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[Stiflers Mom]

He told me, there are two girls who like him in his class, and he decided for one of them.
When I asked him about his choice, he said "she knows more about Pokemon and their evolutions than the other one".

So much wisdom at such a young age.
I am baffled.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Jooxed oddly won.....

 

[M1chl]

Just wait when the puberty kicks in.

 

[Cutty Flam]

The testosterone levels of Machamp with the intelligence of Mewtwo, not bad at all

 

[Halo is Back]

Yea well I also dated a girl what was really into Pokemon and liked me for it too but that didn't end so well for me

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Yea well I also dated a girl what was really into Pokemon and liked me for it too but that didn't end so well for me

Tell us about it...
Maybe I need to warn my son.

 

[Porcile]

She sounds like a furry weeb in the making.

 

[Halo is Back]

Tell us about it...
Maybe I need to warn my son.

ehhhh it's a long story but it ended for reasons I should have known early on. Im not going into detail but I will say she did think my card collection was "sexy as fuck". I remember one night we talked almost entirely about Pokemon and she showed me her drawings. Your son is still pure, so he doesn't have to worry about cheating whores yet. Hope it works out for him!

 

[Stiflers Mom]

ehhhh it's a long story but it ended for reasons I should have known early on. Im not going into detail but I will say she did think my card collection was "sexy as fuck". I remember one night we talked almost entirely about Pokemon and she showed me her drawings. Your son is still pure, so he doesn't have to worry about cheating whores yet. Hope it works out for him!

You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you....

 

[xrnzaaas]

But what if she's also into Fortnite? I'd check that.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

But what if she's also into Fortnite? I'd check that.

As long as she is not into Senran Kagura it will be okay.

 

[Plies]

My seven year old son already has a better taste in women than I have...
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Is that shots fired at his mother ?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

My seven year old son already has a better taste in women than I have...
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Is that shots fired at his mother ?

A bit...

 

[mcz117chief]

You have a heart of gold, don't let them take it from you....

Spoiler

round 2

Umbasa

 

[GeorgPrime]

Just wait when the puberty kicks in.

Then he dumps her for the one who knows the first two digimon seasons

 

[Birdo]

There are NeoGaf members who have had sex?

Yes, I'm going to use this joke every time someone mentiones that they have kids on here.

 

[Plies]

I didn't realize Stifler's Mom was a father. I guess that explains why he's on a different maturity level than the rest of us.

 

[LokusAbriss]

ehhhh it's a long story but it ended for reasons I should have known early on. Im not going into detail but I will say she did think my card collection was "sexy as fuck". I remember one night we talked almost entirely about Pokemon and she showed me her drawings. Your son is still pure, so he doesn't have to worry about cheating whores yet. Hope it works out for him!

Yeah, it is a bad sign, when the teacher shows interest in your pokemon collection. Never ends too well..

 

[Halo is Back]

Yeah, it is a bad sign, when the teacher shows interest in your pokemon collection. Never ends too well..

Nah, she was actually into Pokemon. She was a total nerd . There were other red flags I should have spotted

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Can't he have both? Teach 'm to spin some plates.

 

[OutrageousFacts]

He told me, there are two girls who like him in his class, and he decided for one of them.
When I asked him about his choice, he said "she knows more about Pokemon and their evolutions than the other one".

So much wisdom at such a young age.
I am baffled.

Nice.

I started reading your posting, expecting it to end like this:
"I then asked him to show me photos of the two girl. He showed me and, indeed, he chose the hotter one."

 

[Mihos]

Nice.

I started reading your posting, expecting it to end like this:
"I then asked him to show me photos of the two girl. He showed me and, indeed, he chose the hotter one."

Need to tell him to check out their mom's to get a feel for how that will go.

 

[OutrageousFacts]

Need to tell him to check out their mom's to get a feel for how that will go.

"Show me photos of their moms, son."
*gets photos*
"Oh hell yeah, keep her, she's gonna be hot. Also, how much do you like your current mommy? Which of these two on the photos would you prefer? Hah, kidding, I know which one, little casanova!"

 

[Stiflers Mom]

"Show me photos of their moms, son."
*gets photos*
"Oh hell yeah, keep her, she's gonna be hot. Also, how much do you like your current mommy? Which of these two on the photos would you prefer? Hah, kidding, I know which one, little casanova!"

Is this some kind of erotic fan fiction?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I didn't realize Stifler's Mom was a father. I guess that explains why he's on a different maturity level than the rest of us.

I try my best..

 

[lock2k]

As long as she doesn't look like Snorlax it's cool

 

[DeliciousDoc]

Nah, she was actually into Pokemon. She was a total nerd . There were other red flags I should have spotted

She was into collecting more than pokemon?

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

She was into collecting more than pokemon?

Gotta catch them all!

 

[GAMETA]

7 and already like that... nimble little guy, eh?...

my son is 10 and barely talks to girls... it seems we found a new neogaf user...

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

7 and already like that... nimble little guy, eh?...

my son is 10 and barely talks to girls... it seems we found a new neogaf user...

You should be so proud.

 

[Halo is Back]

She was into collecting more than pokemon?

Yea, the D from various guys

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Yea, the D from various guys

 

[jshackles]

Actual footage of OP's son

 

[ILoveGTR]

You should proud :d