NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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This motherfucker is back, goddamn. Someone link to the old confession for the newbies.
 
This isn't a big confession but it's the only one I feel comfortable enough to send.

I have never had Pizza. Everyone is shocked when I tell them this. It has just never appealed to me.

I plan on changing that before the end of the year. But yeah, there is my confession.

(I know I could have posted this normally but I thought it'd be fun to send a confession in instead)
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There is no way this is possible you son of a bitch
 
Confessor either had a really sad childhood or has been actively avoiding pizza as some sort of masochistic play, which honestly is just a subset of the former. I don't buy this "It has just never appealed to me" malarkey. Unless you've also never enjoyed pasta, sandwiches and other bread/cheese/tomato meals, that's bogus. Bogus.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
There is no way this is possible you son of a bitch
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I've had pizza exactly twice in my life (once in elementary school, and I gave it a second chance freshman year in college) and thought it was awful both times. You're aren't missing a thing, guy.

I eat like a goddamn child and no one should ever listen to my opinion on food.
 
liliththepale said:
Confessor either had a really sad childhood or has been actively avoiding pizza as some sort of masochistic play, which honestly is just a subset of the former. I don't buy this "It has just never appealed to me" malarkey. Unless you've also never enjoyed pasta, sandwiches and other bread/cheese/tomato meals, that's bogus. Bogus.
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Yup, avoiding it just to be "that guy" and get attention, like those people that don't watch TV.
 
I think this will be the last confession of the night. Sorry it's been going a bit slow last couple of days, quite busy with school. I'll try to keep the pace up a bit.

So this isn’t really a confession per say but here’s a story that happened to me about a mystery bag giving you something nobody wants in the worst way possible. It was a couple of years ago at my first anime convention with a friend.



A vendor was selling mystery bags for 20 bucks as the vendor hall was closing up. I bought one feeling lucky.



The bag contained two items. The first was a CD soundtrack of Shakugan no Shana. A decent grab for a mystery bag but that’s not the focus here.



The second item from the mystery bag was and I swear this is true, a love blanket (not a love pillow, a love blanket) of an underage girl with tape covering her nipples and vagina.



I see this and both my friend and me are immediately disgusted by what we’re seeing and then think “ Oh shit I have to get rid of this.”



Initially I had planned to go demand a refund or exchange for the item but because the vendor hall was closing and I wasn't allowed back inside, I decided to sell it in order to get some of my money back.



Two people were walking by and heard me talk about it with my friend who at this point is just laughing that they would put something like this in a mystery bag. They asked what I needed to get rid of and after showing and explaining what I had and how I got the item in question they told me I was going to have a very hard time selling and I should just try to get rid of it (sound advice in hindsight).



So after a while I still had it, because even if I wanted to sell it, I wasn’t going to nor could I wave it around in public.



Eventually, somehow I got someone to buy it from me for $2.50 after I told him my story. At the time I was glad I could get some money out of it, but now I wish I had just gotten rid of it to save me some stress.



Technically this is where the story ends but just recently, I found out something about the character in question that was… interesting for lack of a better word.



Have any of you heard of a manga called Kodomo No Jikan? It is essentially is about a little girl who has a crush on her teacher and decides to pursue him. To put it mildly, it’s an ecchi show where all the girls are elementary school students.



At the time I didn't know who the fuck she was. But now, after realizing she's from a series so notoriously squicky that Seven Seas had to drop it faster then a hot potato, I kind of have to laugh about it.



If nothing else, it confirms that I am a normal enough person to be utterly grossed out by seeing a naked underage girl in a provocative pose.



So the moral of the story is when you get a blanket of a naked underage Girl from a notorious manga series and you can't go back to the vendor for a refund/exchange, you just freaking get rid of it..
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shem935 said:
But they were all 1000 year old dragons I thought?
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I don't think anyone, even in animegaf would argue for the existence of Kodomo No Jikan.

Hell, I refuse to watch it based on what I've heard, and animegaf knows I've seen some shit.


>_>

Edit: then again, gaf tends to have someone who likes or defends everything (seriously, some of the stuff people like is weird), so i wouldn't be completely surprised if i was wrong.
 
I guess that proves how out of touch I am with anime. It's probably just me generalizing a fan base that has a bad wrap but I'm surprised you all came to a consensus that it would be a hard sell. I'm so clueless I'd probably cut a hole in the blanket and tease the con-goers like a bull fighter until my ass gets kicked out.
 
NoFaceNico said:
I guess that proves how out of touch I am with anime. It's probably just me generalizing a fan base that has a bad wrap but I'm surprised you all came to a consensus that it would be a hard sell. I'm so clueless I'd probably cut a hole in the blanket and tease the con-goers like a bull fighter until my ass gets kicked out.
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If it was an easy sell it probably wouldn't have ended up in a mystery bag to begin with.
 
Blanket man: You could have tried to erase the color print by putting it in a bucket of bleach, Sodium hypochlorite to be specific. Of course you'd have to be cautious with that stuff (use gloves, don't inhale, rinse the cloth well with water afterwards and wash it in a machine with other white stuff) but it might have cleared out the picture.
 
Drayco21 said:
I've had pizza exactly twice in my life (once in elementary school, and I gave it a second chance freshman year in college) and thought it was awful both times. You're aren't missing a thing, guy.

I eat like a goddamn child and no one should ever listen to my opinion on food.
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Supertaster? OCD? Why man!?!?!

I'm the same
 
Oh shit wtf is that game they played!!

Soulfucker kind of doesn't really do it for me, I can't read it all, they're so nuts it's just like trying to read another language. I need a tl;dr for the soulfucker posts
 
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared said:
This isn't anonymous either, but I've been wanting to get this off my chest as well.

So I went to this summer school when I was like, 11, not a summer school like going to class, this place had a rock climbing wall and it was sports and shit all day. I was a real big kid in height and weight, and there was this guy Harry, he was older than me, but he was tiny, and he had it in for me for whatever reason. Cos I was so big, he was tiny, and he could turn on the waterworks, he was telling the staff I was bullying him, even though there was no evidence, no marks, whatever.

Anyway, one day he stole all my yugioh cards. And it was really obvious, but he convinced the staff I was lying, and I got into trouble for accusing him. So he was the top of the climbing wall later that day, and my temper just snapped or whatever, and I knocked him off the top of the wall, and he broke his arm. I didn't get into trouble for that cos I ran away and he was eventually found out to have stolen loads of yugioh cards, not just mine. But I still feel kinda bad about it.
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There's nothing you can do now, it's already done.

I guess you should take comfort in the fact that at least the staff was finally made aware of his shitty behavior. (I would say the broken arm may have also made him think twice but I'm not that optimistic)

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Well, everyone has their limits. Seems like it isn't just to your wife's tastes. At least you two seem happy together!
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Clowns throw pies at people, right? Maybe you could hire a clown and get them to throw pies at your wifey and take photos of that (do it around Halloween or April Fool's or something so you could explain it away as a prank/joke).
 
TheOnlyOneHeEverFeared said:
This isn't anonymous either, but I've been wanting to get this off my chest as well.

So I went to this summer school when I was like, 11, not a summer school like going to class, this place had a rock climbing wall and it was sports and shit all day. I was a real big kid in height and weight, and there was this guy Harry, he was older than me, but he was tiny, and he had it in for me for whatever reason. Cos I was so big, he was tiny, and he could turn on the waterworks, he was telling the staff I was bullying him, even though there was no evidence, no marks, whatever.

Anyway, one day he stole all my yugioh cards. And it was really obvious, but he convinced the staff I was lying, and I got into trouble for accusing him. So he was the top of the climbing wall later that day, and my temper just snapped or whatever, and I knocked him off the top of the wall, and he broke his arm. I didn't get into trouble for that cos I ran away and he was eventually found out to have stolen loads of yugioh cards, not just mine. But I still feel kinda bad about it.
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Stealing Yu-Gi-Oh! cards? You should've sent that bastard directly to the Shadow Realm.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
There is no way this is possible you son of a bitch
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I didn't like pizza as a kid, the first time I tasted it was in the elementary's school cafeteria. Turns out that pizza was so shitty I tought all the pizza was like that. I was very wrong.

shem935 said:
But they were all 1000 year old dragons I thought?
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Ha, it's funny because I married Nowi. Really, I don't mind lolicon, not my cup of tea, though, but I like lolis.
 
Dryk said:
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Perfect haha.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
What.
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Kids experiment. This doesn't surprise me.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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How appropriate after all the pegging

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
I think this will be the last confession of the night. Sorry it's been going a bit slow last couple of days, quite busy with school. I'll try to keep the pace up a bit.
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What a story. Moral of the story: Refuse Mystery bags at anime conventions?

Mailbox said:
I don't think anyone, even in animegaf would argue for the existence of Kodomo No Jikan.

Hell, I refuse to watch it based on what I've heard, and animegaf knows I've seen some shit.
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I've never even heard of it til now O.o. Should I turn in my anime fan card?
 
Mailbox said:
I don't think anyone, even in animegaf would argue for the existence of Kodomo No Jikan.

Hell, I refuse to watch it based on what I've heard, and animegaf knows I've seen some shit.


>_>

Edit: then again, gaf tends to have someone who likes or defends everything (seriously, some of the stuff people like is weird), so i wouldn't be completely surprised if i was wrong.
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I have tons of experience with anime, and since I chose to judge Kodomo no Jikan for itself back in the day I can say in absolute confidence:

- The manga is about combating CSA and stopping abuse from family members (at least what I read up to).
- The anime is pedo pandering bullshit that highlights the little girl's learnt behaviour and makes it all out to be some taboo relationship between teacher and child where the teacher is legit considering starting a relationship with a child (in the manga the teacher rejects advances and investigates her home situation, revealing her sick as shit cousin who's grooming her).

I've watched anime for over a decade now (religiously watching it for about 8 of then), and Kodomo no Jikan is still one of the worst I've watched. I regret it.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
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I definately played these kinds of games when I was a kid. I remember being about 7 or 8 and playing dramatic games where one person had had a road accident or something and the other was their lover/husband whatever trying revive them and lamenting the tragedy. And we would lay on top of each other and kiss, not naked though this was in the garden.

It was definately sexual, but in an innocent childish way. I did mutual masturbation at a similar age but that was during sleepovers and under the covers.
 
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