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[Catphish]

Because fucking of course he does.

The incessant barking of dogs, bouncing of basketballs, and blasting ranchero music wasn't enough.

Now I have to hear this crusty-ass, age-addled rooster going off in the morning. And it truly is a fucking pathetic specimen, man. It's very obviously done with being a rooster. It longs for the grave. Only the spiteful will of God keeps its withered heart beating.

It sounds like someone trying to make rooster sounds with a metal kazoo.

ORK--ORRRRRRRRK!

 

[JonSnowball]

"I hate my neighbours cock and other erotic stories".

 

[Sub_Level]

It's very obviously done with being a rooster. It longs for the grave. Only the spiteful will of God keeps its withered heart beating.

Is there something you'd like to tell the rest of the class? This sounds like a cry for help.

 

[jshackles]

I thought this was going to be a DragoonKain thread

Sorry about your neighbor's cock OP, hope it gets better

 

[Catphish]

Is there something you'd like to tell the rest of the class? This sounds like a cry for help.

Yes, I, too, am done with being a rooster.

 

[dr_octagon]

I've sent a fax to DragoonKain as he may be able to help.

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Sedate him. Pluck his feathers and give him child sized uggs. Maybe a bandana. With a Zzzzzzzz print on it

Feed him el cheapo tacos for a week filled with laxatives

 

[dr_octagon]

Catphish You have a talent with words, ork ork is too funny.

 

[Catphish]

I've sent a fax to DragoonKain as he may be able to help.

I don't know what this means, but I laughed anyway

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Seriously I would file a noise complaint but that's me

 

[AJUMP23]

Kill it.

 

[Catphish]

Kill it.

Oh, the revenge fantasies are deranged, and plentiful.

 

[dr_octagon]

I don't know what this means, but I laughed anyway

DragoonKain has been tormented by his neighbours for decades. A fax is a document sent via electronic means, telephones or some shit, I dunno.

 

[Catphish]

DragoonKain has been tormented by his neighbours for decades. A fax is a document sent via electronic means, telephones or some shit, I dunno.

I know what a fking fax--

 

[dr_octagon]

Oh, the revenge fantasies are deranged, and plentiful.

 

[GymWolf]

Your wife seems ok with it

 

[poppabk]

Your wife seems ok with it

How does this exist? How did you know it existed? And how were you able to post it so quickly?

 

[p_xavier]

 

[Rest]

My neighbor had a rooster. It was incredibly easy to ignore.
Get over it dude.

 

[dr_octagon]

DragoonKain do you own a fax machine?

 

[*Nightwing]

"I hate my neighbours cock and other erotic stories".

 

[GymWolf]

How does this exist? How did you know it existed? And how were you able to post it so quickly?

It's a relatively famous italian movie that star 2 pretty italian famous actors.

That chick single handedly caused several billions genocides of italians sperm cells during the 90s.

The movie is called chicken park, and it's a chicken parody of jurassic park, it also has bootleg adams family and bootleg scissors hands edward maid, it's pretty fucked up.

Also my gifs game and sense of humor are pretty sharp

 

[DragoonKain]

DragoonKain do you own a fax machine?

No need, I have the solution.

Buy a rooster of your own to go take out his rooster.

 

[strange headache]

As somebody who owns a coop and a proud cock, I'm offended by this thread.

 

[Bragr]

Loud dogs are way worse than a rooster. People shouldnt be able to have roosters and dogs when they live next to othet people. People are so rude, 30 years in jail per animal.

 

[Draugoth]

Get a pet pussy for him.

 

[ValiantTraveler]

 

[Smiggs]

The obvious answer is to create your own personal army of roosters to take care of your neighbors. The old, decrepit rooster will surely die from intimidation and jealousy after seeing your massive, powerful array of co.... err, roosters.

 

[*Nightwing]

No need, I have the solution.

Buy a rooster of your own to go take out his rooster.

The obvious answer is to create your own personal army of roosters to take care of your neighbors. The old, decrepit rooster will surely die from intimidation and jealousy after seeing your massive, powerful array of co.... err, roosters.

I like it! +1 to this idea

 

[dr_octagon]

No need, I have the solution.

Buy a rooster of your own to go take out his rooster.

I can see why your neighbours give you trouble.

 

[DeepEnigma]

As somebody who owns a coop and a proud cock, I'm offended by this thread.

Do you like ranchero music?

 

[Sgt.Asher]

This reminds me of my friend who inherited a shit ass pomeranian that refused to die, lived off of spite and an immunity to opiates( we think he ate morphine his mom dropped).

 

[InfiniteCombo]

It's a relatively famous italian movie that star 2 pretty italian famous actors.

That chick single handedly caused several billions genocides of italians sperm cells during the 90s.

The movie is called chicken park, and it's a chicken parody of jurassic park, it also has bootleg adams family and bootleg scissors hands edward maid, it's pretty fucked up.

Also my gifs game and sense of humor are pretty sharp

Dude I need the name of this movie. The "what the fuck" factor is just too high for me to ignore. I'm gonna wait for when I'm with some friends and we're having some drinks, and put this on, just for the laughs.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[GymWolf]

Dude I need the name of this movie. The "what the fuck" factor is just too high for me to ignore. I'm gonna wait for when I'm with some friends and we're having some drinks, and put this on, just for the laughs.

I wrote the title in the post you quoted.

But it's chicken park.

 

[InfiniteCombo]

I wrote the title in the post you quoted.

But it's chicken park.

Oops. Serves me right for multitasking and only skimming your post.

Maybe looks funny/wacky as hell, I have to watch it

 

[GymWolf]

Oops. Serves me right for multitasking and only skimming your post.

Maybe looks funny/wacky as hell, I have to watch it

You can find the full movie on youtube for free.

But it's in italian language.

Edit: i think there is an english version somewhere in the web...

edit 2 the revenge: well shit, you just need to write chicken park eng on yt...

 

[chromhound]

Steal and cook it

 

[Smiggs]

Steal and cook it

Coq au vin??? Yes... this may be the better route to go.

 

[InfiniteCombo]

You can find the full movie on youtube for free.

But it's in italian language.

Edit: i think there is an english version somewhere in the web...

edit 2 the revenge: well shit, you just need to write chicken park eng on yt...

Alright, I know what I'm gonna be doing one of these coming weekends...

 

[chromhound]

Coq au vin??? Yes... this may be the better route to go.

 

[farmerboy]

Get an air raid siren. Fight fire with fire.

 

[dr_octagon]

Do you like ranchero music?

Who doesn't?

 

[Jennings]

Doesn't sound like anything a couple cases of cervasa can't help.

 

[haxan7]

Invite him over for a dinner. While you eat, play a YouTube instructional video on how to slaughter and process chicken in the background. I recommend picking one where the person doing the slaughtering gets a good blood spatter.

Smile at him throughout the process.

 

[yet_another_alt]

You have to be an extremely light sleeper to actually be awakened by one. My grandfather had like 5 and I still slept til past noon regularly.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Damn no wonder you’re tired.

 

[AlteredForms]

The thread name sounds like a damn music title. Momma's got a brand new bag, but the neighbour's got a rooster!

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

There's only one way to settle this. Cock fight. You know what to cock-a-doodle-do. Come out swinging. That or invite him over for cocktails, it will be poultry in motion.