Music That Is Incomprehensibly Bad To You

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If we're digging up the worst examples to condemn an entire genre can you tell me your favorite so I can tell you why it sucks?



All I can say is broaden your horizons a bit.

Here's a playlist of the Shadow of the Colossus OST.

My favourite what? Music? Maaaaaan I dunno, trying to pick something meaningful that isn't just the last thing I heard is the bane of my life. I will tell you that my top 3 bands are Slow Club, Los Campesinos and Titus Andronicus, but I don't think even that is representative of my library or even what I'm into at the moment. Being involved in local music, I'm pretty much just listening to my friends' bands and trying to find small scale artists that excite me.
 
Being "human" is easy.

Can you convey a human message without falling back on "oh, my amp sucks and I messed up a chord, this is so real"? Now that would be interesting.
 
Rap music using EHHHs and UHHHs as filler lyrics. I know this existed from the start but artists like Jay Z sound like a literal broken record at times with them.
 
I can understand why people wouldn't like metal, but this analogy is absolutely absurd and misinformed.

Anyway, for me, there is not really any genre of music that I can call outright bad in its entirety. There may be scenes and movements inside a genre that is mostly bad, like modern pop country. It is literally insipid pandering to the lowest common denominator with lyrics about trucks, girls, beer, back-roads, etc. That is mostly terrible, but you can't say country as a blanket term is all bad. That kind of generalization is just too wide to be taken seriously, liking saying all metal is about noise and screaming.

Misinformed is a bullshit word, I have listened to far far more than my fair share of metal over the years. I'm informed enough.

I can get screaming, I love loud, obnoxious, toe curlingly aggressive music. But metal can be so conventional and generic.
 
Haha! Not quite where I'm coming from.

What I really hate about most pop music today, over and above everything is perfection.

I hate it in production, in vocals, in musicianship. It makes every song have the same feel and every singer the same timbre. Guitarists that want to be Steve Vai or Zak Wylde or whatever need to fuck off. Give me dirt, give me mistakes, give me character. Give me a guy who has never seen a piano before attacking it with a sledgehammer. Give me some schmuck who can't even spell sampler stabbing away at the buttons and seeing what happens. Give a microphone to the guy who lives on the street, swiping away at invisible insects and screaming at the lamp posts.

Break shit. Rip it up. Show me your flaws and failures.

/manifesto

"The thing that makes pop so bad is how good it is."

lol

Also, vis a vis your "still a fucking pig" and "at least they can play their own instruments" comments: a shit band playing a shit song is still fucking shit regardless of whether they wrote the song and/or play the instruments. That you learnt to play an instrument and used that talent to create the musical equivalent of Japanese vomit porn is more damning to me than someone who didn't write a song and pretends to play the instruments. You do not get +10 points for genuinely being shit as opposed to pretending to be shit.

Anyway

For me this is bad music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrzKbN0ubU

But that's kind of so bad it's funny. Then it becomes less funny when you realise there are people out there who genuinely enjoy this stuff. Then it becomes funny again when you realise how easy it is to troll the fans of bands like this.
 
I was trying to stay out of this thread, but...



Are you kidding? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE

I've always seen Daft Punk as pair of curators of their favorite dance music styles who would distill them down for a wider rock/pop-friendly audience with a recognizable brand. Showmen and moneymakers, but not innovators ever.

Homework and their 90s work was rock/pop friendly?

I would understand it if you were talking strictly about Discovery or RAM, but Homework, HAA, and their Alive albums are absolutely not pop friendly, apart from Around the World I suppose.

They certainly haven't been the first to do anything in electeonic music, but they were among the first to do it on the big stages.
 
Being "human" is easy.

Can you convey a human message without falling back on "oh, my amp sucks and I messed up a chord, this is so real"? Now that would be interesting.

Excellent question. Personally, I like to express my 'humanity' (lol) by making my music sound as much like it would if I was playing right in front of you as possible. So, few overdubs, play the songs live right the way through, keep it loose, give myself room to make a bit up if I fancy it.
 
As a relatively recent immigrant to north America, I agree. The radio in the lounge in our building is constantly tuned to a local country station. Every song goes something like this:

"Well I been workin' so damn hard, gonna go drink a beer with my boys, load up my truck and head on down that ol' dirt road"

Or some such nonsense. I just made that up. I mean, I get the sentiment, but it's like every song.

My pick would be UK "grime" music. Everything about it irritates me. Look at this kid:

Grime music

Get over yourself. The posturing, the attitude... it's just so obnoxious.

What exactly is "grime" music? This is just some dude rapping as far as I can tell. Honest question.
 
"The thing that makes pop so bad is how good it is."

lol

Also, vis a vis your "still a fucking pig" and "at least they can play their own instruments" comments: a shit band playing a shit song is still fucking shit regardless of whether they wrote the song and/or play the instruments. That you learnt to play an instrument and used that talent to create the musical equivalent of Japanese vomit porn is more damning to me than someone who didn't write a song and pretends to play the instruments. You do not get +10 points for genuinely being shit as opposed to pretending to be shit.

Anyway

For me this is bad music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrzKbN0ubU

But that's kind of so bad it's funny. Then it becomes less funny when you realise there are people out there who genuinely enjoy this stuff. Then it becomes funny again when you realise how easy it is to troll the fans of bands like this.

I think what our boy Meat is saying is that his (our) favourite stuff has an element of "don't give a fuck" about it. It's a little off the cuff, a bit awkward maybe.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately actually - why is it that the mainstream needs their music to sound "perfect"? When you think about it, it's a fairly recent development and while I think crystalline perfection has its place, being the dominant mode of "this is how music should sound" is just odd to me when I try to really reason it out.

Pretty much I think that if you grew up with punk rock being a part of your head, you're going to be much more forgiving of weird sounding music, because some of those old punk records sound like utter shite.
 
"The thing that makes pop so bad is how flawless it is."

Fixed that for you, my good man.

Also, vis a vis your "still a fucking pig" and "at least they can play their own instruments" comments: a shit band playing a shit song is still fucking shit regardless of whether they wrote the song and/or play the instruments.

Can't argue with that.

I don't care who writes the music. For instance, I'm not gonna condemn the London Philharmonic for not writing their own music, am I?

Also, you've taken the "play their own instruments" comment out of context:

Shallow as a puddle, sung by soulless gynoids, as exciting as a lukewarm cup of tea, all the imagination and invention of a piece of stale bread.

mate i think you described indie rock by accident.

If that were the case he would have mentioned that they can play their own instruments.

See? I'm still have a dig at indie rock: it's still shallow, soulless, unexciting, and unimaginative... but they play their instruments! *Guffaw*

The "still a fucking pig" comment was to illustrate that just because an orchestra is used doesn't mean it's automatically "good" music. I could arrange Agadoo for a 45-piece orchestra and it would still be shit. Novel, sure, but shit nonetheless.
 
Pop country and most popular rap. I don't get why Lil Wayne is worshiped by the masses. There are way better artists and writers out there.
 
Misinformed is a bullshit word, I have listened to far far more than my fair share of metal over the years. I'm informed enough.

I can get screaming, I love loud, obnoxious, toe curlingly aggressive music. But metal can be so conventional and generic.

My point was that you described the blanket term of metal as devoid of variety, a term that covers an extremely vast spectrum of different styles and sounds.

In regards to your next statement, there is conventional and generic music in literally every genre. You will find bands in every genre who think they can just copy a style and automatically be considered good. You will find bands in every genre who think by taking some radical approach in music that they will automatically be considered good, regardless of their quality of music. In the realm of heavy metal there is a lot of tradition, and many bands try to innovate as well, many fail but many also execute these ideas well. Still, I think you are missing what is most important, whether or not they make quality music.
 
Misinformed is a bullshit word, I have listened to far far more than my fair share of metal over the years. I'm informed enough.

I can get screaming, I love loud, obnoxious, toe curlingly aggressive music. But metal can be so conventional and generic.

Bullshit word? Bullshit analogy.
Is this painting with black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4

Don't make such extreme generalisations if you don't want to get called out on them.
 
I just saw Soundgarden and Nine Inch Nails in concert and Dillinger Escape Plan was the opener. They played music that is incomprehensibly bad to me.
 
Homework and their 90s work was rock/pop friendly?

I would understand it if you were talking strictly about Discovery or RAM, but Homework, HAA, and their Alive albums are absolutely not pop friendly, apart from Around the World I suppose.

They certainly haven't been the first to do anything in electeonic music, but they were among the first to do it on the big stages.

Sample-based dance music was already very big in the late 80s, see e.g. S'Express, Bomb the Bass (Beat Dis) or M/A/R/R/S (Pump up the Volume).
 
My point was that you described the blanket term of metal as devoid of variety, a term that covers an extremely vast spectrum of different styles and sounds.

In regards to your next statement, there is conventional and generic music in literally every genre. You will find bands in every genre who think they can just copy a style and automatically be considered good. You will find bands in every genre who think by taking some radical approach in music that they will automatically be considered good, regardless of their quality of music. In the realm of heavy metal there is a lot of tradition, and many bands try to innovate as well, many fail but many also execute these ideas well. Still, I think you are missing what is most important, whether or not they make quality music.

Bullshit word? Bullshit analogy.
Is this painting with black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4

Don't make such extreme generalisations if you don't want to get called out on them.

All the colours in the rainbow in metal, of course. It's SO DIVERSE.

And that Motorhead song is an inarguable classic of course. But it's not exactly modern metal is it? Probably one of the few classic rock songs that actually rocks like a bitch.

As I've said, I LOVE heavy music, but I like it more from the punk side than metal. IE, Converge vs Lamb of God or Baroness or something (struggled to think of a decent, modern, HEAVY metal band, feel free to school me with something good). In my eyes, it's like knives vs bricks. One is sharp and flashy and pointy, the other is heavy and blunt and will stove your head in. Both will cause pain (in the fun consensual way). But in all ways - conceptual, aural, visual, psychological, I like my heaviness a bit punkier.
 
No, you just think video game music is synonymous with poor quality. With respect it's a fairly narrow perspective.

More specifically, I think that listening to video game music as a primary source of musical entertainment makes you intellectually and spiritually malnourished.
 
I just saw Soundgarden and Nine Inch Nails in concert and Dillinger Escape Plan was the opener. They played music that is incomprehensibly bad to me.

Ha, I caught that tour in Toronto and luckily DEP wasn't the opening act. I find them to just be unpleasant noise.
 
All the colours in the rainbow in metal, of course. It's SO DIVERSE.

And that Motorhead song is an inarguable classic of course. But it's not exactly modern metal is it? Probably one of the few classic rock songs that actually rocks like a bitch.

As I've said, I LOVE heavy music, but I like it more from the punk side than metal. IE, Converge vs Lamb of God or Baroness or something (struggled to think of a decent, modern, HEAVY metal band, feel free to school me with something good). In my eyes, it's like knives vs bricks. One is sharp and flashy and pointy, the other is heavy and blunt and will stove your head in. Both will cause pain (in the fun consensual way). But in all ways - conceptual, aural, visual, psychological, I like my heaviness a bit punkier.

Where would you put Torche?
 
All the colours in the rainbow in metal, of course. It's SO DIVERSE.

And that Motorhead song is an inarguable classic of course. But it's not exactly modern metal is it? Probably one of the few classic rock songs that actually rocks like a bitch.

As I've said, I LOVE heavy music, but I like it more from the punk side than metal. IE, Converge vs Lamb of God or Baroness or something (struggled to think of a decent, modern, HEAVY metal band, feel free to school me with something good). In my eyes, it's like knives vs bricks. One is sharp and flashy and pointy, the other is heavy and blunt and will stove your head in. Both will cause pain (in the fun consensual way). But in all ways - conceptual, aural, visual, psychological, I like my heaviness a bit punkier.

you hear sunbather?
 
I find it hard to hate on entire genres.

I mean, I pretty much dislike rap/pop/r'n'b music in general, but even there there are some artists/songs I like.

Similarly, I really really really like metal, country and bluegrass in general but some of it is excrement.

Hmm.

I'm basically allergic to The Beatles. Does that make up for it?
 
All the colours in the rainbow in metal, of course. It's SO DIVERSE.

And that Motorhead song is an inarguable classic of course. But it's not exactly modern metal is it? Probably one of the few classic rock songs that actually rocks like a bitch.

As I've said, I LOVE heavy music, but I like it more from the punk side than metal. IE, Converge vs Lamb of God or Baroness or something (struggled to think of a decent, modern, HEAVY metal band, feel free to school me with something good). In my eyes, it's like knives vs bricks. One is sharp and flashy and pointy, the other is heavy and blunt and will stove your head in. Both will cause pain (in the fun consensual way). But in all ways - conceptual, aural, visual, psychological, I like my heaviness a bit punkier.

If you're mentioning Lamb of God, I can see why you don't really like heavy metal that much.
 
Don't even get me started on fucking Ska.

That's a good epitaph. Ugh. Ska.
All the colours in the rainbow in metal, of course. It's SO DIVERSE.

And that Motorhead song is an inarguable classic of course. But it's not exactly modern metal is it? Probably one of the few classic rock songs that actually rocks like a bitch.

As I've said, I LOVE heavy music, but I like it more from the punk side than metal. IE, Converge vs Lamb of God or Baroness or something (struggled to think of a decent, modern, HEAVY metal band, feel free to school me with something good). In my eyes, it's like knives vs bricks. One is sharp and flashy and pointy, the other is heavy and blunt and will stove your head in. Both will cause pain (in the fun consensual way). But in all ways - conceptual, aural, visual, psychological, I like my heaviness a bit punkier.

MASTODON! You forgot Mastodon you crotchety bastard!
 
I never could hear anything in rap, with a tiny handful of exceptions. Same goes for punk or by thing where you just sort of scream.
But I can understand why that music could be fun to play.
 
Help me out here bro, what is the best metal song of the past 5 years? I promise to listen to it very loud and not be a dick until it's finished.

That is a very tough answer to give, because like I said, heavy metal in general is very diverse and there are many different styles that people would subjectively like or dislike. It really depends on what you're looking for.
 
This Sia song someone made a thread about yesterday. It's a shame too because I liked Titanium but good lord this music is just incomprehensible trash. In fact most music like this is awful, they all use the same exact 2 note piano keys along with the same trance beat I've been hearing for years. Most music from movies and games is bad too, just orchestral noise, nothing else to it.
 
All the colours in the rainbow in metal, of course. It's SO DIVERSE.

And that Motorhead song is an inarguable classic of course. But it's not exactly modern metal is it? Probably one of the few classic rock songs that actually rocks like a bitch.

As I've said, I LOVE heavy music, but I like it more from the punk side than metal. IE, Converge vs Lamb of God or Baroness or something (struggled to think of a decent, modern, HEAVY metal band, feel free to school me with something good). In my eyes, it's like knives vs bricks. One is sharp and flashy and pointy, the other is heavy and blunt and will stove your head in. Both will cause pain (in the fun consensual way). But in all ways - conceptual, aural, visual, psychological, I like my heaviness a bit punkier.

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