Neill Blomkamp To Direct “RoboCop Returns”

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Direct sequel to the 1987 movie... this pleases me.

Justin Rhodes, who co-wrote the upcoming "Terminator" film which Tim Miller is directing, is rewriting an old script from Ed Neumeier and Michael Miner who penned the original and wrote this as a direct sequel to Verhoeven's original.

The original was followed by two sequels, a mini-series, and a 2014 remake – all of which have been largely forgotten.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/neill-blomkamp-to-direct-robocop-returns/
 
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If it's as gory as the first and has practical blood I'm in
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Only liked District 9 of all Blomkamp movies I've seen so far so I'm not getting my hopes up.

And so far nothing's come close to the original RoboCop in the franchise.
 
The last robocop was pretty decent but i hope this new one has more humor in it.
Agreed. Seems strange to make a "direct sequel" to a movie that had two sequels and a reboot that itself could warrant a solid sequel.

On a more personal note, that quote in the OP angers me: I have not forgotten Robocop 2 and I will not fucking forget Robocop 2.
 
I'm intrigued, but like everyone has pointed out, this guy has only directed one good movie and the rest has been trash.
 
Why do people enjoy these "way after-the-fact" sequels of properties that weren't even that great and have none of the original people involved? Regardless of the name, it's not the same property. We all know it's not going to be the same and will be very little like the original.

In the end, the first Robocop was okay and the second one was mediocre and the 3rd was awful. The reboot was pointless. Just let it die.
 
Neil Blokamp directing it displeases me. The last good he made was District 9 in which a sequel looks unlikely.
I thought District 9 was pretty bad, so this news is even less promising to me.

Verhoeven (excellent director. Watch Turks Fruit for evidence) -> Blomkamp is a massive downgrade.
 
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Sound great. RoboCop is one of my favorite movies of all time. I saw it when I was 7 if I remember right. I didn't like the second one but I like RoboCop 3.

 
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Sound great. RoboCop is one of my favorite movies of all time. I saw it when I was 7 if I remember right. I didn't like the second one but I like RoboCop 3.



Robocop3 is the worst one!

I bet you have 2 and 3 confused.

3 is the dumb one with ninjas and shit. They could not even get Peter Weller to come back as robocop they had to cast a new actor and he was shit. It was the one where they were trying so hard to sell toys and merchandise they targeted a younger audience.

I mean look at this clip. This is GI Joe lvl trash not the serious movie the original Robocop was
 
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Robocop3 is the worst one!

I bet you have 2 and 3 confused.

3 is the dumb one with ninjas and shit. They could not even get Peter Weller to come back as robocop they had to cast a new actor and he was shit. It was the one where they were trying so hard to sell toys and merchandise they targeted a younger audience.

I mean look at this clip. This is GI Joe lvl trash not the serious movie the original Robocop was

Though Robocop does wear a lovely shade of lipstick in 3; is that mango?
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Very nice.
 
I bet they will get peter weller back as an aged robocop and make a big detail about his organics aging and deteriorating and how being a cyborg is giving him brain cancer or something.
 
Abject indifference after the shitshows of Elysium and Chappie.

#metoo...mostly. Elysium's crap except for the badass mercenary antagonist. Bring him back for this Robocop movie and then we're talking.

Blomkamp has been getting away from what people liked about District 9 with each film, though. District 9 is a really dumb visual spectacle about a dude with a pew pew sci-fi gun killing dozens (hundreds?) of one-note bad people and allegorical racists one after another in an almost absurdist satire (the protagonist's plot armor is legendary). It works on that level, but I don't think Blomkamp realizes what level District 9 was working at, hah, since he has less shooting and more laughably self-serious messaging with each film.

There's that, but the Robocop reboot this is following was directed by José Padilha, who did Elite Squad 1&2 (watch both), and while I haven't seen the Robocop reboot I hear it's lame and neutered. I don't think studios really know what they want at this point. José Padilha's independent films in Brazil are hardcore and push the edge and leave an impact on you, just like Paul Verhoeven is known for and what he did in the proper original Robocop. But Hollywood took Padilha and had him make a neutered PG-13 thing that no one really wanted and mostly exists to milk the IP recognition. Padilha was vocally dissatisfied and almost walked during production, too, iirc.

Assessment: order Blomkamp to lay on the camp and the gunfights thick, have someone else write the screenplay, and rate it R. :goog_geek:

Oh hey, someone else *is* writing the screenplay according to the OP, and Blomkamp's films have been R rated and Hollywood is increasingly open to hard R again post-Deadpool. Padilha's Robocop wasn't well-received and they're probably looking to soft reboot the soft reboot or whatever (edit: n/m direct sequel to 1984 original according to OP, cool), so an R here looks plausible. Has the potential to not suck, at least. :goog_unsure:

Probably gonna suck though. Watch Elite Squad 1 & 2 :goog_horns:
 
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Agreed. Seems strange to make a "direct sequel" to a movie that had two sequels and a reboot that itself could warrant a solid sequel.

On a more personal note, that quote in the OP angers me: I have not forgotten Robocop 2 and I will not fucking forget Robocop 2.

Agreed, Robocop 2 is underrated and doesn't deserve to be forgotten.

Now if you want to ignore the third movie and the remake, by all means do so.

Abject indifference after the shitshows of Elysium and Chappie.

I wanted to like Elysium, it was an interesting premise and world, but that's about it.
 
HAH, Cliff and I basically have the same thesis statement. Twitter sucks, though.

 
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Robocop3 is the worst one!

I bet you have 2 and 3 confused.

3 is the dumb one with ninjas and shit. They could not even get Peter Weller to come back as robocop they had to cast a new actor and he was shit. It was the one where they were trying so hard to sell toys and merchandise they targeted a younger audience.

I mean look at this clip. This is GI Joe lvl trash not the serious movie the original Robocop was
I actually like it more than RoboCop 2. I have never liked the tone and I didn't like the kid villian. It didn't even have the theme music. RoboCop 3 isn't a good movie but enjoy watching it.
 
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I think the sequel based on the original trilogy will only confused the audience. To me when I read the title, I thought it meant a sequel to the 2014 remake/reboot.

Also, I think Neill Blomkamp is overrated.
 
I enjoyed rewatched Elysium and Chappie two or three times if only for the tech and action and blood... that plasma rifle thing on that wannabe-Tessier-Ashpool space station (tho I guess it was a torus not a cylinder) or that mecha thing that mullet jackman used to instagib gangsters.

Should at the very least nail the og Robocop aesthetic a lot better than Robocop remake did (which seemed to be trying to outdo the Total Recall remake in sterilizing its source material's aesthetic).
 
<= someone who got bored watching the original RoboCop as a kid.
Could a kid truly appreciate all the satire and social commentary woven in the movie? >.>

My younger self found Starship Troopers disappointing but upon re-watching for the special effects and gore it became one of my favorite sci-fi movies. >.>
 
Have you guys seen Blomkamp's Oats Studios' recent experimental shorts? Here's a few:





 
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Could a kid truly appreciate all the satire and social commentary woven in the movie? >.>

My younger self found Starship Troopers disappointing but upon re-watching for the special effects and gore it became one of my favorite sci-fi movies. >.>


Ya both those Paul Verhoeven movies are deeper than what is on the surface.

Both are his satrical perspectives on fascism. Maybe SST hit us over the head with it a bit more than Robocop1. But still it goes over a lot of peoples heads and they think they are just dumb sifi action movies.
 
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The issue with Neill Blomkamp is that even though he's a great director he also thinks he knows how to write. The problem both with both Elysium and Chappie was the script which was ridiculously simplistic and superficial, if he lets other more qualified people write I bet the movie will be good. But I have no idea who this Justin Rhodes dude is so it might still end up being terrible.
 
Blomkamp is generally a decent enough director but Robocop was a once in a lifetime lighting in a bottle scenario.

Any cynical cash grabs fueled by nostalgia are not going to produce something that can live up to the quality and legacy of the first film. We learned that very well in 2014.

It's been too long since the original, we are in a different era now. Let Robocop be it's own well remembered masterpiece and lets have Hollywood conentrate on new and interesting ideas, take risks on original ideas and new talent.

Even in it's own time they tried to make a sequel to cash in on the surprise popularity of Robocop and it fundamentally misunderstood what made the first film great. While it is mildly entertaining on it's own and has a few interesting ideas Robocop 2 pales in comparison to the first and was a studio crafted cash grab. After Robocop 2...well we won't go down that rabbit hole.

I present to you the undisputed best sequel to Robocop below!

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Robocop3 is the worst one!

I bet you have 2 and 3 confused.

3 is the dumb one with ninjas and shit. They could not even get Peter Weller to come back as robocop they had to cast a new actor and he was shit. It was the one where they were trying so hard to sell toys and merchandise they targeted a younger audience.

I mean look at this clip. This is GI Joe lvl trash not the serious movie the original Robocop was

I don't know, that looked okay to me.
 
Unfortunately I think some the thunder my have been stolen with Upgrade. This maybe a bad idea. I'm not sure what Robocop could do at this point to set itself apart.

First I think you have to address the time and the setting. It just doesn't fit anymore that has to change. Between Terminator and Transformers, what challenge is he going to face that we haven't seen before.

The only thing that might peak my interest is maybe Robocop versus an Alien invasion but even then we are getting into Robotech territory.
 
It looks like Neill Blomkamp wants Peter Weller to play RoboCop:


I hope that happens but Weller hasn't been very interested about RoboCop recently. He even refused to be interviewed for a documentary because he is tired of talking about it. Will money change his mind?
 
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For this to be a success they need to Understand what made Robocop a success. Rated R, Satire, ETc.

Now if they want to go full on action movie schlock I'd say do a damn Robocop vs Terminator movie.
 
I loved Chappie. Why did people have a problem with it? The tone and look of the world even felt very similar to the Robocop universe. Throw in OCP and a few satirical TV ads and move the location to Detroit and it could almost be a Robocop sequel.
 
D9 was a great movie rest of his catalog is kinda meh.

Whatever another Hollywood reboot nostalgia cash grab. Its just like the Predator and Terminator series. Hollywood needs money so they keep trying to cash in on these franchise that developed a loyal fanbase way after the fact.

Predator/Termninator/Robocop all R rated classics. Termninator actually had a great sequel, while Predator and Robocop and decent but not as good second movies. And then all 3 franchises went to shit with 3rd movies and then reboots and sequels galore.

I also find it funny how these 3 R rated violent and often times scary movies became icons and cash cow for kids. 80's early 90's was really odd where every property was sold to children. Even Troma with its exploitation Toxic Avenger got a cartoon LOL.
 
D9 was a great movie rest of his catalog is kinda meh.

Whatever another Hollywood reboot nostalgia cash grab. Its just like the Predator and Terminator series. Hollywood needs money so they keep trying to cash in on these franchise that developed a loyal fanbase way after the fact.

Predator/Termninator/Robocop all R rated classics. Termninator actually had a great sequel, while Predator and Robocop and decent but not as good second movies. And then all 3 franchises went to shit with 3rd movies and then reboots and sequels galore.

I also find it funny how these 3 R rated violent and often times scary movies became icons and cash cow for kids. 80's early 90's was really odd where every property was sold to children. Even Troma with its exploitation Toxic Avenger got a cartoon LOL.

Because $$$. I think Hollywood execs started to realize they can make more money with family-fare movies than edgy R rated flicks.
 
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