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[OverHeat]

Damn this hit like a brick I’m going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I’m to old for that shit lol 43 btw I’m getting cut that’s for sure now lol

 

[Skyfox]

Phew, dude. That's insane! Congrats I guess.

May God deliver plenty of Fatherly strength your way!

I've heard good things about those Skyn condoms.

 

[kanjobazooie]

For a moment I thought D Days like these... made another thread.

 

[cormack12]

Dude, stick a binbag on it

 

[ahtlas7]

#5?!

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Why drop kid off at adoption clinic when can make adoption clinic by self

 

[Ogbert]

Damn this hit like a brick I’m going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I’m to old for that shit lol 43 btw I’m getting cut that’s for sure now lol

God’s speed.

I have 3 boys and it’s fucking bedlam.

Go get the snip. I was camped on their front door,
Monday morning at opening time. Even brought along my own scissors.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Jfc good luck friend and congratulations!

 

[INC]

Here me buying a bag for life, and you're adding to the pollution 1000 fold....

Congrats x

 

[jason10mm]

Yeah, definitely time to get clipped. Best decision I made, got my desired number and no later in life surprises or reliance of the ladies to take care of themselves.

 

[Roxkis_ii]

Ahh haa, now you go have to spend some of that sweat sweat PC money on your family.

In all seriousness, congratulations.
I also have my thrid on the way with my wife.

I'm also concidering getting the big snip.
I hear I goes well for about 98%, but man I'm scared shirtless of ending up in that 2%

 

[Shifty1897]

I have one and am dying, I can't imagine five.
He had to stay home from daycare today because he projectile vomited all over his bed in the middle of the night.
Then 30 minutes ago I wrestled him to the ground to change his diaper and he slugged me in the face.

Godspeed.

 

[OverHeat]

Ahh haa, now you go have to spend some of sweat sweat PC money on your family.

In all seriousness, congratulations.
I also have my thrid on the way with my wife.

I'm also concidering getting the big snip.
I hear I goes well for about 98%, but man I'm scared shirtless of ending up in that 2%

Yeah that 2% is why I did not get snipped yet lol
PC will always be my first child

 

[AJUMP23]

Have fun.

 

[Futaleufu]

Have you thought of, you know, pulling out?

 

[LiquidMetal14]

You asked for this son!

Literally lol

And I have a 2 and 4 year old and am getting closer to your age. We in this together fml

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Damn this hit like a brick I’m going to be a father again and just last week I was watching Old Dads and saying to myself I’m to old for that shit lol 43 btw I’m getting cut that’s for sure now lol

If you live in Canada, I think you get $100 per kid per month up until age 10 or something.

So if you live here and get it, I'd like you to know you are getting around $0.0000001 cents per month from me. I'll let it slide. You can have it.

 

[marcincz]

Congratulations.
I have 12 y/o boy and 6 y/o girl. Sometimes is hard (my nerves) and I can't even imagine 3 more kids.

 

[Jack Videogames]

Have you thought of, you know, pulling out?

Man couldn't pull out of a driveway

 

[VaultBoy101]

Here me buying a bag for life, and you're adding to the pollution 1000 fold....

Congrats x

My paper straw went limp just as I read the thread title.

 

[Days like these...]

Man couldn't pull out of a driveway

My pull out game is strong. Just one scare in 30 years.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Congrats. Kids are great. I just got snipped myself.

 

[Little Mac]

 

[Alebrije]

My only concern would be the $$$$ OP, but if you have enought to keep your lifestyle congratulations!!

 

[touchfuzzy]

God’s speed.

I have 3 boys and it’s fucking bedlam.

Go get the snip. I was camped on their front door,
Monday morning at opening time. Even brought along my own scissors.

Same same, three boys. I got snipped a month before the third was even out.

 

[Fake]

Merry Christmas... or black friday... IDK.

 

[nush]

It's a vagina, not a clown car.

 

[John Marston]

OverHeat working on the horn section of his band.

 

[lem0n]

You don't have to blast her with a creampie every time bro

But congrats since you seem to be into this sort of thing

 

[M.W.]

 

[John Marston]

Seriously as long as your kids aren't in cages with you just collecting checks all the more power to ya!

With prices rising all the time, especially recently I don't know how you do it.

I imagine a jumbo box of Froot Loops cereal gets used up in 5 minutes

 

[RagnarokIV]

Don't forget to get the kid a 4090 and GAF Gold.

 

[Buggy Loop]

Having a 3rd one due for early January.

I'm cutting the family cable soon. 3 is my max. 42 years old too, I feel fucking old for this shit. Was planned, but yea, LAST one.

 

[NeoGiffer]

Spoiler: Forgive me OP :/

 

[Majormaxxx]

Congrats bro.

Pull out for the win

 

[AJUMP23]

Truly a blessed man with a quiver full of Children.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[sono]

Fifth times the charm!

 

[SJRB]

 

[Kilau]

Congratulations!

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[jufonuk]

 

[rofif]

Gratz!
But dude wtf are you doing man... 5th ?!
I don't know why people want kids. I am staying away from that whole thing

 

[SidViscous]

Can you get the other 4 to take parent duty? surely once you reach three kids you can enable "auto-parent" or something to avoid the repeat grinding, but I guess repeat grinding got you into this mess in the first place so

 

[Sleepwalker]

Time to kiss youe 4090 goodbye

 

[John Marston]

 

[Rran]

Congrats! Got a few of my own. And I have two separate friends with 7 each, so...ya gotta pump up those numbers. Those are rookie numbers!

And don't worry about NeoGAF. You'll have the last laugh when you've got five adults to take care of your wrinkly butt in 20 years.

 

[Alebrije]

Time to kiss youe 4090 goodbye

 

[SlimySnake]

$20,000 pc but couldnt spent $500 on a vasectomy. classic gaffer.