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[lix2k3]

wow....just wow.

 

[Fuzzy]

ATTENTION: ALL JOKE ACCOUNTS BEGINNING WITH LETTERS A-M, BAIL OUT IMMEDIATELY.

ALL JOKE ACCOUNTS BEGINNING WITH LETTERS N-Z, AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

There goes all my alt accounts.

Digg looooooves VGcharts, btw. Shit gets posted there at least once a week, always with a title like, "Wii outsells iPod, Honda Civic and milk, combined."

And Digg blocks links directly back to GAF. Conspiracy!

 

[PistolGrip]

OMG :lol

I guess no one told sent him the memo that some of these new comers waited months to join. He believes all came the same week.

Oh and Poor SonyCowboy. Apparently hes the one in charge of all this.

 

[dr3upmushroom]

The jig is us, it was good while it lasted

we still get paid for this month? ...right

We'll have to wait for PSP sales during the Easter period...

 

[Saoh]

Q & A Time:

Q: What is the name of NeoGaf's NPD Liason?
A: SonyCowboy

Another question soon to follow...

Q: When did NeoGaf's Recent NPD troubles begin?
A: Just after the PS3 was released in America.

Q: For a brief time it appeared that NeoGaf would no longer be hosting NPD sales data. Who was the person responsible for bringing NPD Data back to NeoGaf?
A: SonyCowboy.

Q: Why do they call him SONYcowboy?
A: The answer to this question should be obvious by now.

Q: What new restrictions have been applied to NeoGaf NPD threads?
A: No talk of individual game sales outside of the top 10, no talk of old sales data


Q: What's the reason for these restrictions?
A: The software sales for a certain portable and a certain console have been terrible. Bad software sales = bad PR.

:lol :lol :lol

this is just perfect. THIS FORUM MAKES FRICKIN' SENSE NOW!!

:lol sonycowboy is to blame.

 

[White Man]

I'd better hop on IRC, using my SONY VAIO. Unfortunately, I cannot tear myself away from EVERQUEST 2.

 

[Evlar]

It's fake. Sony doesn't need shills, they're winning anyway.

Y-yeah! W-what he said!

And how 'bout that... um, Moto-storm demo?

It's really grand. 1080 Ps!

 

[chriskzoo]

Where do I get some of this Sony money? :lol

 

[bishoptl]

This is why we let Cerebral Palsy skate for so long!

 

[Dimmuxx]

This explains a lot. :lol

 

[HomShaBom]

I hate GAF. They all get their panties in a wad whenever someone says "faggot," anti-liberal, or anything against Nintendo.

Well, get this, you ****ing corrupt faggot niggers, you're going DOWN.

lol, a comment

 

[Barf_the_Mog]

"1,000 new NeoGaf members.. i submit to you, the internets, that they are Sony shills!

"Thats crazy! You have no proof!"

"I have all the proof in the world! Check out the comments from these new members... PRAISING SONY!"

"Ha! Out of 1,000 people of course some are bound to favour Sony! This proves nothing"

"Yes... but thats not all. If you check the forum you can clearly see the NPD reps username is.... SONYcowboy!!!!!"

"Nooooooooo!!!! He's right!! Sony .. Neogaf... they... tricked us all!"

****ing hilarious

 

[sonycowboy]

Where do I get some of this Sony money? :lol

Please. It takes years of dedication. Most folks can't handle it.

 

[basis]

i think someone forgot their medication this morning.... /lol

 

[Stinkles]

Some of the comments are um, precious.

 

[DCharlie]

i'm browsing this thread from my PS3 - this is amazing. It's like having a fully functioning pc for a fraction of the price.

 

[grandjedi6]

lol, a comment

So we are Sony shills who ban people for Anti-Nintendo comments :lol

 

[Gattsu25]

lol, a comment

I love the 360 and the dreamcast was better than the--*BANNED*

 

[Grecco]

Ill Turn in my Nintendo jacket for some of this Sony Money kthnx :lol

 

[Kai Dracon]

It's fake. Sony doesn't need shills, they're winning anyway.

Sony products are the intelligent choice.

Spoiler

Buy Playstation 3

 

[Grayman]

I don't know whether to dig the thread for funny or bury it for stupid :lol


Give me leadership sonybots. Do you want to be known to the world?

 

[Bildi]

And how 'bout that... um, Moto-storm demo?

It's really grand. 1080 Ps!

And that's A LOT of P's. The xbox 2 only has about half that.

i'm browsing this thread from my PS3 - this is amazing. It's like having a fully functioning pc for a fraction of the price.

Have you tried out those Blue Rays? They're pretty awesome.

 

[Y2Kev]

This is why we let Cerebral Palsy skate for so long!

:lol :lol

 

[Tabris]

From the "article":

Why is it that most of these "new users" post only when needed? Like in sales threads.

Uhm, I'm like the only "Sony Fanboy" (in quotations because I don't think I'm a Sony fanboy, just anti-DS selling so well, but others think I am) in the sales thread, so I don't get where they're getting that from?

 

[sprsk]

I'm having fun.

 

[Haunted]

I'd better hop on IRC, using my SONY VAIO. Unfortunately, I cannot tear myself away from EVERQUEST 2.

aw damnit, you could at least try to be a proper shill - No one would believe that.

 

[xaosslug]

once again, further proof that NeoGAF is pretty much the center of the Internet Gaming Universe. I mean regardless of whether or not this story is fact or fiction... why do they give a screw? :lol

 

[Xeros]

so when do I get my paycheck?

 

[grandjedi6]

From the "article":



Uhm, I'm like the only "Sony Fanboy" (in quotations because I don't think I'm a Sony fanboy, just anti-DS selling so well, but others think I am) in the sales thread, so I don't get where they're getting that from?

Why are you taking this seriously :lol

 

[Z_Y]

This is awesome! Well back to camping my local EB for Motorstorm!

:lol

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

This is why we let Cerebral Palsy skate for so long!

:lol

 

[sprsk]

aw damnit, you could at least try to be a proper shill - No one would believe that.

Apparently you've never met Manabyte.

 

[Bowen_B]

See this why I get paid more, instead of being pro-Sony I act as a stupid xbot to make people think that Xbox owners are idiots.
That's what most of us elite do, our anti-Nintendo campaign is going really well.

 

[PhoenixDark]

*** Sony has joined
<bluemax> oh snap its sony!
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> that would mean something if you were a chick
<Sony> hello gentlemen
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> what's up
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> where's my kickback?
<bluemax> a mouth is a mouth shinobi!
<Sony> nothing much, just losing money
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> haha
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> lol
<Sony> you guys aren't promoting us enough
<demi`> lol
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> gotta give something to get something
<HomShaBom> I havent received any money, Sony
<Y2Kev> SONY
*** Y2Kev is now known as Y2Sony
<HomShaBom> alliwantforxmasisaps3
<Y2Sony> hello everyone
<Sony> we gave you the cell, that's all you need
<Shinobi_PrisonBreak> people are giving you 600 bucks to be a tallegeda nights player

 

[Y2Kev]

by DeaconKnowledge 25 minutes ago
- 1 digg
Uhh...care to back this up?

Okay guys, you don't have to go and argue :lol

 

[Grayman]

i decided to digg it to undermine the quality of digg.

 

[Flyguy]

Next gen is not possible without BluRay. Cell makes games prettier and framerates more stable. PSN is a comprehensive online service.

 

[Grecco]

BTW

Hilarious Bomba Gaming

I wanna trademark that. it sounds like a cool website name or a new game company

 

[Haunted]

Why are you taking this seriously :lol

dude, it's Tabris.

 

[BlueTsunami]

GAF > VGCharts > DIGG > INTERNETS > Xsamus vagina > DIGG > GAF

 

[Scottlarock]

Cars is on 2 blurays people, 2 blurays!

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

That timeline is compelling...

Am I who I think I am or am I an empty Sony shill? Where will this lead?

You missed an opportunity to be funny and shill a Sony product.

 

[Beezy]

Q: When did NeoGaf's Recent NPD troubles begin?

A: Just after the PS3 was released in America.

Q: For a brief time it appeared that NeoGaf would no longer be hosting NPD sales data. Who was the person responsible for bringing NPD Data back to NeoGaf?

A: SonyCowboy.


BONUS QUESTION:

Q: Why do they call him SONYcowboy?

A: The answer to this question should be obvious by now.

Q: What new restrictions have been applied to NeoGaf NPD threads?

A: No talk of individual game sales outside of the top 10, no talk of old sales data


Q: What's the reason for these restrictions?

A: The software sales for a certain portable and a certain console have been terrible. Bad software sales = bad PR.


:lol :lol :lol :lol

****ing hilarious. :lol :lol :lol

 

[OokieSpookie]

Best thread all week.
Understandable that something had to come with all of the good news.
You have to kind of pity some of the interweb.

Seriously, they cant believe this.
Only a complete idiot would believe a conspiracy like that.
Nobody here would ever give an unbiased opinon.
You really have to wonder about some people.

 

[Sweedishrodeo]

BUY THE PRAYSTASHUN FREE

 

[Haunted]

GAF > VGCharts > DIGG > INTERNETS > Xsamus vagina > DIGG > GAF

One of these is not like the others.

Spoiler

VGCharts?

 

[Gattsu25]

aw damnit, you could at least try to be a proper shill - No one would believe that.

hey, I played EQ2 a while back and loved

Spoiler

uninstalling

it a LOT!

and ManaByte is a big time EQ2 fan, not saying this to open him up to ridicule, but just because a game doesn't interest you doesn't mean that no one out there appreciates it

 

[DCharlie]

See this why I get paid more, instead of being pro-Sony I act as a stupid xbot to make people think that Xbox owners are idiots.

... lol, i don't think people need proding to think fanboys of any console are idiots...

it's as easy to achieve as it is to eject a ps3 disk using the elegant heat sensor design.

 

[Y2Kev]

GAF > VGCharts > DIGG > INTERNETS > Xsamus vagina > DIGG > GAF

All the members joined so there'd be people in the "RUMBLE IS BACK" thread to celebrate.

 

[Bowen_B]

One of these is not like the others.

Spoiler

VGCharts?

Correct, no-one actually goes to VGCharts.