NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens
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ElectricBlanketFire
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Here's a confession: I like Super Mario Bros. 2 better than 3.
That story about Emily is so heartbreaking :'( Of course you aren't responsible, confessor. As others have said, it seems you were the beacon of light in Emily's life and you gave her something to be thankful for. She's in a better place now and I hope you can grow up strong like she would want you to.
Confessor who got mugged, there's nothing you could have done. Attacking the muggers could have resulted in severe injury or even death; your friend will know this and you two just experienced rotten luck.
Impregnator seems to be very indignant at the way he's being berated in this thread! I wonder why...is it the infidelity? The sexist-and-proud attitude? The hypocrisy? Narcissism? Perhaps the stupidity? I just don't know. I'm half expecting this to be the women playing a long game and plotting revenge on him together.
Confessor who got mugged, there's nothing you could have done. Attacking the muggers could have resulted in severe injury or even death; your friend will know this and you two just experienced rotten luck.
Impregnator seems to be very indignant at the way he's being berated in this thread! I wonder why...is it the infidelity? The sexist-and-proud attitude? The hypocrisy? Narcissism? Perhaps the stupidity? I just don't know. I'm half expecting this to be the women playing a long game and plotting revenge on him together.
liliththepale
Banned
You all are making me curious about the deleted confession. It's probably for the best, though.
Lots of couples meet online, even in places that aren't explicitly set up for that purpose. I think there are at least three couples who met on GAF too. I'd say just make sure she's not already in a relationship (if you can), and don't send anything explicit or obviously inappropriate.
Lots of couples meet online, even in places that aren't explicitly set up for that purpose. I think there are at least three couples who met on GAF too. I'd say just make sure she's not already in a relationship (if you can), and don't send anything explicit or obviously inappropriate.
ShinRPGamer
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We have talked about the gist of it at least.
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R: Another sister fucker, only this time the sister was underaged (15) when it started.John Kowalski
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i'm a he not a she, get it right confessor
if you have a crush on me you at least know that
if you have a crush on me you at least know that
Too late Kev, check your inbox ;-*
liliththepale
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We have talked about the gist of it at least.
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Ugh, yeah. No way I can get behind that. Hopefully it was fake then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You're a real cutie, but given my confession and similar ones, falling in love seems like a terrible idea in general.
Also yer a guy m8 heheh
Hope you like my hilarious and clever tweets tho
I disagree, my current girlfriend of 6 years I met on an internet forum and had similar feelings to the confessor. Unless he's doing something that is absolutely creepy I don't think there's anything wrong with having a crush through GAF. You do what you feel is right though confessor, as long as you don't overstep bounds. A PM or hello is probably fine.
Re: Love on the internet, I think it works for a lot of people because they'd meet people they wouldn't otherwise meet in real life. Plenty of my friends found their partners on forums, WoW, reddit, etc. I personally prefer to meet people in person at first, but if meeting people online works for others, then more power to them 
Oh I don't just like your tweets, I
them.
Actually, I guess that still just means I like them, but I wanted an excuse to post that slick animation.
Because not everything has to be terrible?
John Kowalski
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Admiral Woofington
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I've had crushes on people online. Even had a crush on a girl in gaf. Didn't do anything about it as at that point I knew better. The one time the attraction was mutual we lived far away from each other and both were in school. Shit just fizzled out to be honest and we eventually stopped talking to each other as life went on.
I wouldn't say that online relationships don't work but the ones that do when you're far away from each other are few and far in between. If you're like me and simply aren't in places or do activities where you'd have a chance to find a so, online dating is an option.
I wouldn't say that online relationships don't work but the ones that do when you're far away from each other are few and far in between. If you're like me and simply aren't in places or do activities where you'd have a chance to find a so, online dating is an option.
If they tell then within the next day the crush gets a PM they'll know
Also it would be strange to put someone random in the spotlight like that
Admiral Woofington
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Let's not put people on the spot. It just makes shit awkward and chances are they'd have an idea of who it is.
That's why I like you john
I joined a forum during high-school purely because a classmate I had a crush on posted there. We interacted on there like once and I never told her how I felt IRL but posting there made me a better person so I guess it turned out okay.
It's not a dysfunctional environment because it's not normal. It's a dysfunctional environment because you're all entering into a relationship for all the wrong reasons.
Confession: I feel the same way. And I prefer 'World' to both of them.
Arkos
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Falcs
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Hmm..
So I just made a slight observation about Sister Fucker... I think he's Australian...
"heaps...."
"heaps...."
That's a word we use heaps down here in Aus. And from the times I've been to the US, I'm pretty sure you guys don't really use it much, huh?
Just a curious thought...
So I just made a slight observation about Sister Fucker... I think he's Australian...
BTW, we did it again last night at her place. So damn good!
After I sent in the last email I got a bit horny, so I texted her if she was up for a lil' sum'n sum'n, and she was..
She has a roommate, but she doesn't suspect a thing. None of our friends do. They all just think we like to hang out together heaps (which we do) and are just really close siblings (which we are).
"heaps...."
"heaps...."
That's a word we use heaps down here in Aus. And from the times I've been to the US, I'm pretty sure you guys don't really use it much, huh?
Just a curious thought...
Admiral Woofington
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Of course he had to be Australian. He was putting the shrimp in the Barbie.
Professor Beef
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He was the dingo, and she was the baby
Going by how it was presented, I'd think the opposite.
SmackAttack
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No it doesn't. Being romantic does not have anything to do with sexism. That's why they're different and one is good and one is bad.
But you'll cheat on her again and again wanting to get those girls pregnant because of your "fetish"? That's not at all what you do when you love someone with all your heart.
Like I said before, you're all crazy, but whatever. I hope for your sake things go fine but stop acting like everyone else here who's replied to this is in the wrong. You did the disgusting thing, put the three of you in this situation, and have to deal with it. No one who's replied has said anything wrong and you haven't exactly proven to be a trustworthy person. Learn from this and please make this whole "relationship" work.
I wonder how many of these are just made up. I have my own confession: I sent in a fake confession once when this entire thing was run by ronito about 4-5 years ago. I was a freshmen in highschool, and not in a good place mentally. It was obviously fake and the funny part was that I immediately sent a follow-up email telling him not to post it because it was fake. I've felt guilt and embarrassment ever since.
Tear me apart GAF, I deserve it!
Tear me apart GAF, I deserve it!
You are literally the worst.
The odd part was that ronito posted a confession that was nearly identical to my made up one, and they both revolved around similar fantasies (having a gf, cheating, sex, etc). I'm absolutely convinced that the majority of fakes are the ones that are about sex and cheating and other fantasies that the confessor can't live out. It's pretty fascinating, really.
John Kowalski
Banned
I actually sent a confession years and years ago (like the first thread or something) and its veracity was highly disputed, but truth is it was not a lie at all, all of it was true and i took great pleasure in people's incredulity.
Wow, the fuck happened today? Deleted confessions, more incest, another follow up from Impregnator guy. And here i was playing games while hungover.
Btw Impregnator, you must have quite an ego. So what you did was okay, and we are all wrong?... I get it. I really do. When Jenny beat you up it made you stupid.
Btw Impregnator, you must have quite an ego. So what you did was okay, and we are all wrong?... I get it. I really do. When Jenny beat you up it made you stupid.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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You know, I was just trucking along and then
At least this one didn't involve incest ...You know, I was just trucking along and then
Milksheikhs
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Impregnator,
The reason people are saying you're going to have a dysfunctional environment is not because its polyamorous or anything like that. It's because you come off as not knowing what the extent of what you've really done or can fully appreciate the consequences. The impression you're giving is "cool now I have two women to compete for me" (this is demonstrated when you talk about how Jenny is trying to be cute in your last confession). You think pregnancy is some kind of hot fetish joke for you. It's not. It can be a unique and rewarding experience, but it's incredibly difficult even for just two people who are actively trying to get pregnant and weren't just dumped into this situation by the thoughtless actions of another. Again, you're like "sharing a bed with two hotties is gonna be awesome" What about when these two women are heavily pregnant and get up every five minutes to pee and have awful aches and pains and heartburn. Are you ready to emotionally be there for both women when they're puking their brains out from morning sickness? Or when they're anxious about being a good mother? Everything you've said so far has been about you and your feelings and how this is awesome for you. It doesn't seem like you are fully grasping that it isn't about you anymore. Being a dad or any kind of parent means putting the kid and the mother before yourself (and I dont mean forgoing self-care..I mean being selfless). And so far you've put your wants and desires before the people who care about you. That's why people on here are saying what they are.
The reason people are saying you're going to have a dysfunctional environment is not because its polyamorous or anything like that. It's because you come off as not knowing what the extent of what you've really done or can fully appreciate the consequences. The impression you're giving is "cool now I have two women to compete for me" (this is demonstrated when you talk about how Jenny is trying to be cute in your last confession). You think pregnancy is some kind of hot fetish joke for you. It's not. It can be a unique and rewarding experience, but it's incredibly difficult even for just two people who are actively trying to get pregnant and weren't just dumped into this situation by the thoughtless actions of another. Again, you're like "sharing a bed with two hotties is gonna be awesome" What about when these two women are heavily pregnant and get up every five minutes to pee and have awful aches and pains and heartburn. Are you ready to emotionally be there for both women when they're puking their brains out from morning sickness? Or when they're anxious about being a good mother? Everything you've said so far has been about you and your feelings and how this is awesome for you. It doesn't seem like you are fully grasping that it isn't about you anymore. Being a dad or any kind of parent means putting the kid and the mother before yourself (and I dont mean forgoing self-care..I mean being selfless). And so far you've put your wants and desires before the people who care about you. That's why people on here are saying what they are.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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The Virgin Polygamist Cult Leader is back, with... well, an actual regular person kinda confession:
Look buddy:
First, I'm happy you've moved on from your ex. That's good! And second, if I remember right, you're quite young. There's nothing unnatural about being a virgin at your age. It's fine! And if you feel like a scumbag when you text other girls, you probably really like this girl! Which is good.
Don't worry. Just try to enjoy yourself.
Look buddy:
First, I'm happy you've moved on from your ex. That's good! And second, if I remember right, you're quite young. There's nothing unnatural about being a virgin at your age. It's fine! And if you feel like a scumbag when you text other girls, you probably really like this girl! Which is good.
Don't worry. Just try to enjoy yourself.
NotTheGuyYouKill
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The guy who's life was collapsing is back with a follow-up:
Join the k-k-k-k-klub
Join the k-k-k-k-klub
OnettHansen
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I think it's pretty obvious it's me
dreamcastmaster
Banned
The heart wants what it wants... but sometimes, the brain's right about it being time to move on:
Sorry, I needed an Endless Sunshine gif. Look bro, we both know this isn't healthy. You don't need to 'forget' but you need to let go. She's become a mental block for you. She's just a girl, she isn't a measuring stick.
You got used as a comfort blanket as soon as she saw the university was good and all the new dick she dropped you. Why the fuck years layer are you still thinking about her? She used you move on mate, stop living on the past.
One of my best friends is polyamorous, if I linked her to this story she'd probably throw up.
My sister is 1.5 years younger than me and we both still live at home so it can't be me
Holy shit. I just cried my eyes out.
This is my life right now. It's insane confessor. Trying to cheer someone up against all odds really takes a toll on you. It isn't your fault confessor. I don't want to give up either.
She would also wonder why you hangout in a place like this, full of evil doers and mischief.
For her sanity, don't.
TickleMeElbow
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I don't drink anymore because I developed alcoholic cirrhosis at 26. After 2.5 years of sobriety, my liver function is normal, and I don't have any symptoms.
I tell most people irl (only a few friends and select family members know the truth) that I don't drink because I'm allergic to alcohol. Some people ask me if I've ever been drunk before, and I tell them "yeah". They ask what happens when I drink, and I tell them "it's not pleasant". If they press further I tell them I "end up in the ER".
I don't know if I should just keep going with the allergy angle or not. I've never been in a serious relationship (just petty middle/high school shit and random flings), and if I were to be in one I'll have to be truthful eventually since I have to get blood tests and ultrasounds every 6 months. I just turned 29 too, and I still feel like I'm goddamn 22 year old. They say addicts sort of stop growing emotionally when they become addicts, which feels true for me.
Shit's kinda fucked.
EDIT:
So I guess we're supposed to send these to OP?
Well fuck lol.
I tell most people irl (only a few friends and select family members know the truth) that I don't drink because I'm allergic to alcohol. Some people ask me if I've ever been drunk before, and I tell them "yeah". They ask what happens when I drink, and I tell them "it's not pleasant". If they press further I tell them I "end up in the ER".
I don't know if I should just keep going with the allergy angle or not. I've never been in a serious relationship (just petty middle/high school shit and random flings), and if I were to be in one I'll have to be truthful eventually since I have to get blood tests and ultrasounds every 6 months. I just turned 29 too, and I still feel like I'm goddamn 22 year old. They say addicts sort of stop growing emotionally when they become addicts, which feels true for me.
Shit's kinda fucked.
EDIT:
So I guess we're supposed to send these to OP?
Well fuck lol.
AzureSkies
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