and my neighbors didn't even call the freaking cops. Only good thing about it was that it was me breaking into it so nothing was taken. I locked my keys in the house and the only way in was to take the screen off the window and climb through my bed room window, which faces the front of the freaking house and is in plain view. Directly across the street were my neighbors and their kids playing and they didn't have the freaking decency to call the freaking cops. It's been 2 hours since I broke in and not one cop has shown up. Freaking lazy SOBs. I could have been wiped out and they wouldn't have lifted a finger to stop it.
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My house got broken into...
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Tommie Hu$tle
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You probably don't live close enough to olimario
acoustix said:
Well basically I told her that I liked her and all and that I thought that she was cool and that I would like to continue the relationship. Then I told her that I wasn't trying to be rude or embarrass her or anything, but that when we were having sex she had a rough odor coming from her vagina. She got pissed started crying and said how I know it was her. Then she said everyone knows its black people that smell. I was like huh? She then goes, "You know what leave and don't ever come back or talk to me again." I said ok and told her I wasn't trying to hurt her and left. That was it.
Tommie Hu$tle
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ShadowRed said:
Quote of the year!
Ninja Scooter
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black people usually smell good. like cocoa butter.
Almighty_Chocobo
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My manager at work was at home asleep when somebody broke into his house. He called 911, then got a baseball bat and went to work on the guy. 45 minutes later, the cops showed up.
He pretty much had to hold the guy down till they got off their asses and made their way there. Wish I would have been there to catch the full conversation with the police...
He pretty much had to hold the guy down till they got off their asses and made their way there. Wish I would have been there to catch the full conversation with the police...
Almighty_Chocobo
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Heh yeah, then they still call your house every year asking for donations...
Maybe your neighbors recognized you and thought "ha, the dumbass probably locked his keys inside."
I'd be more concerned that the curry woman will show up at your house some day and rub up against your door. Hell, it's not your fault she needs to wear looser clothing and cottony undies instead of tight synthetics.
That reminds me, "anyone hear about the new fragrance Chanel is going to start marketing to black people?"
I'd be more concerned that the curry woman will show up at your house some day and rub up against your door. Hell, it's not your fault she needs to wear looser clothing and cottony undies instead of tight synthetics.
That reminds me, "anyone hear about the new fragrance Chanel is going to start marketing to black people?"
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