NeoGAF Mafia |OT7| Make friends, then kill them (SIGNUPS OPEN, NEW PLAYERS WELCOME)

Dont Forget the Best Part.

You will recieve a role pm from your GM before the game starts. That is usualy 24~48 hours before the game starts.

The excitement of seeing the yellow message icon lit up, followed by the crushing disappointment when you read ordinary town!
 
The excitement of seeing the yellow message icon lit up, followed by the crushing disappointment when you read ordinary town!

I like being ordinary town. You live longer, and that's the best ability a good player can have.
 
I like being ordinary town. You live longer, and that's the best ability a good player can have.

I claimed ordinary town once. I got lynched for it.

Don't believe the crustacean's lies.
 
Being Ordinary Town gives you freedom and shows who the best players are. If you're crutching on power roles to do your scum hunting, you have failed.
 
I'm crutching on better players to do my scum hunting.
 
I'm just trying to maintain a great shitpost ratio.

Is a great ratio one with a high amount of posts per shit or one with a high amount of shits per post?
 
Is a great ratio one with a high amount of posts per shit or one with a high amount of shits per post?

Shits per post, weighted against your ability to survive. The dream for Cabot is to:

A. Survive an entire game without having contributed a thing.
B. Not be the worst doctor(s) in GAFia history.
 
Shits per post, weighted against your ability to survive. The dream for Cabot is to:

A. Survive an entire game without having contributed a thing.
B. Not be the worst doctor(s) in GAFia history.

It's gonna happen, Palmer. One day.


Well, A. I'm less confident on B.
 
You all make Ordinary Town sound so fun! Maybe someday I'll get to try it.

Ordinary Town actually is pretty fun in it's own ways. You have no extra obligation to stay alive, so you have the ability to put yourself on the line without any worry. It's also much more ideal for an ordinary townie to get into the area of potential lynch candidates, because you have nothing to lose fighting back and even if you fail, you still helped town win.

That being said, after five games of either ordinary town or the closest thing to it (Yay passive roleblocker. Twice) I'd prefer to be something else. :p
 
I see others too enjoy the bliss that is Ordinary Town. It truly is the best role and I myself enjoy it greatly as well. With that in mind...

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Vampire/Persona/Pop/Playstation
GMT+2

6.
 
Damn, all these boring white breads at the top of the page. Town vig is the best role, I've already proven more than capable enough at both talking a lynch in the exact direction I want it to go and having ace reads. Town vig has the added benefit of also letting me take someone out back at night and killing them without all the extra work on convincing others.

Edit: inb4 I called others boring white bread and someone flips it on me for being a 50ppp loser.
 
Damn, all these boring white breads at the top of the page. Town vig is the best role, I've already proven more than capable enough at both talking a lynch in the exact direction I want it to go and having ace reads. Town vig has the added benefit of also letting me take someone out back at night and killing them without all the extra work on convincing others.

Edit: inb4 I called others boring white bread and someone flips it on me for being a 50ppp loser.

Don't need to be a vig to do that these days, just fake claim cop.
 
I was a vig one, it was indeed super fun. But ordinary town is great too, GAMBITS GALORE.

We need more sign ups! Do we need to PM old players?
 
That never works
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Pronoun: He
Preferred game(s): Pop
Time-zone: Gmt +1

Vanilla Town is the most fun ( right after town vigi, since you can take down those that suck ) since you can let loose. Even though i have been playing this game the wrong way apparently since i try to survive :3
 
I like being ordinary town. You live longer, and that's the best ability a good player can have.

Being Ordinary Town gives you freedom and shows who the best players are. If you're crutching on power roles to do your scum hunting, you have failed.

Ordinary villager is my favorite role

How typical of the OLD MONEY players of our Mafia: The Party Game community to continue to spread this kind of advice that pretends to be lifehacking, but in reality is rhetoric only meant to keep players who are assigned terrible Ordinary Roles, in their "place"
.

"Be happy with having the worst Role in the game! Your life depends on it!"

"The worst Role in the game is really the best because being the worst is being free! What could be better than freedom?! And since you're free, you don't deserve the fruits of the better Roles' work! To yearn is to fail, to earn is to win!"

"I'd be happy if I had the worst Role in the game, so everyone should be too! Conform, new players, conform!"

Let me tell you, dear NEW: <PLAYER_NAME>; should you ever find yourself in a game of Mafia: The Party Game here within our GAFia community, beware the TRIFECTA OF LIARS and THEIR LIES. Do not listen to the ancients. Do not heed them. Beware!

THEY are not the Power. The Power is FUN?

The Power Role is YOU!?

All Roles are all YOU are all:
 
Pronoun: He
Preferred game(s): Pop
Time-zone: Gmt +1

Vanilla Town is the most fun ( right after town vigi, since you can take down those that suck ) since you can let loose. Even though i have been playing this game the wrong way apparently since i try to survive :3
Oh please. There's nothing more satisfying than finally being killed and you can relax
 
How typical of the OLD MONEY players of our Mafia: The Party Game community to continue to spread this kind of advice that pretends to be lifehacking, but in reality is rhetoric only meant to keep players who are assigned terrible Ordinary Roles, in their "place"
.

"Be happy with having the worst Role in the game! Your life depends on it!"

"The worst Role in the game is really the best because being the worst is being free! What could be better than freedom?! And since you're free, you don't deserve the fruits of the better Roles' work! To yearn is to fail, to earn is to win!"

"I'd be happy if I had the worst Role in the game, so everyone should be too! Conform, new players, conform!"

Let me tell you, dear NEW: <PLAYER_NAME>; should you ever find yourself in a game of Mafia: The Party Game here within our GAFia community, beware the TRIFECTA OF LIARS and THEIR LIES. Do not listen to the ancients. Do not heed them. Beware!

THEY are not the Power. The Power is FUN?

The Power Role is YOU!?

All Roles are all YOU are all:

I would never tell a lie. That's why I'd be terrible scum. Nope, just an Ordinary Townie every time, doing ordinary townie things.
 
It sucks that I won't be able to play in any of the main season games since I'll be travelling most of December, but have fun everyone and welcome new players! If you want to read good previous mafia games I recommend the ones in which I win. They exist.
 
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