Ned Flanders
Banned
I've seen it a thousand times. But my thoughts are this:
1. Stockton and Malone are ALL TIME greats. The shots these guys made in the clutch against the greatest dynasty of their era are beyond reproach. I will hear no criticism of either of these men, because they belong in the pantheon with the legends of the game. I don't give a flying fuck what happened before or since, and I don't give a fuck about titles. These men are legends.
2. Jordan would not accept denial. Jordan would not allow you to beat him. Jordan could not accept defeat. The stars aligned and the earth moved for MJ. A man truly with the globe in his clinches in his day. I'm not a god fearing man, but I believe that god is in something that transcends natural phenonmena and circumstance. For a time, Jordan was god of his craft.
3. Jazz front office: Ok, maybe back to back finals losses broke your spirit, and maybe you finally bought into the "too old" critique. But even still, in 99, you were one impact SG/SF from a title, Duncan/Robinson Spurs included. A Sprewell, a Glen Rice, even a Mitch Ritchmond from eternal glory for your franchise and it's 2 most legendary players. You make a deal, you make history. Alas, you didn't, and another franchise started it's own championship tradition..
4. MJ. You hit the fucking shot. RETIRE, FOR GOOD!!! I don't give a single solitary flying fuck about your pride, your competitive spirit, or your belief that you could still play! You hit the all-time retirement shot for the ages! Just because Elway made the game-winning touchdown drive to his first Superbowl and happened to double up the next year doesn't mean that you can just duct-tape Kwame Brown and Popeye Jones to your nuts and drag them to another 'ship. You cut your finger on a cigar cutter!! That was god telling you "Knukka please!!" We don't want to remember Emmit Smith as a Cardinal, Gretzky as a Ranger, or you as a Wizard. WHY?? Fuck ownership and fuck ticket sales. You toyed with immortality and put a tarnish, however slight, on your otherwise nearly unblemished (and even the blemishes were "glamor blemishes"..infidelity, gambling etc) legacy. Weak sauce...
1. Stockton and Malone are ALL TIME greats. The shots these guys made in the clutch against the greatest dynasty of their era are beyond reproach. I will hear no criticism of either of these men, because they belong in the pantheon with the legends of the game. I don't give a flying fuck what happened before or since, and I don't give a fuck about titles. These men are legends.
2. Jordan would not accept denial. Jordan would not allow you to beat him. Jordan could not accept defeat. The stars aligned and the earth moved for MJ. A man truly with the globe in his clinches in his day. I'm not a god fearing man, but I believe that god is in something that transcends natural phenonmena and circumstance. For a time, Jordan was god of his craft.
3. Jazz front office: Ok, maybe back to back finals losses broke your spirit, and maybe you finally bought into the "too old" critique. But even still, in 99, you were one impact SG/SF from a title, Duncan/Robinson Spurs included. A Sprewell, a Glen Rice, even a Mitch Ritchmond from eternal glory for your franchise and it's 2 most legendary players. You make a deal, you make history. Alas, you didn't, and another franchise started it's own championship tradition..
4. MJ. You hit the fucking shot. RETIRE, FOR GOOD!!! I don't give a single solitary flying fuck about your pride, your competitive spirit, or your belief that you could still play! You hit the all-time retirement shot for the ages! Just because Elway made the game-winning touchdown drive to his first Superbowl and happened to double up the next year doesn't mean that you can just duct-tape Kwame Brown and Popeye Jones to your nuts and drag them to another 'ship. You cut your finger on a cigar cutter!! That was god telling you "Knukka please!!" We don't want to remember Emmit Smith as a Cardinal, Gretzky as a Ranger, or you as a Wizard. WHY?? Fuck ownership and fuck ticket sales. You toyed with immortality and put a tarnish, however slight, on your otherwise nearly unblemished (and even the blemishes were "glamor blemishes"..infidelity, gambling etc) legacy. Weak sauce...