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[Cunth]

Who wants some lip skin?

 

[triplestation]

you can just save it in a jar

next time you are having spaghetti just grab a handful and sprinkle it over the spaghetti for some extra protein!

follow me for more recipes

 

[V4skunk]

Who wants some lip skin?

Put the skin in your foreskin.

 

[MaestroMike]

aren't u wearing a mask when u go out?? that should provide some cover maybe. i thought australia was always hot

 

[Kagey K]

I always warn the ladies to make sure they wear pants and undies in the winter. Don’t want to be getting chapped lips.

Could get a bit uncomfy down there.

 

[Stouffers]

I know a person whose child got staff on her face from rewearing a dirty mask.

 

[Stouffers]

I have large lips and in cold weather it’s almost impossible to talk. I’ve always been envious of people who can form words with their mouths when cold out.

 

[Cunth]

aren't u wearing a mask when u go out?? that should provide some cover maybe. i thought australia was always hot

look at this muthafucka. He don’t give a fuck

 

[Lionel Richie]

Did you know your balls got taste buds? So put your dry skin there and you can taste yourself.

 

[MaestroMike]

look at this muthafucka. He don’t give a fuck

lol interesting never seen that b4

 

[Kagey K]

Did you know your balls got taste buds? So put your dry skin there and you can taste yourself.

Or if you are really talented you can try to stick your balls on your tastebuds and get the same result.

 

[Rentahamster]

Be glad it's your lips and not somewhere else more sensitive.

 

[teezzy]

Australia's seasons are at opposite times to those in the northern hemisphere. December to February is summer; March to May is autumn; June to August is winter; and September to November is spring. Plan ahead with this information on weather and rainfall in Australia's capital cities.

 

[haxan7]

I’ll need enough for a lampshade (to add to my collection).

If you can’t give me that, I’m afraid you have nothing to offer me.

 

[Kagey K]

I’ll need enough for a lampshade (to add to my collection).

If you can’t give me that, I’m afraid you have nothing to offer me.

Jesus Christ.



You could use it as a scented candle with the heat from the bulb cooking the lampshade skin.

 

[GymWolf]

How many proteins for 100 gr?

 

[GeorgPrime]

Who wants some lip skin?

Cold weather?

While sitting the sweat was running down through my hair....

Lets change. I take yours.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

I wish it were cold here.

Instead we have yet another recordbreaking heatwave. Global warming is a bitch.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

it’s gonna be upper 90s here (37C for those people) through next week. I’d complain but I used to live in AZ and they have it worse...but this dry hot summer can’t end soon enough.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Birdo]

Tongues are great for adding moisture to you lips.

It needs to be someone else's tongue though.

 

[Cunth]

Tongues are great for adding moisture to you lips.

It needs to be someone else's tongue though.

How about a cat

 

[Ionian]

look at this muthafucka. He don’t give a fuck

That rabbit is very well fed, this a green-screen for the new Avatar?

 

[BadBurger]

Save your lipskin, I want that cold weather. Hot and humid with daily storms here. Over it.

 

[Richard Packer]

Someone's been blowing Mr. Freeze.

 

[Shadowplay1979]

Lets trade

 

[Kamina]

look at this muthafucka. He don’t give a fuck

lol interesting never seen that b4

Of course, that is in Austria.
This must be one of our famous Snow-Kangaroos.

 

[and 3 others]

Did you know your balls got taste buds? So put your dry skin there and you can taste yourself.

real shit?

 

[Lionel Richie]

real shit?

Put some sugar into a cup of water and dip your balls into it. I've read conflicting reports about the results being tasting the sweetness or making mustard gas.

 

[and 3 others]

Put some sugar into a cup of water and dip your balls into it. I've read conflicting reports about the results being tasting the sweetness or making mustard gas.

It's the sugar mixing with vinegar that's making the smelly gas!

 

[Compsiox]

Can I touch them?

 

[frostyxc]

Maybe get some lip balm and cut down your shifts at the glory hole? I don't know.

 

[Cunth]

Maybe get some lip balm and cut down your shifts at the glory hole? I don't know.

Fuck no