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[Cunth]

She was calling me bum bum for a while and it seems to have somehow warped into cum bum. If I tell her to stop I’m afraid it will make her say it more. What do?

 

[Night.Ninja]

Is there any truth in her comment

 

[DESTROYA]

Smart kid

 

[highrider]

Naah, Cum Bums are like dead heads, except they follow the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

[ScarletSpider]

.

 

[Bullet Club]

Wipe the cum off your bum.

 

[mcjmetroid]

Tell him to stick it in your cunth and not your bum next time.

 

[Cunth]

Wipe the cum off your bum.

never

 

[PSYGN]

Tell her to add "Nation" to it so it sounds like she's saying combination.

 

[MudoSkills]

I was going to make a joke about a concerned neighbour calling social services but everyone is in lockdown and you're Australian so your nearest neighbour is probably 200 miles away anyway.

 

[Skyr]

you probably smell like bum cum.

 

[Cunth]

Tell her to add "Nation" to it so it sounds like she's saying combination.

or it will sound like 'cum bum nation' like im raising a posse of cum bums

 

[Foamy]

Children are very perceptive.

 

[chixdiggit]

I assume your kid is a toddler?
First correct her and tell her you want to be called "Dad" (or whatever). Do not respond until she says what you would like to be addressed by.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Lol no she didn't.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Australia.

*funny trombone*

 

[Thing on a Spring]

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Papa will love this.

 

[Richard Packer]

Stop inviting Papa over for bangers and mash. It's a God damned quarantine. Practice social distancing and have some self restraint.

 

[Airola]

How do they know? How do they know!! Haven't you locked the door before practicing whatever you practice in your bedroom?? Do you have no shame!

Spoiler

Another question is, does your bum have cum because there is another participant or are you doing some aussie masturbation tactics where weird things happen and stuff gets in awkward places?

 

[Cunth]

its not cum

 

[Richard Packer]

You're with friends Cunth . It's ok.

 

[Shizumapower]

Sex Ed at work. Have we failed our children?

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

its not cum

 

[King of Foxes]

Exercise some discipline mate, your kid and most certainly not a daughter should not be speaking to you in such a way.

I would honestly be embarrassed if my kids spoke to me in such a way, give them a spanking and cut out whatever is giving them those words.

 

[Cunth]

Exercise some discipline mate, your kid and most certainly not a daughter should not be speaking to you in such a way.

I would honestly be embarrassed if my kids spoke to me in such a way, give them a spanking and cut out whatever is giving them those words.

should i hit them?

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

 

[Airola]

should i hit them?

Not only hit, but really punch. With your fist. Knuckles first.

 

[Richard Packer]

should i hit them?

Them?

What does the other one call you?

 

[Ailynn]

I believe the appropriate expression these days may be "Coom Boom."

Forgive me...

 

[infinitys_7th]

Teach her that is what cinnamon rolls are called instead:

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

That's uh....that's definitely a situation you're dealin' with there, bud

 

[Mr Nash]

If it bothers you so much, make her lick it off. I guarantee she'll stop calling you that after. Problem solved.

 

[King of Foxes]

should i hit them?

Why wouldn't you

 

[ILLtown]

Change your real name to "Cum Bum". That way, if people wonder why she's calling you that, you can say "that's my real name" and spare the pair of you any embarrassment.