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SteveMeister

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This Wednesday (the 13th) is my 40th birthday. On Saturday (the 9th), my parents took me up to Baltimore's Inner Harbor to spend the day, just because "it's so rare that the three of us do anything together" anymore. It was a nice afternoon, but I should have become suspicious when my father said "we have to be back at the car by 4:30".

Anyway, we made it back to the car a little early and are heading back south on I-95. My dad's kinda creeping along -- I told him "You know, it's 65 through here" and he said "Well, we're a little early." Obviously something's up.

We exited near Ellicott City, and I saw the signs for Arundle Mills Mall, and rounding the bend, there was Medieval Times :)

My wife had spent the past month and a half putting together a huge party for me at Medieval Times. About 40 guests were there -- family, including my younger sister and her boyfriend who flew in from Las Vegas; folks from work; folks from the New Beetle club; old friends from as far back as high school. It was terrific.

Everyone had a great time. I was knighted before the show, and when they called out people's birthdays during the show, my massive posse cheered the loudest -- in fact, the announcer said something to the effect of "two full pages of names, and NOW you start cheering?"

The only thing that didn't happen is me and Vark didn't go down in the ring for some Cable Guy/Kirk & Spock battling, but if the past 40 years has taught me anything, it's that we can't get everything we hope for, so we enjoy what we are given. ;)

Then my wife dropped the bombshell. She told me that she paid for the whole thing -- for everyone's bill -- out of money she's been saving for years to buy a new horse. No, I wasn't crying, I got something in my eye, honest... it's all the dust from the arena, yeah, that's it...
 

olimario

Banned
Seth C said:
New horse. H-O-R-S-E

:lol
That was quite a mixup.

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
I've been to Medieval Times in NJ. It was during the 5th grade. So...that was like 9 years ago.
 
that rocks.

having a great wife is a blessing.

these are some examples I found from google:



Janet Kicks Zombie Butt!
(Yes - that's my wife!)
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CADMIUM-SULFIDE PHOTORESISTOR GRAB BAG
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Astronaut's Wife, The

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That's John Wilson and his wife Carrol at the big Dean Launch Party in Burlington last summer. They're good reporters from home here in Stowe, Vermont. Boy, those were the days huh?
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I don't know mate but if it is in your fate then you will or won't catch the disease. Last I saw a chicken being vaccinated, I think even the chicken was damn pissed...
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You be the judge.
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DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
We threw a surprise baby shower for my missus Sat. Her best friend and I coordinated it so that much of her church family, much of her close friends, and EVEN some really close friends who live in NJ were able to come down.

It was great I took her in to Baltimore because we had some running around to do. She told me we had to come in to town because she was under the impression we were going to a birthday party. We even stopped at JC Penny to pick up a birthday gift... all the time I'm sending text msgs to let people know how we are doing time-wise etc...

Finally we get to the house... she knocks on the door, her stepmom opens it(not a surprise she would have been there even if it was the birthday party), she walks in and all these people are there they yell surprise and start taking pictures... she had NO idea... the look on her face was priceless... they've decorated the entire house, have little baby trinkets on the table, a huge cake, food, drink, it was great... later on after we were eating her friends come in from NJ and she starts crying.. it was so sweet.... they played games(the fellas sat in the other room and talked), and then later on we opened the gifts... wow... her family and friends really took care of us.. supplies, clothes, swings, chairs, gift cards, cash... it was VERY overwhelming... we couldn't even fit everything in our SUV. My mom and one of my sisters had come up for the weekend just to come up(they really had come up for the surprise party), so we were able to stick some of the stuff in her car.

It was a great Saturday.
 

Doth Togo

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SteveMeister said:
This Wednesday (the 13th) is my 40th birthday. On Saturday (the 9th), my parents took me up to Baltimore's Inner Harbor to spend the day, just because "it's so rare that the three of us do anything together" anymore. It was a nice afternoon, but I should have become suspicious when my father said "we have to be back at the car by 4:30".

Anyway, we made it back to the car a little early and are heading back south on I-95. My dad's kinda creeping along -- I told him "You know, it's 65 through here" and he said "Well, we're a little early." Obviously something's up.

We exited near Ellicott City, and I saw the signs for Arundle Mills Mall, and rounding the bend, there was Medieval Times :)

My wife had spent the past month and a half putting together a huge party for me at Medieval Times. About 40 guests were there -- family, including my younger sister and her boyfriend who flew in from Las Vegas; folks from work; folks from the New Beetle club; old friends from as far back as high school. It was terrific.

Everyone had a great time. I was knighted before the show, and when they called out people's birthdays during the show, my massive posse cheered the loudest -- in fact, the announcer said something to the effect of "two full pages of names, and NOW you start cheering?"

The only thing that didn't happen is me and Vark didn't go down in the ring for some Cable Guy/Kirk & Spock battling, but if the past 40 years has taught me anything, it's that we can't get everything we hope for, so we enjoy what we are given. ;)

Then my wife dropped the bombshell. She told me that she paid for the whole thing -- for everyone's bill -- out of money she's been saving for years to buy a new horse. No, I wasn't crying, I got something in my eye, honest... it's all the dust from the arena, yeah, that's it...

Teh winnah iz j00!

Now, go ask Bethesda to give you a raise! It's your birthday, dammit!
 
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