What if we haven't had lunch yet? Sure, I only have a couple of sandwiches (one corned beef, and one with turkey I think) and yes I just realized that since I dumped all the change in my wallet on my bookshelf last night today I'm a fucking dime short of being able to get a bag of chips or a coke from the vending machines but that doesn't mean my lunch can't pull it's shit together and rally back for the win. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the sandwiches have regrouped and somehow created a piece of leftover pizza for me to have instead. Assuming that happens, my lunch is the clear victor.
But seriously, anybody have a bloody dime? Two nickels? Anyone?