NeoGAF website creates 1000 fake accounts to promote Sony products (shills)

Dangerous Porno Pipeline said:
I knew it. The conspiracy has been revealed. This is where the GAF Civil War begins....

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Wario64 said:
Q: When did NeoGaf's Recent NPD troubles begin?

A: Just after the PS3 was released in America.

Q: For a brief time it appeared that NeoGaf would no longer be hosting NPD sales data. Who was the person responsible for bringing NPD Data back to NeoGaf?

A: SonyCowboy.


BONUS QUESTION:

Q: Why do they call him SONYcowboy?

A: The answer to this question should be obvious by now.

Q: What new restrictions have been applied to NeoGaf NPD threads?

A: No talk of individual game sales outside of the top 10, no talk of old sales data


Q: What's the reason for these restrictions?

A: The software sales for a certain portable and a certain console have been terrible. Bad software sales = bad PR.


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This is to good to be real... :D
 
sonycowboy said:
That timeline is compelling...

Am I who I think I am or am I an empty Sony shill? Where will this lead?
You've been busted man. Admit it. Your entire existence is only to hide PSP software NPD from the world.
 
I dunno how they found out about this, but I think the mods need to have a talk.

There's a rat in our ranks.
 
ATTENTION: ALL JOKE ACCOUNTS BEGINNING WITH LETTERS A-M, BAIL OUT IMMEDIATELY.

ALL JOKE ACCOUNTS BEGINNING WITH LETTERS N-Z, AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
 
I wish I would have become a member more recently so I could share some sweet, sweet Sony kickbacks. :-(
 
Wait, what?

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And shouldn't wtfisthisshit.gif be already somewhere in this thread?
 
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"1,000 new NeoGaf members.. i submit to you, the internets, that they are Sony shills!

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"Thats crazy! You have no proof!"

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"I have all the proof in the world! Check out the comments from these new members... PRAISING SONY!"

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"Ha! Out of 1,000 people of course some are bound to favour Sony! This proves nothing"

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"Yes... but thats not all. If you check the forum you can clearly see the NPD reps username is.... SONYcowboy!!!!!"

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"Nooooooooo!!!! He's right!! Sony .. Neogaf... they... tricked us all!"

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Sony products are high quality and cutting edge. I only buy Sony products. Shouldn't you buy Sony products? Sony products are the intelligent choice.

Buy Playstation 3. I bought Playstation 3. Shouldn't you buy Playstation 3 too?




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Digg looooooves VGcharts, btw. Shit gets posted there at least once a week, always with a title like, "Wii outsells iPod, Honda Civic and milk, combined."
 
shit sonycowboy as in SONYcowboy?

All this time I thought it was South New York Cowboy... shit man, how could i be so wrong?!
 
It would appear to me that the real fake account was started on vgcharts. ;)


Anyways, I always knew there was something fishy with sonycowboy, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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If Sony wants to finance 1,000 posters to make the PS3 look awesome then by all means let them do so.

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