NeoGAF Anonymous Confessions 2015 - Bare Your Burdens

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NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Move on. Stop being a hypocrite. Find happiness with someone else.
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Confessor, when my ex went to college she fucked a guy on Halloween too. Except she lied about it for years after to keep us together. And that was just the first one I didn't know about. Consider yourself lucky and get the fuck over it.
 
This isn't an anonymous confession thread, it's the modern equivalent of the 'Dear Penthouse' letters. Frustrated writers trying to one up each other with increasingly debauched tales of sordid woe.

Honestly I hadn’t been sure she was going to show up. I had the pic from 6 years ago but who knew what she looked like now? I opened the door and my jaw dropped. It was Babs and she was stunning!
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I do not believe you.

I have a tiny GoPro style camera and a hidden pouch now to film sessions. Porn with yourself as the star is amazing.
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I do not believe you.

But in terms of entertainment value this thread is still pretty compelling so whatever....,
 
I hate seeing myself screw... so no, I'm not a massive fan of recording the act. I'm not particularly narcissistic though.

Unrelated, that alcoholic wife fucker story was a pretty good one. Bizarre enough to be true. :)
 
industrian said:
Trophies.
The thrill of potentially being caught.
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Psychotext said:
I hate seeing myself screw... so no, I'm not a massive fan of recording the act. I'm not particularly narcissistic though.
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The "candid" (let's just call it what it is, non-consensual) videos, bareback humping "young, naive" girls and his attitude towards the wife point to a very high level of narcissism; not to mention disrespect for women. I have no issue with paying for sex, but the way Confessor goes about his lifestyle leaves a lot to be desired.

As for the story about Babs, that was quite the twist at the end! Great read :)
 
Busty said:
This isn't an anonymous confession thread, it's the modern equivalent of the 'Dear Penthouse' letters. Frustrated writers trying to one up each other with increasingly debauched tales of sordid woe.



I do not believe you.



I do not believe you.

But in terms of entertainment value this thread is still pretty compelling so whatever....,
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I find them nutty enough to be believable. It's pretty in line with previous years. While some might be untrue, there's no way of knowing that just because a story is crazy, it's not true.

However I've noticed that there's a definite uptick in confessions that are "unpostable". Definite lies or nonsensical ramblings or just.... Deranged and fearful missives. Last year there were just two stories that weren't posted out of everything received. This year I have a dozen confessions in the side that I'm not sure I feel comfortable posting.

And a definite upswing in depressive/suicidal confessions.
 
Are there still early messages that haven't been posted? I sent one in at the start and I'm wondering if the emailer I used fucked up.
 
CCS said:
Are there still early messages that haven't been posted? I sent one in at the start and I'm wondering if the emailer I used fucked up.
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NTGYK is being a reaaaaal miser with the confessions this year. He's sitting on a whole boatload of 'em just laughing as we beg for scraps.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
My plan might have backfired. The backlog is getting kind of big.

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Hey guys, there's gonna be a flood tonight! Maybe.
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Fiction said:
I've sent one in twice in previous years, and nothing I've ever sent got posted. I gave it up for a bad job. Maybe I suck at using anon mailing thingys.
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Yeah, I tried sending one anonymously the first week and it hasn't been shown yet. I'm starting to believe I somehow messed up the email sending.
 
Damn, I completely missed this thread this year due to me never visiting off-topic. I totally should visit this part of GAF more often. Reading through the whole thread right now.
 
Years ago, there was a girl who was a customer at my office. I was smitten with her and wanted to ask her out, but couldn't quite find the courage. One day, after a few years of her doing business with us, I see her on the schedule and decide that it's time to just do it and ask her to an upcoming concert that I knew she would like (we discussed music a lot). I asked her how she was doing, and she replied "my boyfriend proposed to me!" and flashed a beautiful engagement ring. I was kinda shellshocked because she hadn't mentioned having a boyfriend to me before and I was left all disappointed that I didn't find out sooner instead of swooning for her for so long.

She kept coming in to my office over the months after the reveal. Every time we would talk, I felt myself falling for her just a little bit more. She wasn't flirting hard or anything, but there was definitely something there between us - despite her pending engagement. So one day we were talking and I made a reference to The Little Mermaid that made her laugh her ass off. Then she looked at me with a smile and said "you should have asked me out when I was single - we could have had some fun."

Naturally I was floored for several reasons. First, she kinda let on that she would have been interested in at least trying to date me. Second, she DIDN'T have a boyfriend the whole time I had known her, so I missed out on a real opportunity. Third, she liked me in some way and I liked her in some way and there was nothing that could be done about it. It sucked.
After she left that day, I was talking to a co-worker. The co-worker has a messed up sense of humor like I do, so we were talking about the whole situation and joking around about it. I said "you know, given everything, I hope that her fiancé dies so that we can be together." My co-worker told me to take it back, but I wouldn't - partially because we were joking around and I wanted to seem like some depraved guy and partially because I actually wanted it to come true.

So a few months pass and my love has an appointment that she misses. I can't get a hold of her, so I leave her a message to reschedule. Weeks pass without hearing from her. I leave several messages and even send a postcard to check in with her. But nothing. A year passes. Nothing.

Finally a year and a half later, I'm out with some friends at a rooftop bar in town. I'm talking to a few people when, out of the corner of my eye, I see her sitting down by a tiki torch. I walk to her and she puts on a big smile. We hug and I ask her where she had been - it had never been more than a few months between her visits and we were on 18. Her smile fades - not completely, but to a point just about neutrality. She says that life had been pretty bad for a while. Her fiancé had died on his motorcycle around the time of the appointment she had missed.

I almost threw up. My stomach felt like it was going to explode. All of my senses dulled and I was stuck in place, unable to move. Had I actually killed her fiancé by wishing it so? She seemed like it was still a hurt in her life, but that she was getting past it with the time. We chatted for a bit, but I couldn't stop thinking to myself that I had murdered her fiancé with my mind!

My friends were calling me over to them, so I told her that I had to go. She said that it was nice seeing me after all this time and that we should get together one night. She gave me her number and we parted ways.

I never called her. I couldn't.
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You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
 
I'm in a group of friends and it's all good, except for one person who I really dislike. Reason I dislike him is because he obviously dislikes me. Long story short he completely ignores everything I say but pays attention to others except for one time where he just laughed at and insulted me because I liked something he doesn't. Other than that I'm completely invisible to him. I've never told anyone else in my group that I dislike him because he's one of those people who are really popular and I know the moment I say I don't like him they'll just turn on me and take his side.
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Be honest. You call a spade a spade, a flower a flower, and a douchebag a douchebag. Either that or get new friends. Or directly talk to him.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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Seriously. Nothing more than a coincidence. I hope you give her a call.
 
Back in elementary school, my family had moved to a new town. A few months after the move, my parents thought it would be a good idea to invite my brother's and my friends from the old town over for a sleepover. I don't remember exactly what we were doing, but we were playing some game in the basement, with the lights off. Now this is fairly innocuous so get your mind out of the gutter. During this game, I picked up a small football and just threw it and it hit someone. My brother turned on the lights and was extremely pissed and asked who did it. I apparently hit him in the head with it but I didn't say a word, and never told him it was me. So GAF, you now know the truth even though my brother doesn't (and he probably wouldn't care anymore)
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Goddamn, son.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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Are you kidding me? God dammit, confessor. What a wasted opportunity. You're not a shinigami.
 
Also, links have been updated.

Probably gonna be slow updates from me over the next few days. Taking part in my sister's wedding (no there's no incest involved that's disgusting), rehearsal dinner tomorrow, wedding day after.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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Pure coincidence. You didn't kill him.

If wishes like that actually worked, how many people do you think there would be alive today?
Answer: most likely none
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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Man, I know a lot of people believe in all kinds of superstitions, but it's not real. It might feel real to you but you can't wish someone dead. You should seriously call her.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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Yo tell her to PM me breh

CesspoolofHatred said:
Also, links have been updated.

Probably gonna be slow updates from me over the next few days. Taking part in my sister's wedding (no there's no incest involved that's disgusting), rehearsal dinner tomorrow, wedding day after.
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So... She's single now? Your move confessor, call her and "comfort" her.

You have to tell your brother confessor, it's the only way. He's probably been waiting for you to confess about hitting him with that football.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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This would freak me out so much. I don't think I'd be able to remove the horrified look I'd have if that happened to me.

But yeah it was just a coincidence and I'd say you should call her assuming not too much time has past.
 
CesspoolofHatred said:
Wasn't there that one guy whose GF broke up with him for playing too many vidya games and he pretty much did this exact thing?

Why does EVERYONE look at the fucking Twitter, man?
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The looker wants to be convinced that their ex's life is as miserable as their life is. Obviously, that usually backfires.

I remember when my ex did something somewhat similar for a while. I even made a (boring) confession about it in the past.
 
Fiction said:
The twitter/Facebook stalking and feeling bad because your ex is happier than you confuses me. Most people don't put bad shit on their Facebook and try to keep up an air of 'wow look at how awesome my life is!'. Just remember than and pretend they are miserable and just hiding like 99% of the population.
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I see a mix. Some people only put positive stuff, others only whine and put up stuff that makes it seem like they are miserable.
 
Fiction said:
Maybe it's just me then. I mean, I'm going through a rough period, surgeries and chemo and shit, and I only update 'surgery went well, all is good!'

And once whined about chemo but in a self deprecating amusing way :p

I bet most of my Facebook friends would be shocked to even know I was sick lol
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Not just you, I hear plenty of others see similar stuff (only positive) on their timelines and stuff lol. I just personally see a mix with who I follow/friend on both twitter/FB.

I personally just post whatever. Like most people who follow me on twitter know I've had eye problems for the last 2+ years because I don't have a problem posting about it.

Also you're sick? :(
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
You should have called her. It's a messed up coincidence, nothing more, pal. Trust me, I've been there. Obviously not as extreme as to someone dying... But I imagined something bad happening, and it did... And I wondered, "did I cause that?"

But no, because it was a freaky coincidence, no more. Man had a motorcycle. He crashed. He died it sucks, buy it happens. We make our own choices.
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Its a coincidence, nothing more. Don't try to think that it was your fault for something that had nothing to do with you confessor. Unless you had a magic genie or a death note, stop putting these guilt trip thoughts in your head.

NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Be honest. You call a spade a spade, a flower a flower, and a douchebag a douchebag. Either that or get new friends. Or directly talk to him.
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If you don't get along with them, stop pretending you get along with them just so that you can stay with that group. If those other people in that group are remotely friends in any sense of the word, they won't abandon you. And even if they do, now you know, screw them. They weren't worth the effort to having to deal with a jerk every day.
 
HOLY SHIT THE IMPREGNATION FETISH GUY IS BACK AND THINGS WENT FUCKING MENTAL CAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND FOUND OUT

So it's me again, the guy with the impregnation fetish. I always realized that it wasn't entirely fair what I was doing to my gf, but because of the (unfairly) harsh words I read in response to my confession, I took it a step further and ... told my gf about it. Everything.

This lead to two things, good and bad. Bad thing's first, she started a fight, was shouting, crying, blaming me a lot and such. I just stood there and accepted the punches and slaps quietly. I didn't know how to excuse myself that moment. There probably aren't any excuses, admittedly. She stopped when suddenly blood was running all over my face, must have punched me against the forehead a little too effectively. She looked at me in shock, frozen in place, then ran to the bathroom, bringing bandages and stuff. I told her I'm fine, no need to force herself to doing that. She just told me to shut up and treated the wound. While she was taking care of it, me on my knees so she could reach the spot (I'm rather big, she's adorably tiny), I could see her chest going up and down extremly quickly. She was ... so in shock about it all. That´s when I broke and started crying myself. So I said 'sorry' and then kept repeating that. She finished the bandages and then just stood right in front of/above me. 'Why are you such an asshole? And why do I love you?' she then said. When she said that and I looked up, looking into her wide teary eyes, I was about to jump out of the window (5th floor), ending myself for being such a piece of shit. I kept apologizing, only thing I could do.

She then abruptly left me there, me still on my knees in the living room. She came back from our bedroom where she went, approached me, slapped my so hard in the face that the bandages around my head turned deeper red, then straightened her right arm and showed me a little box. It was the box with the engagement ring I bought for her, since I had planned to propose later this year. I thought she didn't know about it. 'I am now your woman. Only me,you understand that?!', she told me with a serious, stern look on her face. I was just staring at her, confused from everything. 'Understood?!', she repeated, yelling this time. I quietly mumbled 'okay'. She wanted me to put the ring on her finger. I did. She slapped me hard again, then told me to kiss her. And that's that.

We sat down together after that and talked about the whole situation. Her first reaction was for me to tell that other girl to abort. I answered my gf that not only is it not my decision to abort that baby, I'm also strictly against abortion anyway. Not for religious, but moral reasons (people keep choosing arbitrary time limits whether if a cell clump deserves to live or not - when in truth fact is that, if you just let it develop, it will definitely turn into a human being. And that is murder in my opinion, and trumps the right to your own body). She was about to jump at me again, but I added that it'd be obscene to force a baby's abortion while having one ourselves. Like, we're killing one son/daughter, and let one son/daughter live, just because. She calmed down, cried again, and understood. We sat there for hours, mostly quietly thinking, looking at each other. Towards the end, I made a proposal that she found fair: Tomorrow, I will talk to the other girl and offer her to become
some sort of surrogate mother for the baby. Meaning, me and my gf ... fiancee, actually now, will adopt the baby once it's born. No responsibilities for that girl. I have no idea if that will work out, but it's the best and fairest solution. My fiancee later on even warmed really up to the idea, saying how having two children that can be siblings is a lot nicer than having only one lonely child.

So that's that. I saw that a lot of you wished me quite the opposite of 'good luck', but I guess karma gave me a chance. And I will make use of it. I definitely won't ever cheat on her again and I will do anything to grant her a happy life. I don't want to see her cry like that every again. Hope you guys wish us good luck this time.
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