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[PhoenixDark]

Yep.

At first I was just like whatever. But the more I thought about it the more creeped out I got. Especially since one of the two bagels was on a second-floor window. How could it have possibly gotten there?

Pics of bagel:

Maybe it's a Trojan Horse. Inside the bagel is a WiiU.

 

[J3ffro]

Rockefeller here is too good for free bagel delivery!

 

[Ourobolus]

It's a real who-doughnut.

Spoiler

I'm really sad it isn't a doughnut.

 

[andycapps]

Aren't you going to invite it in? How rude.

 

[Piano]

You have been visited by Bagels, who is leaving tokens of his affection.

He strikes again!

 

[Anteater]

Invite him in

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Do you live with anyone? Have any friends that know where you live? Most likely it's just someone like that trying to make you laugh/freak you out, I'd think. It's not hard to imagine someone with a ladder and/or a long stick, or someone from inside playing a goofy prank.

Or it's possible that kids were being dumb and throwing bagels at the building. Or even someone above dropping a bagel on accident as they looked out the window. In either of those cases though, you'd have to get extremely lucky...

Another option: the killer is still inside your house, and the bagel was a distraction. Now that you took time to post it on GAF, he/she will strike.

Also possible: you're facing mental health issues, and put it there without remembering.

I don't think that of the people that know where I live, any of them would go through the effort to put a bagel on a window. Plus (even if it did work kinda) what an odd choice that would be to freak someone out.

Also, it's the top floor of a house so bagels can't fall from above.

So basically I've narrowed your options down to killer or mental illness..

 

[Anoregon]

Mysterious Bagels is totally an indie rock band.

 

[Raist]

Yep.

At first I was just like whatever. But the more I thought about it the more creeped out I got. Especially since one of the two bagels was on a second-floor window. How could it have possibly gotten there?

Pics of bagel:

"Soon"

 

[terrisus]

"Soon"

Soon

 

[emb]

I don't think that of the people that know where I live, any of them would go through the effort to put a bagel on a window. Plus (even if it did work kinda) what an odd choice that would be to freak someone out.

Also, it's the top floor of a house so bagels can't fall from above.

So basically I've narrowed your options down to killer or mental illness..

Darn. Well, we'll miss you. Or get well soon.

Seriously though... I have no idea. Bizarre.

 

[Bagels]

Yep.

At first I was just like whatever. But the more I thought about it the more creeped out I got. Especially since one of the two bagels was on a second-floor window. How could it have possibly gotten there?

Pics of bagel:

You're beautiful when you sleep, ItisOkBro...

 

[zma1013]

The best course of action is to take it out in front of your place and burn it and leave it's charred corpse on your front lawn for all to see. This should help ward off any further attempts by the bagels to enter your home.

 

[zoozilla]

I guess two makes a trend, right? Saw this on someone's tumblr:

http://hannanimal.tumblr.com/post/86907749329/i-found-this-outside-my-house-and-i-can-only

 

[Deleted member 20920]

The best course of action is to take it out in front of your place and burn it and leave it's charred corpse on your front lawn for all to see. This should help ward off any further attempts by the bagels to enter your home.

It's too late. The killer is already in the house forum.

You're beautiful when you sleep, ItisOkBro...

 

[ItIsOkBro]

You're beautiful when you sleep, ItisOkBro...

Oh my God.

Boarding up all windows.

 

[Bagels]

Oh my God.

Boarding up all windows.

Also, can you pick up more Fresca next time you're out? I've looked everywhere, and I think we're out.

 

[Wilsongt]

You're beautiful when you sleep, ItisOkBro...

Bagels, what did I tell you about stalking people?

 

[User 100115]

Bagels, what did I tell you about stalking people?

Bad Bagels! No more stalking!

Also, can you pick up more Fresca next time you're out? I've looked everywhere, and I think we're out.

 

[terrisus]

Also, can you pick up more Fresca next time you're out? I've looked everywhere, and I think we're out.

<3 Bagels

 

[Timeaisis]

I guess two makes a trend, right? Saw this on someone's tumblr:

http://hannanimal.tumblr.com/post/86907749329/i-found-this-outside-my-house-and-i-can-only

So mystery bagels is a thing, now? I like it.

 

[BigJonsson]

Animals leave food on ledges all the time

 

[bbdude]

Apply cream cheese, then wait a few days and see what happens

 

[Huw_Dawson]

It's a real who-doughnut.

Spoiler

I'm really sad it isn't a doughnut.

Oh God this is amazing, laughing so much right now. I love puns.

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Feed it a bagel.

 

[jufonuk]

it's really a drone, it has a hidden camera inside, you are the chosen one, soon they will come for you, do not fear.

 

[Protag]

Dont worry, ItIsOkBro.

 

[tanooki27]

you've been marked by the bagel mafia.

 

[Somax]

OP, how many breads have you eaten in your life?

Is "wryyyyyy" an appropriate response?

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

I think any animal would have eaten the bagel or returned to eat the bagel.

Maybe a bird picked it up but left it there because it was too heavy.

 

[inm8num2]

 

[Bagels]

Maybe a bird picked it up but left it there because it was too heavy.

Hey, screw you! This is all muscle!

 

[Anoregon]

The bagel would have bust in through the front door, but he doesn't know how to pick lox.

 

[terrisus]

Hey, screw you! This is all muscle!

Looks kind of doughy to me.

 

[Lmo911]

Someone is hunting you. Look for strings.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

It's just Al Bundy trying to make Peggy feel better.

 

[ultron87]

Don't poke it. It might be full of spiders.

 

[devonodev]

Thread delivers.

Leave another bagel next to it, and see if it makes more appear. Or disappear.

 

[Lowmelody]

Very important question: Have you to your knowledge befriended a crow or raven recently?

 

[Huevos de Oro]

Eat them. They're supposed to give you sexual powers. Bagels himself told me that.

Spoiler

Bagels didn't tell me that

 

[PeskyToaster]

 

[PigSpeakers]

What a waste of a perfectly good bagel.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Dont be a pussy. Eat it.

 

[Raistlin]

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

The bagel would have bust in through the front door, but he doesn't know how to pick lox.

Yes. Yes yes yes.

 

[How About No]

Maybe it's a Trojan Horse. Inside the bagel is a WiiU.

Also, can you pick up more Fresca next time you're out? I've looked everywhere, and I think we're out.

mah lawd

 

[spindashing]

Squirrels are assholes, man. I saw one pick up a whole pizza slice left on the sidewalk. It started to nibble on it, then decided to leave the rest of it in one of my bushes.

What the fuck man

 

[Vermillion]

The Jewish Tooth Fairy left it for you?

Lol

 

[terrisus]

Beaten

It got there as a result of a family disagreement with a pissed-off drug dealer who was bringing breakfast to his family.

 

[Herr K]

It's obviously a heavenly bagel. It was brought to you by an angel, directly from heaven. It's the bagel that will wash away your sins. Eat it. Embrace the power of the bagel.

Hail the Bagel! Sins are dead! The year is one!

Is that a bear trap on your lawn?

Wes pls