"[Some sarcastic-ass expression about the topic at hand], news at 11."
Oh that gets me rustled something fierce I tell you what. That shit will never stop grinding my gears. Well done, you pointed out the obvious in the topic and decided to append "news at 11" onto it. Never in the history of mankind has someone so wittily expressed their sarcasm.
It wouldn't be as bad if not for a) how frequently it get's used and b) the lack of seeing anyone ever getting called out for it.