBgR0/s1600/Sarah+Burge+photo.jpg[][/quote]
Oh jesus, I really need to start looking above the neck :(

 

[Scrow]

remove her from the mother's custody before permanent damage is done

 

[markot]

Awfulllity

 

[Izayoi]

What the fuck is wrong with humanity.

 

[SmokyDave]

What the fuck is wrong with humanity.

Small boobs?

 

[RurouniZel]

Oh so that's how they make these:

To be fair, she probably waited until she was 10 to get her boob job. -_-;;

 

[markot]

Really.

HE ISNT EVEN SHARPENING A CLAW!!!!

 

[Londa]

HE ISNT EVEN SHARPENING A CLAW!!!!

lol, I was waiting for someone to say this. XD!

 

[Dead Man]

Oh jesus, I really need to start looking above the neck

Age old refrain of men everywhere, Dave.

 

[Sofo]

HE ISNT EVEN SHARPENING A CLAW!!!!

But it is! It's the last claw before last! You can see it uncover from the 3rd finger.

Also, the mother reminds me of:

 

[-PXG-]

500,000 pounds and she looks like a man

That is a man. THAT IS A MAN!

 

[Ignignort]

HE ISNT EVEN SHARPENING A CLAW!!!!

dewclaw is about where the sharpening is going on. I'd like to see her get scratched by a cat and see what the poison does to all her weird.. skin... injections goop

 

[Gintoki]

Shit, what did that woman look like before spending £500,000?

Yea, thats way too much and she looks like shes made of plastic