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[Zelda-Bitch]

The loss prevention guy cut him a break and let him go (instead of being arrested)since he bought a bunch of other stuff (he was embarrassed to buy the condoms because he knew the lady at the cash register). Anyway he's scared shitless now because the security guy said he's gonna get a court summons served to him in 30-90 days. Is he just scaring him or can you actually get served a court summons for a $5 pack of condoms? :lol

p.s.- he is 18 btw

 

[sprsk]

The loss prevention guy cut him a break and let him go (instead of being arrested)since he bought a bunch of other stuff (he was embarrassed to buy the condoms because he knew the lady at the cash register). Anyway he's scared shitless now because the security guy said he's gonna get a court summons served to him in 30-90 days. Is he just scaring him or can you actually get served a court summons for a $5 pack of condoms? :lol

p.s.- he is 18 btw

we need a more detailed analysis of this event.

i.e. picture of girl or girls he was going to use the condoms on.

 

[demi]

Probably just to scare him. Damn I want some condoms now. Condom hat get!

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

Poor little brother.

 

[Gek54]

Do you live in a one condom store town?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

haha what a sad event.

I remember my friend doing that at a supermarket, the security followed him out and he jumped on his bike and cycled like a maniac. he got away and we caught up to him cowering in a driveway.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

:lol

sorry no girl pics. as for the story, nothing more to tell really. he ripped open a pack of condoms and stuck them in his pocket. He also bought about $20 worth of other stuff. It's pretty obvious he did it because he was embarrassed. I hope they don't serve him for this shit. Also it was like 2am. the only store that was open was a grocery store near our house.

:lol catfish's story

 

[Ninja Scooter]

what the hell is so embarassing about buying condoms? Doesn't that mean "Hey im getting laid!"?!? He should have been proud.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

If you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you shouldn't be having sex.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

also, this might be a strange social paranoia, but I don't get embarrassed buying condoms, buying LUBE on the other hand.....

 

[tedtropy]

also, this might be a strange social paranoia, but I don't get embarrassed buying condoms, buying LUBE on the other hand.....

"I need a price check on a tube of Extreme Heat Sensation Anal Lube, I repeat, I need a..."

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

If you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you shouldn't be having sex.

I don't think that was the issue. I think it had something to do with the person working the register. I don't think he would of had a problem had it been a random person.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

for some reason i get the feeling that it was infact zelda-bitch who was caught, and not his "brother" (he doesn't even have a brother)


you lose zelda. now spill the beans and post a pic of the sweet lady you were courting!

 

[Drexon]

Haha, my little brother got caught stealing condoms too. He was like 13 though, it was like the joke of the day and that was that.

 

[Gek54]

I had an emergency run to buy condoms, lube and vagisil so I grabbed a big thing of toothpaste so I wouldnt feel too dirty. Thank god for the Self check outs!

 

[number386]

If he's is going to get a cout summons that is bad news, that means the store is pressing criminal charges. I believe shoplifting is a misdemeanor meaning if he's convicted he could have a criminal record. Considering he's 18 he's legally an adult even more bad news, may want to look into getting a lawyer.

 

[robertsan21]

you actually have to pay for condoms in USA?
in sweden where i am from they are free if you go to the youth clinic at 18

 

[Brian Fellows]

I don't think that was the issue. I think it had something to do with the person working the register. I don't think he would of had a problem had it been a random person.

It was prolly the girls mom

 

[android]

you actually have to pay for condoms in USA?
in sweden where i am from they are free if you go to the youth clinic at 18

 

[mrmyth]

He shouldn't be prosecuted, IMO. I'd rather he steal condoms now than father some little bastard who grows up to rob me.



The last time I bought condoms, they had to be price-checked. The little lady at the register turned five shades of red and REFUSED to say what she needed price-checked. She went through all these verbal gymnastics describing the box color and where the shelf was on the phone to her coworker. I wasted ten minutes of my life watching her do it.

Once she finally got me checked out, I said real loud, "I bought condoms! They're ribbed for her pleasure! Dammit I think I'm having sex!", and walked out.

Poor lady won't look me in the eyes when I go into that store now. I don't think she's had the birds-n-bees talk.

 

[number386]

you actually have to pay for condoms in USA?
in sweden where i am from they are free if you go to the youth clinic at 18

That's because we live in jesusland, when I was in HS there was a whole outcry about providing free condoms in school. People were against it because they believed it condoned underage sex.

 

[Dsal]

At least he was stealing something cool.

This guy I knew was caught stealing a GI Joe from Target... as a junior in High School :lol

He wasn't able to live that one down.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

If he's is going to get a cout summons that is bad news, that means the store is pressing criminal charges. I believe shoplifting is a misdemeanor meaning if he's convicted he could have a criminal record. Considering he's 18 he's legally an adult even more bad news, may want to look into getting a lawyer.

a lawyer? I don't think thats nessecary. :lol

 

[Fuzzy]

what the hell is so embarassing about buying condoms? Doesn't that mean "Hey im getting laid!"?!? He should have been proud.

That's the way I felt the first time I bought condoms.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

He shouldn't be prosecuted, IMO. I'd rather he steal condoms now than father some little bastard who grows up to rob me.



The last time I bought condoms, they had to be price-checked. The little lady at the register turned five shades of red and REFUSED to say what she needed price-checked. She went through all these verbal gymnastics describing the box color and where the shelf was on the phone to her coworker. I wasted ten minutes of my life watching her do it.

Once she finally got me checked out, I said real loud, "I bought condoms! They're ribbed for her pleasure! Dammit I think I'm having sex!", and walked out.

Poor lady won't look me in the eyes when I go into that store now. I don't think she's had the birds-n-bees talk.

:lol

I'm so glad I started this thread.

 

[DarienA]

He shouldn't be prosecuted, IMO. I'd rather he steal condoms now than father some little bastard who grows up to rob me.



The last time I bought condoms, they had to be price-checked. The little lady at the register turned five shades of red and REFUSED to say what she needed price-checked. She went through all these verbal gymnastics describing the box color and where the shelf was on the phone to her coworker. I wasted ten minutes of my life watching her do it.

Once she finally got me checked out, I said real loud, "I bought condoms! They're ribbed for her pleasure! Dammit I think I'm having sex!", and walked out.

Poor lady won't look me in the eyes when I go into that store now. I don't think she's had the birds-n-bees talk.

:lol that's a great story.

 

[demon]

a lawyer? I don't think thats nessecary. :lol

I don't think having shoplifting as an adult on your record is a good thing. Don't know how much good a lawyer would do, though.

 

[Incognito]

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood. nothing more embarrassing and counterproductive than trying to get the rubber around your ever-so shrinking member...i like to call condoms the "5-0", because just like cops showing up to a party, everything is ruined.

 

[robertsan21]

:lol :lol :lol

Flying Llama

yeah the swedish girls are horny thats why we start having sex early on, but in a responsible way

yeah man

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

I don't think having shoplifting as an adult on your record is a good thing. Don't know how much good a lawyer would do, though.

Well, since he doesn't even have a record I'm pretty sure he'll be fine. IF it even goes to court. Somehow I doubt it. I mean $5? Come on now. You think they'd actually press charges? I told him they're probably just trying to scare him.

 

[Incognito]

plannedparenthood gives away condoms for free here in the states. regardless of age. though, taking condoms from a clinic called "plannedparenthood" is a little funny...

 

[mrmyth]

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood. nothing more embarrassing and counterproductive than trying to get the rubber around your ever-so shrinking member...i like to call condoms the "5-0", because just like cops showing up to a party, everything is ruined.

Know what ruins the mood more than condoms? A toddler screaming WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY MOMMA?!?

 

[demon]

Well, since he doesn't even have a record I'm pretty sure he'll be fine. IF it even goes to court. Somehow I doubt it. I mean $5? Come on now.

I don't it much matter how much the item costs. And don't some stores have a "prosecute all shoplifters to full extent of the law, no exceptions" policy?

 

[Incognito]

Know what ruins the mood more than condoms? A toddler screaming WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY MOMMA?!?

true. but i'm sterile. girls don't need any form of birth control with me, i AM the birth control.

:lol

 

[tedtropy]

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood. nothing more embarrassing and counterproductive than trying to get the rubber around your ever-so shrinking member...i like to call condoms the "5-0", because just like cops showing up to a party, everything is ruined.

There's going to be a future Lifetime movie based upon your life, and I doubt it's gonna end pleasantly.

 

[human5892]

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood. nothing more embarrassing and counterproductive than trying to get the rubber around your ever-so shrinking member...i like to call condoms the "5-0", because just like cops showing up to a party, everything is ruined.

Um.

 

[mrmyth]

true. but i'm sterile. girls don't need any form of birth control with me, i AM the birth control.

:lol

Know what else ruins the mood more than condoms? Herpes.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

:lol



ok seriously guys, what do you think the chances are of a supermarket prosecuting for a $5 item?

 

[J2 Cool]

Condoms don't ruin the moment. Having a gf who is unsure about losing her virginity does. "Ok, put it in slow... ok, push..... ow ow ow! Take it out! Ok, back in" and I'm just like "I need some boobies to work at this pace and keep it ready". It's like your mom giving you student driving lessons. Nag nag worry worry "Just let me DRIVE!!"

To cross the putting on of the condom moment, just give the girl the condom and push her down. She'll put it on sexily and you'll be good.

 

[SlickWilly223]

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood. nothing more embarrassing and counterproductive than trying to get the rubber around your ever-so shrinking member...i like to call condoms the "5-0", because just like cops showing up to a party, everything is ruined.

Your dick shrinks when there's a naked girl in front of you?

That sucks

 

[tedtropy]

Know what else ruins the mood more than condoms? Herpes.

:lol

 

[Loki]

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood. nothing more embarrassing and counterproductive than trying to get the rubber around your ever-so shrinking member...i like to call condoms the "5-0", because just like cops showing up to a party, everything is ruined.

:lol

Still, you're silly for not using protection.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Your dick shrinks when there's a naked girl in front of you?

That sucks

maybe the friction from putting the rubber on is itself enough to get him off.

 

[aoi tsuki]

:lol



ok seriously guys, what do you think the chances are of a supermarket prosecuting for a $5 item?

Not likely, unless they wanna make an example out of him. It's really a lot of trouble to go through though, especially when he paid for some other items. Sorry if it's been stated, but did he offer to pay for them?

 

[J2 Cool]

ok seriously guys, what do you think the chances are of a supermarket prosecuting for a $5 item?

7%

Your dick shrinks when there's a naked girl in front of you?

That sucks

It's the porn. It's desensitising a whole generation. I can only imagine the sight of seeing your first pair of live boobies in the old days. Now we've got high definition live webcams with first person view

 

[Deleted member 1235]

true. but i'm sterile. girls don't need any form of birth control with me, i AM the birth control.

:lol

Fingers crossed that you don't get a nice helping of warts on your knob end.

But yes, condoms are a mood ruiner

Your dick shrinks when there's a naked girl in front of you?

the akwardness of putting on a rubber, if it doesn't go on right first time, or god forbid you actually try and put it on backwards in the dark is a much more powerful force than a naked girl who is probably at this point just staring akwardly at you.

In school they really need to give all the boys a stack of porn, a bag of rubbers and some alone time to practice that shit.

 

[human5892]

7%

Man, you're fucking crazy.

8%.

 

[RobotChant]

It's up to the store whether they want to press charges. Considering the situation, I don't think they'll bother. If it was his first offense, and he was cooperative and remorseful they might just let it slide.

My cousin got caught shoplifting when he was younger and they released him to his parents and told him he could get a court summons within 90 days but one never came.

Guess what he got caught stealing?

Spoiler

lipstick

y even use condoms? just pull out quickly. condoms ruin the pleasure, and more often that not ruin the mood.

Pulling out sucks. If you're already that far, might as well let it go and enjoy it.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Not likely, unless they wanna make an example out of him. It's really a lot of trouble to go through though, especially when he paid for some other items. Sorry if it's been stated, but did he offer to pay for them?

I asked him the same thing. He said after they told him he'd be summoned to court they asked if he still wanted them. He said something like "not if I have to go to court over it".
I mean they could of theoretically had him arrested, but they didn't so they must feel slightly bad. heh

 

[aoi tsuki]

the akwardness of putting on a rubber, if it doesn't go on right first time, or god forbid you actually try and put it on backwards in the dark is a much more powerful force than a naked girl who is probably at this point just staring akwardly at you.

Slightly less awkward than a girl who unrolls it, and tries to slip it on like a winter cap. NO USE