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[Melon]

My retarded gay son brap ate some ugly moldy bagel and even though he's turning green I think he'll be fine.

 

[DarkestHour]

Ah fuck I can't believe youve done this

 

[quickwhips]

He has had worst things in his mouth in the past.

 

[DESTROYA]

You've said all that needs to be said, maybe you should start smacking him with a newspaper when he does stupid shit.

 

[quickwhips]

Where is the my whore of a daughters gay son ate a moldy muffin thread because he was trying to impress some Austria cunts.

 

[Newly Vacant]

Bravo Melon , this is a great thread.

 

[Cunth]

How gay are we talking here

 

[Calcium]

How does it feel to know you've failed as a parent?

 

[Melon]

Ah fuck I can't believe youve done this

More like what my dumb gay son did smh.....

He has had worst things in his mouth in the past.

Yes, like that one time I caught him sucking a back alley hobo's toes. The image is still engrained into my pea-sized brain.

You've said all that needs to be said, make you should start smacking him with a newspaper when he does stupid shit.

brappy boi always gets mommy's belt, sometimes the whip if he misbehaves too much.

Where is the my whore of a daughters gay son ate a moldy muffin thread because he was trying to impress some Austria cunts.

I'm asking myself that same question.

Bravo Melon , this is a great thread.

Thank you for the clapping. I now have finally one-upped Jeb Bush at something, people clapping for me.

How gay are we talking here

He sucks dick without saying "no homo" before or after, so stupendously gay.

How does it feel to know you've failed as a parent?

Oh honey I knew that long ago. But when you have brap as a son it's hard not to fail. xoxoxxoo sorry brappy mommy still loves you

 

[haxan7]

turn him upside down and shake him until it falls out

 

[diffusionx]

Your wife's son imo

 

[DeepEnigma]

On the scale of Twink to Bear, how gay is he turning?

 

[Melon]

turn him upside down and shake him until it falls out

ohhh brappy loves hanging upside down and have mommy shake him! It's our favorite form of bonding!

Your wife's son imo

my wife's boyfriend gave me a Nintendo switch so its all good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the scale of Twink to Bear, how gay is he turning?

Well, saying I know what brap actually looks like...... MASSSSIIIIVVVEEEEE twink.

 

[DeepEnigma]

ohhh brappy loves hanging upside down and have mommy shake him! It's our favorite form of bonding!




my wife's boyfriend gave me a Nintendo switch so its all good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Well, saying I know what brap actually looks like...... MASSSSIIIIVVVEEEEE twink.

I always pictured this from 'F Is For Family' for some reason.

 

[Melon]

I always pictured this from 'F Is For Family' for some reason.

Give him black hair and make him a little more emo-looking and that's spot on.

 

[slugbahr]

So, he's patient zero for the Zombie Apocalypse then.
Thanks for the heads up!

 

[GymWolf]

Is he gay? Well that's unlucky, if it was also turning black he could have aspire for a moderator role on reee or a ritz commercials.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

On the scale of Twink to Bear, how gay is he turning?

I have been called a "twink bear" once by a gay dude.
Had to google that on the internet.

I was very disturbed afterwards.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Give him black hair and make him a little more emo-looking and that's spot on.

 

[Hal.]

My retarded gay son brap ate some ugly moldy bagel and even though he's turning green I think he'll be fine.

I thought he was your wife's son

 

[Cutty Flam]

Mrs. brap, we want to hear an embarrassing story about your retarded gay son

Also, did you know brap tried to kill one of my favorite anime characters?

 

[Rentahamster]

Free penicillin. What a smart lad.

 

[slugbahr]

I was very disturbed afterwards.

You are always very disturbed.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Melon is 4 years younger than brap how did she give births?

 

[onlyobserver]