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[psycho_snake]

I honestly dont know what got into him, but he did it, well, he didnt do it, he got someone to do it for him... Supposedly he was drunk so he asked someone to shave it for him and they did, or thats what Im trying to make myself believe. He says he doesnt know why he did it, whcih really does worry me. there have been strange stories on GAF bot not as wierd as this.

 

[Miburou]

Well, my friend takes a leak sitting down.

 

[NetMapel]

Meh, the hair will grow back in a month.

 

[Timbuktu]

Maybe he got into the swimming team.

 

[Tarazet]

Or the cycling team.

Honestly, it's not a big deal. He might be uncomfortable for a week until it starts to grow back in a big way, though.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

If he's not on the swim team, or a cyclist, or suffering from the onset of lycanthropy then he is probably gay and is subtley planning to make a move on you or peform a 'cave raid' as I've sometimes heard it called. Either way keep a silver chain with you that is at least 88% pure in the event he comes out on you. Either way you can defend yourself or accessorize.

 

[Willco]

Yeah, he's caught the gay. It's been going around this season.

 

[Archaix]

You know, on the main page the title only comes up as "My friend shaved his..."


I'm rather disappointed. This story could have been much more interesting. You lose.

 

[psycho_snake]

Yeah, he's caught the gay. It's been going around this season.

:lol I dont think so. He's had a girlfriend for more than a year now. maybe she should take this as a signal. hes not a cyclist or a swimmer. He was bored on the weekend.

 

[Mason]

I know tons of guys who shave their legs and they're perfectly straight. They think girls like it. :lol

 

[psycho_snake]

I know tons of guys who shave their legs and they're perfectly straight. They think girls like it. :lol

Mayb e where you live they do. In here, its not so much the same and in England, he would have gotten beat up.

 

[Boogie]

He says he doesnt know why he did it, whcih really does worry me. there have been strange stories on GAF bot not as wierd as this.

We've had people who have tried to have sex with animals. We have furries. We have people who make fun of Marines and then get choked by them.

We've had people get drunk, grope their friend's sister, and then get assaulted by him when he's stupid enough to go on a trip with him to B.C.

We've had people here who's ex-girlfriend is a porn star.

We've had people who stalk their neighbours with a digital camera.

We've had people whose roommates look at pornography involving the consumption of feces.

Your friend getting his legs shaved doesn't even fucking register on GAF's Weird Shit-O-Meter.

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

I think you forgot "stalking your neighbor with a camera from your bedroom window."

 

[ohamsie]

I never understood swimmers shaving their legs. The effect it would have on their perfomance has to be microscopic, if anything, and it really does not seem to be worth the hassle at all. Do they just do it to look fancy in their little speedos?

 

[Boogie]

I think you forgot "stalking your neighbor with a camera from your bedroom window."

Ah, of course. I shall edit my list accordingly.

 

[pestul]

I never understood swimmers shaving their legs. The effect it would have on their perfomance has to be microscopic, if anything, and it really does not seem to be worth the hassle at all. Do they just do it to look fancy in their little speedos?

True, and some athletes (like Thorpedo) wear the full body suits now anyway.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

I've always thought that was a bit odd, even for people who are huge from working out.
If they aren't in competitions, it's just wierd to see.

 

[Escape Goat]

The gay agenda is progressing nicely.

 

[Kung Foo Kid]

I don't see the big deal at all, it is hair and it grows back, plus it is much more comfortable without hair and in some peoples cases looks alot better then jungle hair they are sporting now. I shave my legs every once a couple months and my arms to.

 

[NLB2]

We've had people who have tried to have sex with animals. We have furries. We have people who make fun of Marines and then get choked by them.

We've had people get drunk, grope their friend's sister, and then get assaulted by him when he's stupid enough to go on a trip with him to B.C.

We've had people here who's ex-girlfriend is a porn star.

We've had people who stalk their neighbours with a digital camera.

Your friend getting his legs shaved doesn't even fucking register on GAF's Weird Shit-O-Meter.

And my roomate looks at shit eating porn!

 

[Boogie]

And my roomate looks at shit eating porn!

Another addition to the list!

 

[pestul]

And my roomate looks at shit eating porn!

You know what needs to be done..

Make your friend a shit sandwich.. he eats it.. tell him "You just ate a fucking shit sandwich you ass mouth!". He'll be like "Awesome, thanks man.. delicious." Then you can be like.. "Psyche dude! It's really tofu!".