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My Dad died this past Monday...

DeafTourette

DeafTourette

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And the funeral/memorial is this weekend.

I've been down all week and my cousin will be picking me up tomorrow.

This might sound stupid, but could y'all post funny things? Videos, songs, stand up, movie scenes (not full movies), pictures, memes... I just want to smile more than the 3 times I have so far.

Thanks a bunch.
 
Quasicat

Quasicat

Member
Today I had a 6th grader that heard a joke from a high schooler and then asked me if I could tell him why it was funny.

So there are two whales in the ocean, one male and one female, and they see a large whaling ship. The male gets really upset and says “That’s the ship that killed my grandmother, we should blow air out of our blow holes really hard and knock it over.” So the two whales go and blow really hard and knock the boat over. Then they see the sailors swimming away to safety and the male says, “This makes me mad that they’re getting away, we should eat them!” The female says, “Listen, you had me with the blow job, but I’m not swallowing seamen.”

I told my 6th grader that he needed to ask his parents about that one.

I’m sorry for your loss.
 
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Doom85

Doom85

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I’m truly sorry for your loss, man. I hope as many of your and your dad’s loved ones can make it to the funeral so you can all be there to support one another. Stay strong and don’t be afraid to talk to who you need to.

One group I’ve quickly fallen in love with their content is the Weekly Planet podcast. You can find their all main podcast videos on Yotube, as well as their Caravan of Garbage videos which are very funny and informative to me (note: the “Garbage” part of the title is meaningless, they cover all movies whether they like them or not). Just two British guys, James and Mason, being goofy and discussing movies, games, TV shows, and comics.
 
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Puscifer

Puscifer

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After seeing a few threads on this with people going through this difficult part of life, I think a general thread on this may be helpful for some folks. There seems to be more than a few posters who have gone through this loss. And as we all know, once you lose a parent (or both), while you...
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Come join us, you're welcome here!
 
DeafTourette

DeafTourette

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Hrk69 said:
My condolences, I'm sorry for your loss

Conor always knows how to cheer me up



Bonus clip:

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So far that is hella funny!
Quasicat said:
Today I had a 6th grader that heard a joke from a high schooler and then asked me if I could tell him why it was funny.

So there are two whales in the ocean, one male and one female, and they see a large whaling ship. The male gets really upset and says “That’s the ship that killed my grandmother, we should blow air out of our blow holes really hard and knock it over.” So the two whales go and blow really hard and knock the boat over. Then they see the sailors swimming away to safety and the male says, “This makes me mad that they’re getting away, we should eat them!” The female says, “Listen, you had me with the blow job, but I’m not swallowing seamen.”

I told my 6th grader that he needed to ask his parents about that one.

I’m sorry for your loss.
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LMBO! Blow job! Seamen!

And thank you.
 
DeafTourette

DeafTourette

Perpetually Offended
Doom85 said:
I’m truly sorry for your loss, man. I hope as many of your and your dad’s loved ones can make it to the funeral so you can all be there to support one another. Stay strong and don’t be afraid to talk to who you need to.

As for your request:










These were the ones I found quickly scrolling through my Favorites. My bad if they’re super lame. Hope it flips, and I can find more videos later if you like.

One group I’ve quickly fallen in love with their content is the Weekly Planet podcast. You can find their all main podcast videos on Yotube, as well as their Caravan of Garbage videos which are very funny and informative to me (note: the “Garbage” part of the title is meaningless, they cover all movies whether they like them or not). Just two British guys, James and Mason, being goofy and discussing movies, games, TV shows, and comics.

Edit: are the video links not working? For fucks sake, sorry, man. :(
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It's ok. I'll try looking them up later. I appreciate it.
 
Billbofet

Billbofet

Member
First, I am so sorry for your loss. Sending my love.

Second, what is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep herdsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottish sheep herdsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
 
Heimdall_Xtreme

Heimdall_Xtreme

Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
I am very sorry to read this situation. I really hope you recover soon. You have the strength and intelligence to excel at this.

 
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ssringo

ssringo

Member
Just some classics I saved in a playlist







And a playlist of a The Ricky Gervais show if you want something a bit longer. Which is a cartoonized version of a podcast/radio show that Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington did in the early 2000s. It's ridiculous, hilarious and captivating listening to Karl's stories and logic.

 
FunkMiller

FunkMiller

Member
My sincerest condolences DT.

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ÆMNE22A!C

ÆMNE22A!C

NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
I can't even my man. Words can't describe.
My deepest condolences & blessing to you and your family.

I was laughing my ass off to this yesterday fwiw.



Some cool stuff



monkey hug GIF
Car Stealing GIF


Damn that lil monkey had DRIVE.
 
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Roufianos

Roufianos

Member
Really sorry to hear, may he RIP. You have every right to feel down, just give yourself some time.

BOOBS, WILLY, CUM, SHIT + CUM = SHUM.

Hope that cheered you up.
 
Digital-Aftertaste

Digital-Aftertaste

Member
I read the title and when I clicked I saw the thumbnail of McGregor laughing before I got a chance to read the text... I seriously thought the worst at first and felt horrible cuz I almost laughed at the audacity.

Apart from that I hope you feel better, a great father for sure if his passing away has made you sad.
 
winjer

winjer

Gold Member
DeafTourette said:
Thank you! I love "Whose Like is it?"!
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Me too. That video was the compilation of the 2024 Scenes From A Hat!
Maybe you can watch it with a proxy or vpn.

Or use a site like this, to download the video to your device:

Youtube to MP3 Converter

Convert YouTube videos to MP3 or MP4 and download with our fastest and free YouTube converter. CnvMP3 is ad-free, safe and supports quality up to 320kbps.
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AJUMP23

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
I like Charles Barkley saying stuff about people.




These ranking videos make me laugh.




This music video is a banger and makes me laugh

 
Dacvak

Dacvak

No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Hey man, I’m really sorry for your loss. You’re a great dude here, and I hope that us hooligans can make you feel even just a little better.

Here’s a dumb 8-second video that never fails to make me chuckle.

 
poodaddy

poodaddy

Member
Lost mine one year ago nearly to the T. It sucks man. When you say something that he would have loved or smiled at, or something that you know would've made him giggle. You taste something that reminds you of the way he made it or liked it, and wish he was here just to eat with him and laugh again. Holidays have a somber feeling to them, because you remember them with him, and it feels unfair to smile without him in a way.

It hurts bro. Let it hurt, it's supposed to, it just shows how much you loved him. Honor his memory, and cherish it. We only have each other for a short portion of the journey, and then we have to finish it without them, and our children have to march on without us. It's a bitter cycle of misery and unknown fears, this life, but it's punctuated with moments of intense beauty and joy. Try to capture those moments and hold them, they're fleeting, as is this life, but they make all this worthwhile.

I'm sorry for your loss brother, but clearly, the man left a mark and he will be missed. Love from Maine my friend.
 
kruis

kruis

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My condolences to you and all your family members.



 
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