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I had a rooster as a kid. neighbors complained, one day people from the city showed up and our rooster was gone. parents told me they sent it to live on a rooster farm, which I'm sure means it was put down.

YMMV

 

[BadBurger]

They have a rooster in Chicago? Aren't there laws against that? I know here it's illegal to have a rooster within certain parts of cities - all throughout the state (they're only allowed in designated agricultural areas). Maybe look into that there in IL.

 

[Crayon]

I don't know how the loud animals in the neighborhood survive. I'm not going to kill them but I'm surprised nobody eventually snaps and does it. Actually I guess it would be because nobody crazy is living within earshot.

 

[Rival]

 

[Flash Junkins]

Grew up with roosters. You enjoying that 4:35am mating call? Like trains you can learn to tune that out.

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Your wife seems ok with it

Right I need to research this. What’s it from?

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I have non working nocturnal neighbours.

I’m ready for bed say 10pm they are getting up playing music cooking stinking shit food and generally being loud cunts.

As I have to get up early for work the rooster wouldn’t bother me. Wanna house swap?

 

[GymWolf]

Right I need to research this. What’s it from?

A film called chicken park, all the info are in my previous posts.

 

[Zeroing]

You can hire a chicken whisperer to control that mighty cock!

 

[Spaceman292]

Who doesn't?

The rest of the world

 

[jufonuk]

No need, I have the solution.

Buy a rooster of your own to go take out his rooster.

So you saying he needs to have a cock fight with his neighbour?

 

[AJUMP23]

If anyone ever needed an HOA it is the OP.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Because fucking of course he does.

The incessant barking of dogs, bouncing of basketballs, and blasting ranchero music wasn't enough.

Now I have to hear this crusty-ass, age-addled rooster going off in the morning. And it truly is a fucking pathetic specimen, man. It's very obviously done with being a rooster. It longs for the grave. Only the spiteful will of God keeps its withered heart beating.

It sounds like someone trying to make rooster sounds with a metal kazoo.

ORK--ORRRRRRRRK!

Take it like a morning alarm

 

[Rentahamster]

I'll take that unruly fucking specimen of a cock off of your hands, if you desire.

 

[dr_octagon]

it will be poultry in motion.

 

[Mr Reasonable]

My neighbours years ago had one and my bedroom window overlooked their garden. I had to go sleep downstairs on the other side of the house to get any sleep past 5/6am. Some people may want to or like to get up at that time, but to them, I say imagine someone keeps waking you at 2/3am.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

You might need to go choke that cock out

 

[PapaEmeritus]

Seriously I would file a noise complaint but that's me

Depends where you are, if you're zoned and allowed to have chickens noise complaint won't do anything. Rural babay.

 

[winjer]

Because fucking of course he does.

The incessant barking of dogs, bouncing of basketballs, and blasting ranchero music wasn't enough.

Now I have to hear this crusty-ass, age-addled rooster going off in the morning. And it truly is a fucking pathetic specimen, man. It's very obviously done with being a rooster. It longs for the grave. Only the spiteful will of God keeps its withered heart beating.

It sounds like someone trying to make rooster sounds with a metal kazoo.

ORK--ORRRRRRRRK!

Had a similar problem to yours sometime ago.
Bought some ear plugs, and problem solved.
If you do the same, just remember to keep your ears and plugs clean, before using them.
And mind you that the way you put them inside your ears affects how well they work.

 

[anthony2690]

Time to cockfight!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Depends where you are, if you're zoned and allowed to have chickens noise complaint won't do anything. Rural babay.

Yeah you're correct. So OP what's the context?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Had a similar problem to yours sometime ago.
Bought some ear plugs, and problem solved.
If you do the same, just remember to keep your ears and plugs clean, before using them.
And mind you that the way you put them inside your ears affects how well they work.

I can still hear snorring when using them but they're perfect for background noise like neighbors that vacuum and such.

You're suppose to press them upwards your earhole.

Professionally got my hearing checked a few months ago. My hearing level is that of a 19 year old. I'm 40 in 3 months. NGL made me feel proud/good/special

 

[MastaKiiLA]

Call animal control, and hope your municipality has chickens and roosters classified as livestock, so that your neighbor runs afoul of the laws prohibiting that sort of thing in residential neighborhoods.

We had the same issue. Most-surprising thing was that Unincorporated North Miami Beach actually has laws against it, so animal control made our neighbor get rid of it. Unfortunately, they don't have laws against Sunday morning faith revivals, because another one of our neighbors bugged the hell out of us with that.

 

[hollams]

Saturday morning I awoke and for sure thought I heard some chickens, but I haven't heard them since.

 

[F31 Leopard]

You'll get used to it. I used to live near gamefowl breaders and they have 20-30+ Roosters going off really early in the morning.

 

[Otre]

Fuck the cucks that just suggest earplugs. Why should you tolerate and adapt in your own house what comes from outside when its easily preventable. Call animal control or kill the chicken.