Wow, there's no way I could have comprehended how deep a whole Microsoft is in right now. Gears of War is the only title that seems to have any leverage and it's not going to be at launch. The killer launch title that draws people to the system has been...as Goremedy puts it so eloquently...SENT BACK TO THE CHEF. That is just terrifying, especially when DOA4 doesn't seem to have 1/10th the visual whiz bang DOA3 possesed. Then you look through your green tinted binoculars and notice a 4-6 month window to establish yourself before SONY LAUNCHES WITH GRAND FUCKING THEFT SHITINYOURPANTS., and the only hands in your deck are a couple of impressive PC titles (CoD, Morrowind), an awesome looking Ghost Recon 3, Kameo, and some EA givens. Don't even ask me what the fuck they're doing with both binoculars and a pack of cards in the same allusion. Shit!
You see those blinking red lights Microsoft?
BAIL THE FUCK OUT
You see those blinking red lights Microsoft?
BAIL THE FUCK OUT