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[Ecrofirt]

So she just got a job babysitting 3 days a week. One of the kids is a 12 year old boy named Brian.

Anyway, she and brian have a date on the trampoline when it gets warmer. I laughed and told her he wants to see her tits jiggle. She said "Oh, please. He's 12"

Little does she know!

And then she said "he was really excited when he asked if i liked trampolines and i said yes"

Haha, she has no idea this kid wants to oogle her tits. This kid is a pimp, and I'd be proud if her were my son.

 

[nitewulf]

he was really excited when he asked if i liked trampolines and i said yes

i bet.

 

[keeblerdrow]

I demand videos of your girlfriend jumping on a trampoline.

Jerry Orbach demands it.

 

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

"he was really excited when he asked if i liked hot sex and i said yes"

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

So that's why I always felt the urge to watch Law and Order after reading Perry Bible: Jerry's all watching eyes are inside my mind.

 

[NLB2]

Pics are neccesary.

 

[android]

You better watch your back there, Ercofirt. And I second Jerry Orbach's motion. Motion is passed.

 

[sc0la]

are his parents rich?

indecent proposal!

 

[Matlock]

man oh man, I need to get my eyes checked. or else you need not to go out with your baby sister.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Isn't it a TOS violation to make a thread like this without pics?

Well it should be.

 

[J2 Cool]

My name's Brian!

 

[Ecrofirt]

there's pics of both of us in the Post Pictures of yourself thread. I'd dig them up now, but I'm trying to write a paper.

 

[Do The Mario]

Is your GF a/or inspiring to be a school teacher?

If so be afraid.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Yes, Elementary Ed., haha!

 

[android]

Dude she's kinda manly. But whatever floats your boat.

(http://www.nformant.net/seth/seth4.jpg)

 

[Ecrofirt]

:lol :lol

 

[shuri]

DEFLATION: COMPLETED :lol

 

[Date of Lies]

this is a bit weird.

 

[masud]

this is a bit weird.

No not really. Standard OT stuff.

 

[Ecrofirt]

standard late night OT stuff

 

[ChrisReid]

Why does a 12 year old need a baby sitter? Don't 12 year olds get paid to baby-sit younger kids?

 

[Ecrofirt]

it's my understanding that it's a boy in 6th grade and a girl in 4th. The parents would like someone to be in the house from the time the kids get home from school until around 8:30 or so Monday-Wednesday, when they get home from work.

As my girlfriend explained it, "denise, the mom, said the kids dont need to be supervised all the time either. they're older, she just doesnt want them to be home alone for so long. she's more concerned about something just being there than someone watching them like a hawk "

 

[etiolate]

With an attitude like that she's bound to end up a Highschool teacher!

 

[MC Safety]

it's my understanding that it's a boy in 6th grade and a girl in 4th. The parents would like someone to be in the house from the time the kids get home from school until around 8:30 or so Monday-Wednesday, when they get home from work.

As my girlfriend explained it, "denise, the mom, said the kids dont need to be supervised all the time either. they're older, she just doesnt want them to be home alone for so long. she's more concerned about something just being there than someone watching them like a hawk "

I can imagine this child's great humiliation if his chums find out he and his babysitter have a playdate on the trampoline.

When I was in sixth grade, I already had two jobs, a drug habit, and an ulcer!

 

[Ecrofirt]

I can imagine this child's great humiliation if his chums find out he and his babysitter have a playdate on the trampoline.

When I was in sixth grade, I already had two jobs, a drug habit, and an ulcer!

humiliation? I can imagine him being the envy of all his little friends. Did girls still have cooties when you were 12?

 

[milanbaros]

If the guy is 12 then you can bet your life he has certain intentions in watching her trampoline but he probably wanks off over her anyway.

 

[mrklaw]

If the guy is 12 then you can bet your life he has certain intentions in watching her trampoline but he probably wanks off over her anyway.

Presumably after she's left?

 

[flsh]

What happened to 12 year olds? When I was 12 I didn't think about seeing girls jump a trampoline, I went for the real thing! (On the internet, of course )

And baby sitting older kids isn't bad. Some lady asked me to babysit her 13 year old (which only wanted to play Yu- Gi- Oh cards with me ) and I just played with him until he went to sleep and played my GBA. Easy money for just seeing him talk a lot and pretending to listen :lol

 

[Vormund]

I used to look after the kid next door. We'd order pizza and play the PlayStation and I'd get paid for it. TEH WIN.

 

[RaymondCarver]

When I was twelve we didn't have the internet. I didn't know what the heck that was in 7th grade, and we had TRS-80 computers the year before for our computing class. Oregon Trail was the big hit, and Mis Simmon's tits were the ones we looked forward to on a daily basis.


I was plotting back then which girls I wanted to date, and there wasn't free downloadable pron. "Teh" wasn't standard language, and I was just learning to play the trumpet.

That as it may be, I knew I liked looking at women lustfully from age five.



This story's funny because I would have told all my friends, at age twelve, about the experience. (probably)

 

[DarienA]

:lol :lol :lol :lol